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Remember the Splash Mat Debacle of 2024 where Poppy destroyed it in less than 5 minutes? Well, my neighbor - without my asking - made her a new splash mat made from PVC pipe and metal fittings. It worked a lot better although we need to tape up some of the holes to make the water go higher.

The Hoodie in question. No it's not Cowboys. So suck it, @Sparhawk! And the offending cat puke in the hood. Please note that while dry I literally peeled it off with tissues so this is the stains remaining. You're welcome.

I actually have a picture of the offending cat puke in case this very subject was brought up.

The place I work is inherently stinky. And in the control room it gets to be cold so most of us wear hoodies. In the plant it gets stupid hot but in the control room it's cold.

I like self checkout as long as I have not that many items. If you have a full cart and you go to self checkout, you should be flogged and released into the wild.

STORYTIME WITH DAVE!!! My tale begins Tuesday night. I went to bed early because my final test at work was Wednesday and it was make or break. If I passed I was a tech 2 and no longer had to train or fear for my job. If I failed there was a real chance I could be let go in less than a month...

I’ve been watching and I was going to post something here but wasn’t going to without speaking to you. I loved your post “I lived, bitches!”

Unless I’m there as well and the song is Bohemian Rhapsody.

Thanks, man. What’s funny is nobody that ever actually saw my standup razzes me like that. Only those who hear my daily terrible dad jokes. Like rat toes and such. Which is why it never really gets to me. And just so you know, I got terrible stage fright every time I went up. If you asked my...

…thanks…?

There has never been a more ironically named city. City of Brotherly Love my patootie. And fuck the Eagles. (Glad you're okay!) Oh, and WHY are you assaulted so much??!

In-bred Al Yankovich?

#7 will haunt your nightmares.

I need to stop complaining about shit sometimes. I’m all grumbling about my car tire. Get into work and find out one of the guys I work with - who recently gave his retirement notice - had to retract the notice. His wife’s cancer has come back and it’s stage 4. They have 3 kids, the oldest a...

I’m working on it. (I’m not working on it.)

I was having an allergic reaction Wednesday at my sister’s house. She had me use essential oils on it. note: This was a contact rash reaction. It was already fading when she made me put on the foul smelling shit. Then she proclaimed the oils helped.

I just started rewatching from the beginning. This post makes me sad.

Good morning! Wow timing is everything. Interesting story but today is my big exam at work. I have to pass it to keep my job. Yes, I've had other tests, but this one is the oral exam where the managers grill me and test my overall knowledge. Frankly, this is the one that's been stressing me out...

And I thought Mr. Toad had a wild ride, jesus christ! Glad to see you came out the other side okay, man. Or are still working your way out. Other than that, yes of course we remember you and welcome!

Oh I know. But I’m also the guy who repeatedly says that orcs wouldn’t know what a menu was.