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Well, I say he does have to shoot me now!

:popcorn:

@Terrik, your Secret Santa asked me to let you know that you should get two packages before christmas and one that will arrive slightly after.

@Far, your Secret Santa wanted me to provide you with this finely-crafted tracking number: 0105291458783001 https://www.canadapost-postescanada.ca/cpc/en/tools.page

@David, your Secret Santa would like to know if you've received your gift.

:p

Just a reminder that you should send your gift by Monday, December 13th in order to make sure it gets to your victim in time. Don't make me put you in the corner with @Bubble181.

Hey, now! I resemble that remark!

@Tress, your Secret Santa wanted me to let you know that, according to the US Postal Service, the expected delivery will be today. 1638900948 Don't pretend. You like being in the corner.

Mr. Hat Rack, are you trying to seduce me?

Yes, you will.

Yes.

Corner. Now.

@Dave, your Secret Santa would like to know if you have any dietary restrictions.

They just flew, I say flew, right off.

Can I crash at your place?!

Oh, they will.

@Tress, your Secret Santa wanted me to let you know that your gift-bearing doomweasels are on their way. You have been warned.

Was he stroking a white long-haired cat while saying this?