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Travel costs alone would cripple me. I have my consultation next Thursday. They said it would probably be the next week to take moulds and then the week after that to extract/put in immediate dentures. So about a month total.

Probably costs as much as ivory or whalebone would these days.

Dave's going to have new teeth within a month.

The board of Tesla did just authorise a $56 billion bonus for him, though. Business investors mostly voted hell no but the legion of musk-sucker individual stock owners overwhelmingly voted yes.

Thanks a-bit-too-tall baby gate and closet door knob. I didn’t need that front tooth anyway.

Someone asked me tonight what's the first thing I'd do if I were rich. I'd love to go into a packed bar and scream, "Drinks are on me!"

Sometimes you just have to go for it. I mean, until that wet blanket Moses ratted on me.

I feel attacked.

Um…yay…?

I get home this morning from work and have to take a shower since it was a particularly “getting dirty” night. When I get out my wife noticed something that’s been bugging me but I haven’t said anything. Right at the top of my bellybutton there’s like this soft lump that feels like a...

Good lord, man. This is attempted MURDER not an attempted robbery!

Hey we might not be right there but we can absolutely be there for you! Is your friend going to be okay?

I am just lazy and don’t shave until I resemble a homeless chia pet. Then I shave it all off and start the cycle all over again.

Government bans are hardly ever temporary. They are like taxes. I get where @Dubyamn is coming from. I don’t agree with how vociferously hates it as this is an executive action that basically tries to mirror the bipartisan legislation that Trump had killed, but it’s disingenuous to not think...

That is two of the seasons in Iowa & Nebraska. There are three. Brown, green, and white.

The handle broke on my favorite small saucepan. We've had these pots & pans since the kids were little so they've gotten a little worn although they are still non-stick because we have never used a metal utensil in them. Still good and now it's a water dish. Anyway, I thought I'd surprise the...

Aw man I loved that guy.

No disassemble, you piece of shit!

Playing a new game released May 31 called Soulmask. It’s a survival style game that borrows heavily from other games but does so in a way that is actually pretty fun. It’s kind of a mind-fuck since you don’t play as a single character - you play as the mask. You can take over and control any...