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That cat's got the right idea.

<squeeeeeexplode!>

I've seen pictures of both of you. I would have said late 20s/very early 30s.

You're 40?!

Oh, hell no!

@Dave, why did you rob that bank? To get GasBandit more cheese? @GasBandit, why are you wearing cheese on your head at night? Is it because Dave robbed a bank? I have so many questions.

It's Attack of the Killer Tomatoes all over again! Flee!

I love that cat!

You mean "instructions willfully misunderstood".

Thank you for this. Your Secret Santa wants you to know that you should expect gifts on December 3rd and again on December 6th-7th. I don't think you're getting the TV. The doomweasels can't carry that much. Actually, they'll steal it for their own use. What can I do? They're weasels.

@evilmike, your Secret Santa informed me that you should have your gifts by December 4th.

@Far, your Secret Santa wanted me to tell you that you should expect to receive a large package sometime between Dec. 8th and Dec. 23rd. You have been warned.

@blotsfan, your Secret Santa would like some gift ideas, please.

Well, don't leave us hanging. Did you find the caracara?

Would anyone object to this being the Secret Santa avatar this year?

They will be the Welcome Wagon.

Well, there you go. Thanks for letting me know, cheri.

OK, mes enfants, you should have received the information on your Secret Santa victim. If I missed you or if you still want in. please let me know as soon as possible. Please send your gifts out by Tuesday, December 15th at the latest, especially if you're sending internationally. If you got...

I threatened him with a doomweasel and he got right back to me. :)

Hello, all. Here's the updated list of people who want doomweasels to visit their house this Christmas. If I missed you, let me know as soon as you can. blotsfan Bubble181 Celt Z Dave Dei Dirona evilmike Far GasBandit General Specific jwhouk PatrThom Shawn Terrik Tress Wahad