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Oh right I meant to complain here. I got got by my wife watching TikTok in the same room as me.

I got you guys. Its Friday!

Saudi already owned a lot of twitter. Their investment was just deciding not to sell their stake to Elon.

"How the fuck did x die while Henry Kissinger is still alive" has been a common sentiment over the last few years after basically every high profile death.

About fucking time.

Glad to hear that meat is back on the menu.

Tried to lay in bed only to see this staring at me.

Sounds like a guy had a heart attack while driving and his foot slammed on the gas.

There was a terrorist attack in my neck of the woods. Someone drove into a customs checkpoint at the border and their car exploded. Thankfully while the bombers died it sounds like the only other casualty was a customs officer with minor injuries.

Wow I’m sure those facts and logic will convince any trumper to support Biden.

The iPhone cutout function is fun.

I don't think that many people know Linda Yaccarino.

I had a come to Jesus from my doctor a few months ago about my weight (high blood pressure, prediabetic, cholesterol) and started dieting. Today I have officially crossed over into “not obese.”

I had a feeling this was coming hence my switching to firefox a bit ago. link to tweet here

Oh.

I have a strong policy of never giving my DNA to anyone not bound by HIPAA and that's served me well.

Nobody on this forum will ever see West Virginia elect a better senator than Manchin.

I always find that weird. My wife and I got both of our pets before we were married (or even engaged) and we had the very clear talk of who would get which pet if we broke up.

Except last night ended up almost perfectly in line with the polls.

Aren’t there a million stories where the daily planet gets attacked and if not for the fact that superman is already there theyd all die?