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I bet he’s never met her before, too.

Don’t worry everyone! It’s all better now. My just mom called to tell me that her latest scan shows that her cancer is beginning to spread again, and she needs to start an aggressive round of chemo. Fun times.

I’m a teacher, a boyfriend, a son, a dad, a brother, a neighbor, and a best friend. And in all of these roles I strive to be both a good listener, and to be emotionally supportive. It’s like the one thing I think that I actually do well. But goddamn am I getting emotionally exhausted. Lately it...

I normally try to avoid whining about the refs, but those two penalties against SF on Cleveland’s last drive were complete bullshit.

A Stanford University instructor has been removed from the classroom amid reports they called Jewish students colonizers and downplayed the Holocaust

I had never heard of this book before. Sounds fucking awful.

Trump legally cannot be Speaker of the House. House Rule #26, approved by the 118th Congress: “Any member of the Republican Leadership shall step aside if indicted for a felony for which a sentence of two or more years imprisonment may be imposed.”

How strange! Usually law enforcement is quick to snatch up illegal immigrant families. I wonder what’s different about this case?

Bruh, it’s giving Grandpa Simpson.

I always hated Endgame's plot. The 5 year jump and restoration was a stupid fucking idea that caused more problems than it solved. The Russos and their writing staff didn't think at all about any other stories, or the MCU really. They just wanted to have a big impact, like little kids smashing...

I think most people really do play a game thoroughly when they like it. But I think the dorks that briefly play a game without really getting into it, all so they can blather on about it on Twitter, are more visible. They stand out in our attention, so it feels like there’s more of them.

Have you met these alt-right assholes? For some of them you just described paradise.

I like this, a lot. But I find that merely existing is enough to embarrass my daughter.

Around the start of Covid, 2020 or so. As a teacher it went from non-existent to EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME in the blink of an eye.

I teach at high school in a well-to-do district filled with the children of tech workers, executives, and entrepreneurs. Most of these kids brag about getting BMWs for their birthday. They're wealthy, though not mega wealthy (think parents with high six figure yearly incomes, but not...

The Cowboys offense can’t beat them if they let the Cowboys defense and special teams score all the points.

That's the point of the Senate. All states are treated equal, regardless of population size. Meanwhile, the House gives power to bigger states over the smaller ones. Then the two have to agree, and that's how things are balanced.

If Tress Ruled the World: House of Representatives: 2 year term, 5 term limit Senate: 6 year term, 2 term limit President: 4 year term, 2 term limit Supreme Court Justice: 20 year term, 1 term limit Federal Justice: 10 year term, 2 term limit Other reforms: Electoral College removed, popular...

That man couldn't shoot a 67 at the local mini-golf course. There would be a windmill hole and he'd complain about it causing cancer.

No, because it’s still originating in the Atlantic? Maybe?