I think for the last decade or more, the only time I've ever changed a lightbulb was when I moved into a new place or when finally replacing incandescents that burned out. I haven't had a single LED burn out on me, like...ever
Put a great big ol' cross and a "What would jesus do?" picture right above where the dishwasher would go to shame the technicians into doing the right thing ;)
I own a BMW. Every time I have a passenger in the car, I make the joke "I wonder if I'm confusing the guy behind me?" and when they ask why, i say "Because I'm using my blinkers"
It happens. Me and my ex-wife would bicker over chicken and dumplings: Drop dumplings made with bisquick or dumplings made from cut up Grands biscuits.