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How the hell did I get to be a teacher, then? :P

Ah, the joys of having a daughter. With a boy, you only have to worry about one penis and where he sticks it. With a girl, you have to worry about every penis in the world. Seriously though, many congratulations, you Woody-image-tossing thingamabob, you...

Wait... GasBandit praising Finland? God, the list of side effects on my antibiotics said nothing about hallucinations :P But thanks, much appreciated. Even though I gotta admit... the line about not having homework? Yeah... totally not true.

Looks like I've got some work to do...

Gordon Ramsay. Gotta love the blighter.

Another trailer is up. And this time around, I've subscribed to a cable package wherein I get to see this series only a day after its premiere. Sweet.

Or I'm wrong. Skifandrian royal genealogy isn't my forte.

Damn, Shawnacy , good to see you! And very many conga rats and other dancing rodents on becoming a veritable pater familias!

Many conga rats, Mr Taiwanese :D

Don't make me start a Turku-Tampere war with you, mate.

Who are you calling a chump, ya chimp?

It's a pity that V didn't stick around. She seemed like a nice person... plus, now we could have talked about Pathfinder. ... What?

Do chumps stain? Y'know, I'm not even quite sure what is a chump. Besides Zeeta's mom, that is...

The fan in me wants to say that's awesome because it is a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference. The humanist in me wants to say that's lame because it's a math joke. I am, therefore, torn.

There are some people who put the rest of us to shame with their awesomeness. That father is their king.

Probably... I mean, Dark Floors, inspired and pretty much made for the Eurovision winner monster band Lordi just plain sucked.

More like "Just you wait, human. Once night falls and you fall into a blissful slumber, I'm going to fucking eat your face!"

In Pathfinder, clerics are automatically proficient with their god's weapon. Which seems reasonable, considering: "Oh yes, I've dedicated my entire life to the faith of god X. I know his dogma, his magic, his vision of the wo... wait, what are you doing? Where'd you get that broadsword? What...

Damn... and I gave that movie a miss because I didn't like Nightwish's new singer. How is this related? Nightwish. Made. The. Goddamn. Soundtrack. ALL OF IT :durr:

Crud.