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I hate when kids are so clever and insidious with their bitchy, unkind behavior that it's almost impossible to call them on it. Oh how i long for the days of that kid who straight up pushed people over.

Now to decide--do you end the date because of the murder or the belief in astrology?

Also stupid. Money is for good whiskey and travel.

I hope to never have a lawn. Even when I can buy one day...no way in hell am I going to commit to weekly/monthly yard work if I can help it.

I fucking LOVE it. The vacuous-sounding chorus at the beginning. The shock. The confederate soldier pants. The tenderly-handled firearms. It's great.

From earlier this week...

The lady gets it. Okay this is good. I was starting to feel like I was being mean or something.

One of them, yes. He's a kind of eccentric, intense dude, and we got to be good friends during my improv classes. I love hanging out with him, but I think he's got more free time than I do.

I've made more friends in my late 20s and 30s than I have had in my entire life. My whine is that I'm having a hard time learning how not to be a bad friend. Relearning to balance between me-time and friend-time is hard. I'm sorry ifnthis sounds like an obnoxious humble-brag. I'm aware that I'm...

Promotional pics for a show on Saturday--part of a photo story detailing my struggle through the workweek.

You have such a cute smile!

Thank you for clarifying.

I know a girl who went through something...akin to this but not quite as bad. No creepy murder journaling.

That...is...truly horrifying.

Yeah, luckily that's just Wednesday night for most of us.

We now have an all-woman improv troupe called Ragtag. We had kind of a test run last year, and now we're really in business, working with ladies from 3 different nearby troupes. We had a slumber party photo shoot today, complete with pillow fights, silky robes, and booze.

Yes, I understand that schools make accommodations. I vent here. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk

Totally. And not to continue being the preachy teacher... but I knew how to make a sandwich when I was 8. Hell, I could fry an egg. It's disturbing how many kids I teach have trouble tying their shoes. Occupational therapists are making a killing teaching students how to grip things because...

Ooooh I could see him as Cable. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk

It was the last weekend for _Don't Breathe_. I had some questions about how on earth the twist could have happened in the first place, but man, what a tense and exciting movie. The actor who played the blind man was absolutely chilling. Old guys with beefy arms are scary. It was relentless...