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And now for everyone's favorite segment: Keltsey Embarrasses Herself In Pubic So You Don't Have To! Picture it- Sicily 1947 last night, the Z family shopping at Target. Li'l Z is off somewhere and I'm pushing a cart while talking to Mr. Z. We stop to look at item, and I'm not aware that the...

Mr. Z tried to convince me to leave the pumpkin decorations out by doing the same thing. While valid, he was over-ruled.

I could draw it here, too...:ninja:

My neighbors were teasing me because I did this same thing Friday morning. My reasoning was that we haven't had rain almost all October, and it was supposed to rain later Friday morning, so if I did it then, I didn't have to wait a week for things to dry in the garage to put them away. I almost...

1) We know he's not a billionaire, although the some of the people propping him up are. 2) When I said I know they're pumping stuff into him- even with all the access to the finest healthcare in the world, eventually years of abuse + aging can't be undone. He can't walk correctly, can't finish a...

This checks with everything we know about Trump: his insecurities and him buying into every part of toxic masculinity. His ridiculous comb over because he's embarrassed to be bald, the bronzer to try and look hardy and tanned. He must be shitting himself more than usual because he's gone full Al...

... the internet was a mistake.

The man isn't even orange anymore: he's gone full brownface, but he brags about his beautiful skin?!? My dude, even YOU are embarrassed by the state of your skin!

I don't know what's worse: his horrible makeup or the group of sycophants in the background dressed exactly like him. Christ, their party has become such an embarrassment.

Ahaha. I told Li'l Z if he was going to trick or treat this year, he had to plan ahead, especially for a costume. I wasn't making myself crazy now that he's in middle school. ... says the woman who helped him pull together an Adventure Peely costume in the last 24hrs. :facepalm:

WHAT. THE EVERLOVING. FUCK.

Are we sure she's not a bot?

I'll take all of the above, thanks.

Why yes, I would watch a Mean Girls anime.

I feel like it manages to be worse than that, mostly because it's offensively boring. Homer's car was hideous, but creative!

What does everyone else having more sex have to do with this?

Aww, baby zombie!

Sounds like Doug Ford has been hanging out with Chris Christie.

Hmmm... I've seen a few movies, and considering it's October, I don't think this is going to end well for you.

I had the same thought! Although, I'm much happier it's Ke Huy than Jackie.