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I doubt anyone complained about me. I'm a sweet angel.

Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wait,what? What is that?

I like to think it's a pat. Because the look on the shark just says "D'aawwwww"

It doesn't look like a punch. It's either a "There, there Shark" pat, or a "Get the fuck out shark" shove to the side.

Stop being old, Dave.

Yessss

cool story bro!

Nothing beats the original for me, but I really like this.

He gets it.

Ghost bustin'.

And when it down whip it out.

Smoking in a leather jacket is like a one way ticket to a girl's vagina. Aviators are needed.

Now I'm starving.

You met her while you stood outside the highschool, wearing a leather jacket while smoking? Trying to convince the highschoolers you're a cool college guy?

I'm surprised he even talked to her without pissing his pants. ;)

You know inviting us both is a bad idea. I can not be held responsible for what I do.

This is why I need to drive to Chicago so Juski can finally say he partied with me. Also: I could have gotten the bunny to sleep with him. It would have taken like 50 bucks, but I could have.

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