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Since a large amount of people in this city have Swine Flu, and I go home a lot, I plan on getting one here pretty soon.

Ah.

Oh hey look it's Chaz. What a surprise

You guys are acting as if there are other Mabels out there. But Mabel was one of a kind. There will never be anyone else like her.

Dance with her!

Bump

Let's do this. Tell her that you want your genitals and her genitals to do a hi five. Tell her that you want her to donate her body to science and you science.

Mabel always said I was like Clark Gable, but more dashing..

Don't tell her this.

I met Mable on V-J day in New York City. I was recovering from a leg wound from Bastogne, and I had saw her as a nurse in the hospital. My leg had mostly healed, and I knew just how to show it off. I visited a local dance club, accepted and free drink and a pat on the back, and that's when I saw...

Sorry! I just love taking things in other directions.

Grumble Grumble. *Goes inside to listen to crooner music and stare longingly at a picture of his dead wife.*

Grrr...And cut your hair! You're a boy for Christ sake!

Grrr....Get your sticks off the grass when you're done.

Get off my lawn.

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"Just fuck all to everything"

Me and ME

My avatar compliments my sarcastic quotes quite nicely.