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Didn't even tag musk! Guy is just searching for his name endlessly

PhoneX will be the first touch free phone! PhoneX will be all digital and also the Blockchain PhoneX will come with slurs programed into predictive text PhoneX users will see messages and deep thoughts from Musk at least once a day. Responses will limited to thumbs up emoji PhoneX will be the...

Trump has outlive his usefulness. Washington repubs know that he's a reverse midas touch at this point. Trump has too much ego to not run even if he loses the republican nomination. If that happens, he'll split the vote. Right not party loyalist repubs need trump to die, go to jail, or flee to...

Can you die from 2nd hand cringe? Should I see a doctor?

I have to stop every few hours to thrash on an electric guitar and do a kickflip whilst firing a gun. Bosses orders.

I had a good time on it but I'd highly recommend going in very prepared. We got easy access snacks and stuff and set aside the whole day. Anything that can bring the mood down was felt a lot more. Like we were listening to a D&D actual play and the group was in the forrest of the nightmare king...

He's that guy who has to go out of his way to make sure you know that he doesn't care about something. Like a jock who has to announce that they don't know anything about star wars because they were too busy having sex in highschool, but also they typed this in the comments section of a star...

My dad took me to one of his shows a long time ago. I know he took some weird turns later in life but still, kinda sucks.

Well, fuck

You know what Twitter is missing? Wheels! With Twitter mobile you can take Twitter anywhere but with Mobile Twitter, now Twitter can take YOU anywhere! And the best part is, it's all electric! Self driving mobile Twitter is just two years out for real guys.

I had to read the scarlet letter so many times in school I just turned in the same paper as a year before with minor edits. If that can get me a C+ who knows what this will do for Musk!

I finally saw Eat Prey Love. It was pretty good! Any problem I had was just with the idea of predators and their weird rules of like... Not killing someone who's unarmed but also being fine with invisibility and other super advanced tech.

Could it just need a good cleaning? Could be dusty

And remember after he asked Twitter if he should pay taxes he ended up paying like .5% of his net worth in taxes for probably the first and only time

I think it was people slowly coming around to the fact that he's full of shit. He'd been saying for so long that self driving cars were 1-2 years away, spaceX would be going to mars soon while the rockets were still blowing up, giving Puerto Rico power batteries that didn't end up working and...

So anyone can get a checkmark for $8 and this will...lead to less fake accounts?

Real dark turn for a quick goof

My wife absolutely loves her music. This is really disappointing.