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  1. IronBrig4

    Gas Bandit's Political Thread V: The Vampire Likes Bats

    In the meantime, one of the Proud Boys' honchos is going away for a while. His alt-right ass is going to be passed around the cell block like a peace pipe.
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    Gas Bandit's Political Thread V: The Vampire Likes Bats

    And those Gen Z kids keep skateboarding on the sidewalk and listen to their rap bands! If Herb was still with us he'd give them a piece of his mind! According to the 1790 census, the most populous state (Virginia at 748,000) and least populous state (Delaware at 59,000) were not as far apart...
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    Gas Bandit's Political Thread V: The Vampire Likes Bats

    Also, primary voters tend to be older than dirt. They vote for other people who remember listening to Gang Busters on the radio.
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    *sighs, turns over "DAYS SINCE LAST MASS SHOOTING IN AMERICA" sign to 0*

    Yes. I did my due diligence and checked the local news. Those shootings were made up. This student was a habitual schemer. All that time scheming and concocting fake sob stories could have been better spent writing the damn paper.
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    [Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

    I'd bet money that she was undocumented or had a warrant.
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    *sighs, turns over "DAYS SINCE LAST MASS SHOOTING IN AMERICA" sign to 0*

    I had a student who was chronically absent and who always had sob stories whenever he asked for an extension or a makeup test. Many of those stories usually involved him being at a party where a family member or sibling got shot. I think he needed to hang with a better class of people.
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    Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

    I hear ya. I just recently learned that my mother-in-law doesn't like the Wonder Years reboot because the black family is "taking the show away from white people." Rural Florida needs to revert to Military District No. 3 again. Reconstruction obviously didn't work the first time around.
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    [Webcomic] The Order of the Stick thread

    Maybe this is when they upgrade to 5e?
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    Minor victory thread

    My cat's stuff had been sitting in the garage for the past several months. Today, we put it up on the Nextdoor app. Within minutes we got a response. They were a mother/daughter couple who had recently adopted two junior cats and were in dire need of some cat gear. They got the tower, scratch...
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    [News] US Capitol Siege 6 January 2021

    Personally, I think they should just be dumped onto Devil's Island. They'll have their white ethnostate until the malaria hits.
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    [Gaming] Baldur's Gate 3

    I was looking forward to this. Unfortunately, my PC is crap and I don't have a PS5 yet. I'll have to watch the gameplay videos on YouTube. By the way, the introductory cinematic has a Wilhelm Scream.
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    Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

    I got my current position without much fuss. It was announced on Monday morning. I applied that afternoon. They called me on Wednesday for an interview, along with a follow-up on Thursday. I had the job offer in hand on Friday. That was after two years of fruitless job searches for any...
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    Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

    That is something I hated about job searches. I have a detailed CV. But now it seems like every company has their own special template on their website. If you say "consult my resume" then some will automatically reject your application.
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    [Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

    Just don't cook dinner on Monday and let them fend for themselves.
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    [Brazelton] Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman)

    You said the secret word!
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    Gas Bandit's Political Thread V: The Vampire Likes Bats

    Brain Drain in Florida It's no surprise that professors are starting to leave after DeSantis and his goons spent the past year riling up their white trash voters against educators. Speaking as a history professor, I wouldn't want to teach at a Florida university. At the very least I'd have to...
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    [Movies] Talk about the last movie you saw 2: Electric Threadaloo

    The Haunted Mansion. Not the one that just came out, but the 2003 version with Eddie Murphy. It's okay. I'd call it a light family horror-comedy that isn't too intense for the kids or grandma. It definitely has some Hocus Pocus vibes. It just had terrible timing when it was released. Disney put...
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    [Movies] Talk about the last movie you saw 2: Electric Threadaloo

    My wife saw it last night and she said she had never seen more pink in her life, but she also liked the musical numbers.
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    [MLB] 2023 Major League Baseball Season (MLB Thread)

    Speaking of jinxes, the Padres are shitting the bed again despite all the pre-season optimism. I thought this year was supposed to be different.
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    New PETure Thread (aka: Pet Pic Thead)

    Not my pet, but some students at my university found a litter of kittens abandoned in a box in a parking lot. They would have been dead from heat exposure if they were left out for much longer, so the students took them in, bottle fed them, and started giving them away. They offered me the last...
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