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this might only be funny to me and @PatrThom but I'm posting it anyway

got an instagram ad for "healthy" ramen noodles and like...my guy you are entirely missing the point of why people eat ramen noodles. 6 for $40 fuck off into the sun

my list of started threads is hilariously bleak

don't anonymize this asshole he wants to be the main character, put his info out there

perfect, no notes

good kitty

don't worry, mercury poisoning will take care of Travis

my mom always made us soft-boiled eggs on toast and cut into squares

i hope Ohio State never fires Ryan Day Go Blue

omg lil z is twelve we are all ancient

I'm convinced I'll never "feel like an adult" at least in the sense of what I thought an adult was when I was younger.

thank you so much everyone I can't believe the goal got met that fast - i love you all

thanks so much again to everyone who has helped so far, I will return it as soon as possible

Thanks Dave! hi everyone, I am really sorry to ask but I ended up messing myself up by moving from my healthcare marketplace plan to my employer plan when I became eligible. I would have assumed it was a positive move but I ended up with an unexpected $250 bill just from trying to renew my...

decided to do this to keep my username safe since i try to keep it uniform across all platforms (damn you other bertnotburt on ig and gmail *shakes fist*) - tried to format the banner and icon to show my bluesky address - not perfect, but not bad for freehand done on an iphone :p

aaahh this is so good ive watched it like 8 times

https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/41053342/blue-jackets-winger-johnny-gaudreau-brother-matthew-die He and his brother Matthew were struck by a drunk driver yesterday in NJ while they were cycling. The family was in NJ for their sister's wedding which was scheduled for today. Just awful. Fuck...