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A coworker of mine used to call that out over our radios when he ran into an ID10T. Well after the joke was widely known.

TIL that Death Panels are just DPS Healers.

Last Week Tonight - showed Bear Grylls eating/drinking freshly squeezed elephant shit. I really could have used a warning. Damn near vomited on my PJs.

With stuffed toys.

Well, even a dummy like Bush could figure out that 9/11 hadn't happened yet just from the question. If someone asked me if the 8/19 attacks have happened yet the normal response would be no.

*I wrote out a whole your joke but worse sentence.*

I have that on DVD. I've only seen Paths once.

Hopefully I can find Paths of Glory somewhere to watch.

The cameo that would have gone to Stan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City,_Kansas In all fairness...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/abc-news-suspends-correspondent-mistakenly-232401669.html Wow, Matt Guttman has been suspended for making that report I heard about all his daughters being with him.

Thank God that it wasn't all of his kids. Just reading on CNN that he takes the chopper because he is in such pain that he could not sit in a car for 2 hours.

Sounds like he had his daughters onboard.

I was about to post in Random Crap that I saw a plate from Hawaii yesterday.

OOOOh... you always got to be different don't ya???? - in Terry Jones's female voice.

:(

Because the world is not fucking magic.

But without those laws you can't arrest the dumbfucks that carry them into bars.

Yep. From the victim it sounded more like lousy trigger discipline. Which can get you fired on a firing range.

No it wasn't.