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I don't get it. Someone clogged a toilet at work and flooded the restroom. I don't get it, this is a professional building, with rather high standards of who we hire... This ain't some fast food place.

Had a family of wild boars just across the street from my house. Too bad it would been illegal to shoot them where they were.

What clamp were they using? Sorry, I'm still a Sophomore at heart.

See, I told you they laid eggs.

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I am shocked that the redacted document was not as poorly done as Roger Stone's letter. Where if you opened it in Word, you could undo the redactions.

But standing very still is.

At this point humans do almost everything better... when not talking, texting or drinking. Automated systems are getting better, but still can't out think a sober, experienced driver. Wasn't it google that cut the number of sensors on their car, and killed that pedestrian?

I really miss the twins.

My office becomes a party at 30 minutes till the end of day. "BUT I'M ON THE FOOKING PHONE!!!"

I wonder if Coolio paid royalties to Stevie Wonder for copying the song in the first place.

My dad once pointed out a rather short man with short legs for his body. And told us that, "He is suing the city." "Why Dad?" "They put the sidewalks too close to his ass."

Members of my family still use most of those.

4 minutes.... so hard to wait.

I drove through Alto TX last week. I was on my way to see Mom for Easter. A week earlier it was struck by tornadoes. Along the highway I was traveling there were downed trees lining both sides of the road for a stretch of 9 miles. It was like driving through a place that was carpet bombed...