Stienman, I question the pinstripe suit you drew. Why would any self-respecting designer have a completely blue suit with white pinstripes, green buttons, and red thread?
I heard that if you lay on your hand until it's numb and then masturbate, it feels like somebody else is jacking you off. If you lay on your penis until it's numb and then masturbate, will it feel like you're jerking somebody else off?