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You are a god among men, sir. My office has constantly being plagued this week by at least one evil fly that shows no mercy. While the stupid thing buzzed around our heads at a staff meeting, my boss even offered free frozen yogurt to whoever could kill it. No success. You have my admiration...

:eek: Ooooohhhhhh....I get it now.

Did I break the North Ranger? :confused:

One final story; last night, I came back into the bedroom and announced, "I just sexed you and this is crazy, but here's some milk and chocolate cake, baby." Standing completely naked in the doorway, I held two glasses of skim milk and a chocolate creme bunt cake, which we nommed on while...

Minor victory: I saw a troll recently, rolled my eyes at it and then walked away with not a single fuck given. I learned a long time ago through my experiences of dealing with ethnicity and religious-based jokes that sometimes you just have to let things go. Yes, people will make Nazi jokes in...

I thought I detected the scent of cigars, liquor, and motor oil wafting in from the bedroom window. ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ I'm on to you, Mr. Rodríguez.

I am yours?! REALLY? For the foreseeable future?

Those references are a regular occurrence in the Specific household. I often feel General will one day succumb to death by Snu-Snu. :D

I'm betting you LITERALLY use the words "George Lucas is a child molester." Oh, what's that? You didn't? You didn't mention sexual acts with a minor at any point in time? How interesting. Neither did I. :troll:

MINE!

*looks around* Is someone trying to ogle my naughty bits on a webcam? I want to pay off my student loans, but not THAT badly. I am a lady, sir!

Why don't you step down from your box and take a load off? Your legs must be killing you after jumping to all of those conclusions. Here, have a little snack. I won't be feeding you anymore.

After the pain of Caspian, I REFUSE to watch the 3rd movie. 'Dawn Treader' is my favorite book in the series. I will not have it ruined in any way, shape or form. I should have known better after watching "The Seeker" and seeing my dreams of Susan Cooper cinematic greatness crushed beyond repair.

I made it through Star Wars Episode 1 last night. I see now that it is the sci-fi equivalent of the 2008 disgrace that is "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian." Show me on the doll where George Lucas hurt you. Ah, yes. Right there, in the childhood.

NAKED LIGHT SABER FIGHT! Just sayin' :rolleyes:

If we did that every time we had relations, this thread would be MUCH longer than 10 pages. Also, I make damn sure that Gen Spec isn't doing any running around after I'm done with him. Don't be jealous, lads! I'm just doin' my job. ;)

I don't know about you, but it was more like :hump: :durr::notes: :sohappy: :notes: :unibrow: for me.

In one word: :csi:

I just had sex (again)! And it felt so good (once more)! :hump:

Don't tell him what?! Who said that?! Which sexytimes?! Where was I?! Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?!? :durr: Oh, you were making a reference to my mentioning of the sexytimes that occurred WITH Genspec. I got cha. I see what you did there. Tricky tricky tricky. You were trying to confuse me. Meanwhile-...