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well he couldn't before!

god, I fucking wish

at least real bacon is delicious. Veggie bacon just tastes like fat-sweet cardboard.

welp

I hate how people have to cover that shit up--it's not pretentious to say that you're vegetarian. It's like if being a "lesbian" is pretentious and awful, so you have to go around saying, "I don't fuck men." I know there are vegetarian supremacists out there, but when was the last time anyone...

I had to fight one off the other weekend. Shit was ridiculous.

I think she is some sort of internet hell demon that manifested itself into a dating profile. It saw your profile, took in all of your data, and is now coursing through the internet to find some sort of outlet to physically manifest itself and fucking gut you like pig Added at: 01:59 she could...

Well, you COULD feel awful about it, but I'd say the easiest explanation is that a friend of an OKC girl is snooping on you.

lol, you don't know me at all. Although, to use Chippy's term, I do enjoy shitting on shit-posting. So I guess I do enjoy shitting on certain things.

Lighten up from what? I'm happy as a clam, buttercup.

google's not helping me here.

Baseball Simulator 1,000 kept me entertained for hours as a kid. But none of these games have the Ken Griffey voice-over, which is excellent.

Awe, boo boo, I like lots of things, I'm just not a fat, sad little man scraping the bottom of the barrel of my life for played-out laughs. I do love you though, dusty old bones, even at the end of the day.

Don't forget Ken Griffey Jr's Slugfest 99. That game was the fucken tits

Just because something sells a shitload doesn't mean it's better than something else; I think that's pretty obvious. Pop music is always going to outsell other bands...hence, popular music.

Is it being set to "Charlie" to find your normal shtick lame and unfunny? hmm.

Yup.

YOUR SUBJECTIVE OPINION OF A TELEVISION SHOW IS INVALID BECAUSE YOU USED THE WRONG HOMOPHONE

yeah, but that hasn't happened once yet in this thread, only a perceived threat of arrogance.

for the record, certified fair trade is not bullshit.