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Aaaand just got back home. Never was stood up by a dude before :(

Right now im there hanging out next to a creepy old man. When yall get here or near here se me a call or text. Until then im rocking sweet game on the after work hunnies

all right, tummy is full and I'm heading down...HOPE YOU SEE ME OR I RECOGNIZE YOU (or you know, hit me up on my number)

TAKE IT BACK

Bumble the Boy Wonder , you're the only one down for some XBL action? (we're cooler than those other computer nerds)

Grabbing some Chipotle, then I'll swing down...but I can only be in for a beer or two because I have planning to do back at home (while I watch my stories)

Let me elaborate: Tango and Cash, Lock Up, Cobra, Rambo First Blood: Part One, Two and Rambo III, Cliffhanger, Demolition Man......Stallone is a hit making army. Swartzenager doesn't even compare. And then you throw in VanDamme and there's no question about who is the greatest. Oh, and...

never.

I'm trying to rack my brain on embarassing stories for favorite bands...and I shit you not, I have none. All the badass bands I listen to I've found out through sheer badassery. /so cool

I wish I could get it, but it would take about 200 hours of television wouldn't it

Her voice is amazing and she's gorgeous and I could just fall into those milky blue eyes but I fucking get it, Zooey. You're hip.

NO.

That's because the 5th season was still okay. Try watching this season and tell me it's as good as it used to be (drunkenness excluded)

NO

I just l love how Obama Lincoln'd the shit out of this issue, just like his predecessor did almost 150 years ago, in another presidential race in another decade of social-cultural turmoil. CRRRREEEEPYYY

Well, I transcend space and time, gentlemen, so there are no alternate universe Juskis. Also I look like a pedophile if I'm not clean-shaven or scruffy, so no mustaches or beards. Although next time I shave I'll take a picture and show you, and then it will truly be the darkest timeline...

Seriously though--I'd rather have these shows remain as awesome as they were until the end, and concluded successfully, instead of turning into the lurching monster that is The Office. 30 Rock already shows major signs of zombification. Kill off these shows with enough time for each of them to...

said cute not sexy

Remember when I said I'd doodle you last? I lied

he transcends space and time, so yes