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Because he's a terrible person.

It's your Dad.

Well, Parley, I hope you're happy. Because for all your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.

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I feel bad because I think I accidentally got Espy to read that My Immortal fanfic. And that's how we became facebook friends.

Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz?

Dave, I am watching a tf2 match. One of the teams is named Turbo Poop and it reminded me of you.

Coincidentally, Greg and Harper are my new favorite teaching duo. http://reallifecomics.com

I voted.

Hey OC, I have some more nightmare fuel for you.

Dave, is the fact that many taxi drivers are immigrants the reason why you feel taxi drivers aren't human?

That makes a lot more sense than the original punchline.

Wait, so because his 50-60 dollar game takes too long to use the first time he turns it on, he wants to buy a $300.00 game system and then rebuy the 50-60 dollar game?

That's pretty sharp

If I recall correctly, Bumble said he would have a strip up that Friday because his brother didn't have anything prepared. And then he didn't.