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You know, I like you, guy.

;)

I wish I had a phone app that just told me stories of your life.

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That was re: the pic itself, although I really did have no idea what you were talking about either. PS, is that on Netflix? I'll give it a shot.

the hell

And then I would hate it...goddamnit, it's a catch-22.

there's not a "-con" attached at the end of the name. Of course nobody's going. Wait, are you?

I wish there was a sad button.

why is she poking the strawberry with her pinky why

I will say this about friends: the one big thing about moving out to a new part of the country is lacking that massive friend base. At home I can, with enough nagging, fill up a bar full of my friends, friend's bands, etc. etc, and make a life-long partnership with the owner next time I need...

Well, I don't know what the final thing will be, but I doubt it's going to be zombies, and even if it is, I'll just do something else. So here's what I did in class when I thought it'd just be zombies:

NOT IN GOD'S EYES

I really wanted you to do more than eat popcorn. Get some blood on your hands, Sheg. Or are you just like the little man in the white suit, just biding his time before doing something awesome...?

No, but seriously. This isn't some masterstroke of genius, but it's hilarious to see!

it's really funny to see, with only a scant few words, the entire forum show something about themselves. I LOVE IT

I keep telling you--and everyone else that needs employment--come to the city of promise, hope, and homeless people stretched out on the ellipse. I can get you a job as an aide at my school. You'll be making scraps, but hell if it's better than nothing. And then while you're doing that you...

aaaaaa hahahaha

No way is The Simpsons the same show as it used to be. I could think of a million examples, but there's a pretty big consensus on the internet that The Simpsons breaks up into the former and show, and Zombie Simpsons, which has been around 2000 +. If you want some real home-grown, point by...

women have no right to violate their holy baby-making orifice in such ways, it goes against the tracts of God