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inb4 my former roomate goes, "DON DRAPER!? MORE LIKE"

My Don Draper stubble works just fine on the gals, thankyouverymuch

switch gears: The Simpsons. It's been ten years since they've put out a decent episode. Every time I try to watch a new one, just to see how it is, can't get through the first act without wanting to murder someone. Also, it's about high-time The Office called it quits, about one Michael...

I hope you guys know I won't be able to sleep tonight.

Hey man, just because you didn't get called in for an audition...

That's for smokin' cigarettes and watching the intro tag to whatever Battlestar Gallactica episode I'm on.

I need them fingers for fingin'. No, but seriously, so he doesn't do anything worse next time. I know I'm the biggest authority on the subject, like, in the universe, you know? but I really don't want the forum to enable this behavior. This forum enables a lot of behaviors. WHY DID I...

Charlie Don't Surf, Chippy, BananaHands ... I have a proposition. I believe it is time to unite ourselves under a common banner... The Society of Awesome Posters. United, we can lay judgment and condescension upon the lesser posters, scoff at whatever bullshit GasBandit is currently spewing...

I can get a lot done in five minutes.

Yes, another one joins our prestigious league.

Sure, putting it behind is all well and good, just let's all make sure another one of these emotional outbursts doesn't happen again. Because it's not healthy, man, especially if you're exhibiting these sorts of behaviors in the real world. Just make sure you take note of it and get help where...

ah well.

aw, hamburgers.

YOU DONT LIKE ME : O

I thought of an okay idea walking around listening to my iPod today: literal song translations.

Yeah I'm still mad about that.

Now you know the feeling as we try to parse out your whole brother's friends situation

Just because you fancy the lady business doesn't mean other lady businesses can't appreciate the Juski Junski

do ducks rape? I thought they always fly together.

THATS THE JUSKI WAY