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Other works -- all two of them? Good golly, some of you Sanderson fanboys are a bit touchy, aren't you?

That totally may be the case. I couldn't make it that far in -- and it's very rare that I don't finish a book. After many hundreds of pages of very little forward momentum in the plot, I gave up -- for every plot or setting element I found compelling (and, to be fair, there were some), there was...

Way of Kings -- there's a war, but they're not primarily concerned with killing each other BECAUSE REASONS -- they instead hang out on opposite sides of the battlefield and every so often race to kill monsters that randomly spawn so they can be the first to kill them and loot their crystal...

Sanderson's books read like video games, and I don't mean that in a good way. Jay, have you read Wool by Hugh Howey yet? It's basically like a novel about people inside of a Fallout 3 vault. Pretty sure you'd love it. (Also, don't know if you've checked out Abercrombie's Half a King yet, but...

This.

in b4 Charlie

Game of Thrones -- a totally watchable show on its own, but so, so inferior to the books, and often in very stupid/preventable ways. I can pretty much count on spending April-June of next year completely butthurt.

I'm sure that hacker was totally dying to see Verlanders' junk and would have totally broken into his phone if he were dating someone who was not a very famous supermodel/actress.

It's because Kate Upton is his girlfriend and she was the actual target. Justin Verlanders was just a casualty.

I don't pee with my legs crossed.

I'm running very late for work, so I figure I might as well continue to sit here and snark at everyone.

@Mathias, stop oppressing Charlie. This entire thread is turning into one giant #triggerwarning.

Those sluts should have thought twice before they decided to grow a pair of tits and a vagina. They got exactly what they deserved. Sluts.

https://lastpass.com/ Started using it after I got hacked last year. Haven't had any problems since.

There's nothing like seeing a grown-ass dude in a bunny costume desperately trying to get laid.

Government name is Samantha, most people call me Sam. I live in Chicago right now, although I've been sort of dreaming lately about moving to San Francisco. I've hung out/gotten obscenely drunk with @ElJuski and @BananaHands a bunch of times. Wouldn't recommend it -- ElJuski smells weird and...

You and I never talked a ton when I was really active here, but your posts often entertain me and I seriously think you have one of the best usernames on the internet. You seem like a really, genuinely good person, and I am so sorry that life is treating you like shit right now. Please know...