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When does he go on trial for fraud? That's my date

Are the best.

I just want to talk to Scarlett again. Is that so much to ask?!

YOU MEAN I HAVE TO TALK TO HER IF I WANT HER TO TALK TO ME? WHAT IS THIS, REAL LIFE?!

So I guess I have Windows ten now on my Mac boot camp drive.... how do I make Cortana actually speak? ( As opposed to just display text?)

wait, you're supposed to turn computers off?

WoW looks so chunky now. was it always that way? And wait, didn't you already deal with the burning legion?

Yeah, no, it's ok. Now if they had performed any tests that had triggered my claustrophobia I'd have- (wow I said that wrong)

So I got PICC'd on today. haha that joke is so much funnier if you know what PICC is. This is, apparently a safe, fairly routine medical procedure. let me tell you, if someone says that it's all LIES. Also, hospital food sucks.

hospital food = the worst.

injured

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@DarkAudit okay, apparently my account marked this as "I need this explained to me." I don't recall actively doing so, so I can only assume I butt dialed did it in my sleep or I've been having more black outs than I thought I did. In any case, apologies.

This is my bucket list, so far. What am I missing? What's on your bucket list?