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#25: This Texas woman, 29, was sentenced to six months in jail for drunkenly toppling over her child’s stroller.



#24: Arrested for assault on a family member, assault on a correctional facility employee.



#23: Arrested for assault, resisting an officer, and reckless operation.



#22: Collared for drunk driving, this 26-year-old New York resident was able to show off her Halloween costume for jailers.



#21: Prostitution



#20: Violating Probation



#19: Drunk driving, resisting arrest, and driving without a license.



#18: Shoplifting



#17: This Arkansas makeup enthusiast, 31, was arrested in September for allegedly stealing $144 worth of eye shadow.



#16: In July, North Carolina cops filed prostitution charges against these 19-year-old twins, who advertised their illicit services on Backpage.com.



(Rowr rowr - GB)

#15: Yes, this 22-year-old Kentuckian was arrested for marijuana trafficking.



#14: Public intoxication.



#13: "Failure to comply." (Sounds BS to me, good on you, kid. - GB)



#12: Trespassing



#11: Yes, this 21-year-old Oregonian was arrested for drunk driving. And reckless endangerment. And harrasment. And STRANGULATION.



#10: Yes, this 46-year-old gent is the world’s biggest Tom Brady fan.



#9: drug possession (you don't say)



#8: Burglary, robbery, and kidnapping.



#7: This 29-year-old Alabama caveman was arrested in May for narcotics possession.



#6: This elderly hipster, 63, was nabbed for distribution of child pornography.




#5: No, this 37-year-old Kentucky woman was not arrested for jaywalking.



#4: This 18-year-old North Carolina woman liked her “cute” mug shot. Ridiculously photogenic perp.



#3: This 24-year-old Florida “Boy Scout” was popped for resisting arrest on Halloween. (Resisting arrest with no other charge? Also smells fishy to me. Hey you, I'm arresting you! Why? Oh, sounds like you are resisting! - GB)



#2: That is not egg on the face of this Floridian, 36, accused of theft.



#1: We’re really looking forward to the next arrest of this 19-year-old Maine resident, whose booking photo has been widely hailed as the first instance of “Mugception.”
As in, being mugshotted while wearing your previous mugshot on your t-shirt.

What an interesting place to keep your (presumably) asthma inhaler, left twin.

The chick in number 19 looks familiar to me, not sure where I've seen her before...

GasBandit said:

#16: In July, North Carolina cops filed prostitution charges against these 19-year-old twins, who advertised their illicit services on Backpage.com.

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Backpage.com you say...

bhamv3 said:

The chick in number 19 looks familiar to me, not sure where I've seen her before...

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Isn't that the gay Hanson sister?

I don't get how the admittedly excessive tattoos automatically correlates with drug use or possession. One doesn't necessarily go with the other.

ThatNickGuy said:

I don't get how the admittedly excessive tattoos automatically correlates with drug use or possession. One doesn't necessarily go with the other.

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Those aren't tattoos #9 has.

Piercings. I meant piercings. I'm tired. I should go to bed.

GasBandit said:

Those aren't tattoos #9 has.

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These are tattoos...

This guy was a mayoral candidate in Pittsburgh. I laughed at first, then considered what if he was the guy with the best platform of them all.

But then he got popped for making a boatload of phony 911 calls.

Imagine that. Someone with that many face tattoos might make some bad decisions. Color me surprised.

Gared said:

What an interesting place to keep your (presumably) asthma inhaler, left twin.

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I've occasionally been jealous of the convenience of bra-as-pocket system. I've quite a few friends who keep their phones there, or other small items. It seems practical.

Chad Sexington said:

I've occasionally been jealous of the convenience of bra-as-pocket system. I've quite a few friends who keep their phones there, or other small items. It seems practical.

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But they all get offended if you need to borrow the stuff and just reach in for it.

Yeah, i get offended when guys reach into my pockets, too.