[NHL] 2017-18 NHL - 100 Years (aka The Rise of the Golden Knights)

[DarkAudit]

FUCK.

 

[jwhouk]

Yes, he has no neck. No, I don't care for Ovi either.

 

[blotsfan]

Well, either the monkey is off their back, or we're about to see the most Capitals thing ever.

 

[jwhouk]

You know, I was about to say the same thing. The most Capitals thing in the world would be to drop the next three straight.

 

[blotsfan]

And with that, nobody ever calls Ovi a choker again.

 

[DarkAudit]

FUCK.

 

[jwhouk]

The most important photo of the night:

 

[jwhouk]

Hey, an American team won the Stanley Cup! Let's go burn the White House!

...oh, wait.

 

[HCGLNS]

I loved Ovis enthusiam whule holding the cup.

 

[jwhouk]

Poignant Picture of the night:

In case you don't know, that is TJ Oshie's dad. He has Alzheimer's. He may not remember this tomorrow, but he will definitely remember this tonight.

 

[DarkAudit]

Fucking hell. I may as well be the one to post it. The memes are dead, long live the memes.

 

[jwhouk]

Blues and Maple Leafs, you're up next.

 

[jwhouk]

Oh hush, your Sabres are right behind them.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[jwhouk]

I like this one better: how'd ya like to have THIS on your kitchen table?

 

[DarkAudit]

Dude got the 900lb gorilla off his back, doesn't like Putin, and that primal scream of joy. I'm actually happy for Ovi.

The Flyers still suck.

 

[blotsfan]

Hate to break it to you, but Ovi is a huge Putin supporter.

 

[DarkAudit]

Hate to break it to you, but Ovi is a huge Putin supporter.

Not as happy for him anymore.

 

[Gruebeard]

Hate to break it to you, but Ovi is a huge Putin supporter.

His White House invite is a'coming!

 

[blotsfan]

Devante Smith Pelly has said he won't go, but I bet pretty much everyone else does.

 

[blotsfan]

So, uh...

How bout dem Senators, eh?

 

[BErt]

Miss the playoffs two years and it affects the dang local economy

https://www.freep.com/story/news/lo...red-wings-octopus-superior-fish-co/701724002/

 

[PatrThom]

Nooooooo!
That place is awesome, and they have always been THE place to go for fish and seafood, and their prices are always competitive. Hearing that they’re closing is the local equivalent of hearing that Tony Packo’s or Tail O the Pup suddenly decided to close.

—Patrick

 

[Vrii]

So, uh...

How bout dem Senators, eh?

At least it's making people (finally) acknowledge how brutal Melnyk is.

 

[blotsfan]

What the fuck.

 

[jwhouk]

Contract was up.

...Hm, is Peter's contract up, too?...

 

[Vrii]

His contract wasn't up - winning the Stanley Cup triggered an extension way, way below market value for a Cup-winning coach and he opted out rather than work another two years at less than half of what he'll get on the market. Washington's been grooming his replacement since before the season started, so I guess they weren't willing to negotiate enough of a raise to keep him.

 

[DarkAudit]

The moment CNN's Kelly Cohen gets the news Trotz resigned...

 

[jwhouk]

(ahem)
PEKKA! PEKKA! PEKKA!!!!!!!!!

 

[blotsfan]

Foster should've presented it to himself.

 

[DarkAudit]

(ahem)
PEKKA! PEKKA! PEKKA!!!!!!!!!

Just too good right now...

 

[jwhouk]

Dahhhhhhhlinnnnnnn.

 

[blotsfan]

Dahhhhhhhlinnnnnnn.

Dude knows how to play to the crowd.

 

[blotsfan]

I'm spiraling

 

[HCGLNS]

I did not expect that. I look forward to a dominant offensive season erased by Jake Gardiner in the first round.