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A love poem (of sorts) for HowDroll.

Mar 8, 2010#1

Biodomino

"You vanished much to our dismay," :ninja:

Cry the forumites, (mostly horny guys.) :waah:
Some dapper lad stole you away :spy:
And dashed the way you graced their eyes. :nerd:

But certainly some friends were true, :grouphug:
Admiring one so sweet, cool, and witty. :hail:
Despite your visage, it's easy to do. :love:
(Though no mistake, you're super pretty.) :drool:

"For what kind of man, your friends, you'd spurn?" :drama:
Ask those who wonder where you were. :noidea:
Your presence they seek and crave and yearn. :zombie:
To answer: I'm the guy who's boinking her. :hump:

Mar 8, 2010#2

Chibibar

LOL. nice. Tell her we miss her

Mar 8, 2010#3

MindDetective

Classy.

Mar 8, 2010#4

HCGLNS

Biodomino said:
"You vanished much to our dismay,"
Cry the forumites, (mostly horny guys.) :waah:
Some dapper lad stole you away :spy:
And dashed the way you graced their eyes. :nerd:

But certainly some friends were true, :grouphug:
Admiring one so sweet, cool, and witty. :hail:
Despite your visage, it's easy to do. :love:
(Though no mistake, you're super pretty.) :drool:

"For what kind of man, your friends, you'd spurn?" :drama:
Ask those who wonder where you were. :noidea:
Your presence they seek and crave and yearn. :zombie:
To answer: I'm the guy who's boinking her.

Slow down Romeo, this stuff is gold!

Mar 8, 2010#5

Cheesy1

Truely, our generation's Shakespeare.

Mar 8, 2010#6

phil

Shego knows who to look for now! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MAN!

Mar 8, 2010#7

Hailey Knight

At first I was thinking "Which of the yuk-yuks thought this was a good idea? Bubble? Silver Jelly?"

And then I see Wildsoul's been very open and honest.

Mar 8, 2010#8

HowDroll

...

Hey guise I got a new boyfriend and I told him about Halforums.

Mar 8, 2010#9

Cheesy1

HowDroll said:
...

Hey guise I got a new boyfriend and I told him about Halforums.

We can see that, and quite the charmer he is. I can see why you let him dip his quill pen into your inkwell.

Mar 8, 2010#10

Cajungal

:clap: Lovely. I like him, Ms. Droll.

Mar 8, 2010#11

Jay

Damn, I always knew they were at least a handful.

Mar 8, 2010#12

Biodomino

Guys like me? Yeah, we're a rare bunch, but there are a few of us Renaissance men still out there.

Mar 8, 2010#13

HowDroll

He's not always quite so goofy-looking, either.

Mar 8, 2010#14

Biodomino

Doh, now Shego will know what I ACTUALLY look like.

Mar 8, 2010#15

fade

Hey, you can think someone's nifty and sexy. They're not mutually exclusive.

I seem to be using the "not mutually exclusive" line a lot lately.

Mar 8, 2010#16

Chazwozel

HowDroll said:
He's not always quite so goofy-looking, either.

Tits or it didn't happen.

Mar 8, 2010#17

ElJuski

Enjoy those boobs! They're pretty nifty.

Mar 8, 2010#18

Chazwozel

Droll doesn't have boobs. She's got bazooms!

Mar 8, 2010#19

phil

That is a highly inappropriate way to refer to her fun bags.

Mar 8, 2010#20

Wasabi Poptart

escushion said:
At first I was thinking "Which of the yuk-yuks thought this was a good idea? Bubble? Silver Jelly?"

And then I see Wildsoul's been very open and honest.

How'd I get dragged into this?

Mar 8, 2010#21

Shegokigo

Biodomino said:
To answer: I'm the guy who's boinking her.

Mar 8, 2010#22

bhamv3

Hey, he's cute!

Can I borrow him on weekends, Droll?

Mar 8, 2010#23

HowDroll

bhamv3 said:
Hey, he's cute!

Can I borrow him on weekends, Droll?

But weekends are the only time I get to see him! How the hell else am I going to get laid?

Mar 8, 2010#24

ElJuski

ayup

Mar 8, 2010#25

HowDroll

ElJuski said:
ayup

I broke mine and they're damn expensive to replace. Boyfriends are cheaper and buy me dinner afterward.

Mar 8, 2010#26

bhamv3

HowDroll;351275][QUOTE=bhamv3 said:
Hey, he's cute!

Can I borrow him on weekends, Droll?

But weekends are the only time I get to see him! How the hell else am I going to get laid?[/QUOTE]

Weekdays then?

Mar 8, 2010#27

HowDroll

bhamv3;351280][QUOTE=HowDroll;351275][QUOTE=bhamv3 said:
Hey, he's cute!

Can I borrow him on weekends, Droll?

But weekends are the only time I get to see him! How the hell else am I going to get laid?[/QUOTE]

Weekdays then?[/QUOTE]

Go for it. Just send him back in one piece, bhamv

Mar 9, 2010#28

Allen, who is Quiet

HowDroll said:
How the hell else am I going to get laid?

Mar 9, 2010#29

Cheesy1

"Tankadin" is his new pet name for his penis.

Mar 9, 2010#30

phil

Allen said:
How the hell else am I going to get laid?

Hey babe, have I ever told you that I'm afraid of commitment?

If you want to talk about WoW, I could talk about WoW all night long. I'll start off slow, talk about my rogue's talent spec and why the forums and I think it's the best one and then, if the mood is right, I can start talking about my tankadin.[/QUOTE]

I think a motivational poster response to this would have a girl fanning herself, and the big caption would say THE VAPORS and the small one would say "I believe I have them"

Mar 9, 2010#31

Allen, who is Quiet

phil said:
I think a motivational poster response to this would have a girl fanning herself, and the big caption would say THE VAPORS and the small one would say "I believe I have them"

Mar 9, 2010#32

phil

Yeah, why not

Mar 9, 2010#33

Dieb

Cheesy1 said:
"Tankadin" is his new pet name for his penis.

Tankadin: a good pet name for one's penis, or the best pet name for one's penis? Discuss.

Mar 9, 2010#34

North_Ranger

Lucky son of a...

Shegokigo said:
.

...

Oh. Shit. Shego's gone nuclear. RUN!!

Mar 9, 2010#35

@Li3n

HowDroll said:
He's not always quite so goofy-looking, either.

This has totally ruined the mental image of 3 Stooges style sexual romps his avatar pic implied... for shame Droll, for shame.

Mar 9, 2010#36

North_Ranger

Ow ow ow ow...

Thanks a lot, Alien. You gave me mental images of the Three Stooges having sex. Now I know why they call him Curly...

Mar 9, 2010#37

Null

Mmmkay.

Mar 9, 2010#38

Silver Jelly

LOL

Mar 9, 2010#39

Dave

Best first post or best first post EVER?

Welcome! And if the handful is ever more than you can handle there's a line forming to help out. ----->

Mar 9, 2010#40

Allen, who is Quiet

Bitches love when I whip out my level 80 tankadin.

Mar 9, 2010#41

phil

Allen said:
Bitches love when I whip out my level 80 tankadin.

Aawwww yeah girl, you ready for a lil' bit a tank n' spank? Best thing about this raid boss is you don't need no gear, baby. Now let's turn down the monitor brightness and log out at an inn if you know what I mean, girl. Don't expect to be well rested though, ooooooooh yeah.

Mar 9, 2010#42

Allen, who is Quiet

It draws all the ladies' aggro, if you know what I am saying.

Mar 9, 2010#43

CrimsonSoul

Allen said:
It draws all the ladies' aggro, if you know what I am saying.

They get mad at you because it's so small?

Mar 9, 2010#44

Dave

Gnome penis! GNOME PENIS!!!!

Mar 9, 2010#45

Allen, who is Quiet

Gnomes can't even be paladins, guys.

Mar 9, 2010#46

CrimsonSoul

Allen said:
Gnomes can't even be paladins, guys.

So you're saying you're not a gnome, but the size of your penis is?

it's ok though, I know how you feel, my penis is like an infant

6 pounds 9 ounces and 19 inches long

Mar 9, 2010#47

Dave

Who said YOU were a Gnome? I just said your penis is very little.

In fact, your penis is so small they could fit it in the bellybutton of a Barbie doll and still have room left over for three Raisinettes and a list of your accomplishments.

Mar 9, 2010#48

Allen, who is Quiet

Man, just because you can't satisfy your wife, it's no excuse to take it out on my level 80 tankadin.

Well, I'm off to do a 40 person raid.

Mar 9, 2010#49

CrimsonSoul

Allen said:
Well, I'm off to do a 40 person raid.

On your wife!

Mar 9, 2010#50

phil

This thread went from funny--> weird---> sexy---> funny again----> :Leyla:

---> mean

Mar 9, 2010#51

The Lovely Boehner

They should have sent a poet.

Mar 9, 2010#52

Dave

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't bone HowDroll
and neither can you.

Mar 9, 2010#53

Null

CrimsonSoul;351522][QUOTE=Allen said:
Well, I'm off to do a 40 person raid.

On my wife![/QUOTE]

Fixed that for you.

Mar 9, 2010#54

North_Ranger

Oh my... laughing so hard.

Good to see you again, Droll. And the guy, welcome. Hope to see you both around more.

Mar 9, 2010#55

Chazwozel

The Lovely Boner said:
They should have sent a poet.

So...beautiful...

Mar 9, 2010#56

fade

So...beautiful....

Mar 9, 2010#57

Chazwozel

fade said:
So...beautiful....

<God>

It's just a bag caught in the wind!

Mar 9, 2010#58

Cajungal

DO YOU KNOW HOW INTRICATE YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM IS?!

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