A love poem (of sorts) for HowDroll.

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Biodomino

"You vanished much to our dismay," :ninja:
Cry the forumites, (mostly horny guys.) :waah:
Some dapper lad stole you away :spy:
And dashed the way you graced their eyes. :nerd:

But certainly some friends were true, :grouphug:
Admiring one so sweet, cool, and witty. :hail:
Despite your visage, it's easy to do. :love:
(Though no mistake, you're super pretty.) :drool:

"For what kind of man, your friends, you'd spurn?" :drama:
Ask those who wonder where you were. :noidea:
Your presence they seek and crave and yearn. :zombie:
To answer: I'm the guy who's boinking her. :hump:
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Biodomino said:
"You vanished much to our dismay," :ninja:
Cry the forumites, (mostly horny guys.) :waah:
Some dapper lad stole you away :spy:
And dashed the way you graced their eyes. :nerd:

But certainly some friends were true, :grouphug:
Admiring one so sweet, cool, and witty. :hail:
Despite your visage, it's easy to do. :love:
(Though no mistake, you're super pretty.) :drool:

"For what kind of man, your friends, you'd spurn?" :drama:
Ask those who wonder where you were. :noidea:
Your presence they seek and crave and yearn. :zombie:
To answer: I'm the guy who's boinking her. :hump:
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Slow down Romeo, this stuff is gold!
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

At first I was thinking "Which of the yuk-yuks thought this was a good idea? Bubble? Silver Jelly?"

And then I see Wildsoul's been very open and honest.
 
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Biodomino

Guys like me? Yeah, we're a rare bunch, but there are a few of us Renaissance men still out there.
 
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Hey, you can think someone's nifty and sexy. They're not mutually exclusive.

I seem to be using the "not mutually exclusive" line a lot lately.
 
Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

HowDroll said:
How the hell else am I going to get laid?
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Hey babe, have I ever told you that I'm afraid of commitment?

If you want to talk about WoW, I could talk about WoW all night long. I'll start off slow, talk about my rogue's talent spec and why the forums and I think it's the best one and then, if the mood is right, I can start talking about my tankadin.
 
phil

phil

Allen said:
How the hell else am I going to get laid?
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Hey babe, have I ever told you that I'm afraid of commitment?

If you want to talk about WoW, I could talk about WoW all night long. I'll start off slow, talk about my rogue's talent spec and why the forums and I think it's the best one and then, if the mood is right, I can start talking about my tankadin.[/QUOTE]

I think a motivational poster response to this would have a girl fanning herself, and the big caption would say THE VAPORS and the small one would say "I believe I have them"
 
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