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[CONTAINER][POSTER] [/POSTER][MOVIE]Title: A Polish Vampire in Burbank

Genre: [GENRE]Horror[/GENRE]

Director: [DIRECTOR][/DIRECTOR]

Cast: [ACTOR]Mark Pirro[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Lori Sutton[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Bobbi Dorsch[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Hugh O. Fields[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Marya Gant[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Steven Dorsch[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Brad Waisbren[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Eddie Deezen[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Paul Farbman[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Alfie Pearl[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Louise Samuels[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Tyrone Dubose[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Jim Bruce[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Phil Liskum[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Catharine Wheatley[/ACTOR]

Release Date: [RELEASE][/RELEASE]

Runtime: [RUNTIME]84[/RUNTIME]

Plot: [PLOT]A somewhat reluctant vampire is taken out by his sexpot sister for his first "night out on the town."[/PLOT][/MOVIE][/CONTAINER]

Hands down, far and away, the worst film ever created. I couldn't ever watch more than 20 minutes at a time, much less the whole thing in one sitting. The acting is awful, the dialog is cringe-worthy, the writing is banal, and the production movies are worse than 70s porn.

I still think Manos is far worse. At least this one had a better camera and doesn't have every voice in it dubbed by two people.