Ahoy! Thar be a pirate in Parliament!

[IronBrig4]

By the powers, drain me bilge and buckle me swash! Thar be a pirate runnin' for office in Britain! I particularly be likin' his orders that all schoolchildren be trained to use cutlasses and cannon! Sound policies for a happier Britain! Free wenches and grog all 'round, me hearties!

 

[Iaculus]

(looks up from latest development in the interminable expenses scandal).

What, another one?

 

[General Specific]

At least that one is honest about his chosen profession?