Allen Hall, a 23-year-old who lived with a 49-year-old woman willing to admit to eating Chips Ahoy cookies for breakfast, threatened to kill his roommate while she was in the bathroom.
Might not be the same Allen. But since he's not here to defend himself, what other misdeeds has he done that you've heard about?
Hopefully he'll pop in and either confirm or deny any of the allegations we present here.
#2
Jay
Allen really is quiet.
And I like it.
#3
Celt Z
Justifiable homicide. You don't eat cookies for breakfast.
Maybe second breakfast...
#4
LittleKagsin
He actually just didn't/doesn't want to post anymore.
We chatted about it before he left. We still talk on facebook every once in a while. From what I know, he's doing well and things are going his way. =^^=
He actually just didn't/doesn't want to post anymore.
We chatted about it before he left. We still talk on facebook every once in a while. From what I know, he's doing well and things are going his way. =^^=
I'm used to relying on splash damage, okay? Sheesh. We can't all be elite snipers, some of us prefer playing soldier. I mean, okay, I'm not a great soldier either, but at least I usually get a 1:1 k:d ratio. Except for when I don't have a medic, then I die more than I kill. Also, it helps if I have two medics. Also, I like to switch to the winning team whenever possible, because TF2 is a team game, so having good team mates helps me get a better score. Score isn't everything, of course, but I enjoy that sense of gratification when I see myself at the top or near the top of the scoreboards. It's one of the few things I can do well, you know? My mom used to tell me I'd never amount to anything, and that I'm wasting my life sitting in front of a computer. That's why she's written me out of her will. But guess what, mom? I'm top of the scoreboard for this match! Take that! Screenshotted it and emailed to her and everything. Not sure if she read it. She doesn't have a computer.
What were we talking about now?
#10
Ravenpoe
If I ever vanish, just check the FloridaMan twitter feed.
#11
Dave
If I ever vanish check the morgues for old dead guys.
#12
Frank
His last batch of posts were some of the randomly saltiest shit. He just started attacking people.
#13
drifter
Yeah, I don't know what his deal was before he left, but I'm glad to hear he's doing well.
#14
ThatNickGuy
If I ever vanish, check my Malibu getaway pad that I bought after selling Dill out to Hollywood.
#15
GasBandit
Yeah, I remember that out of nowhere, Allen started appending random insults to the end of his posts. Not sure what got stuck in his craw... or elsewhere.
#16
WasabiPoptart
If I ever vanish, it just means I figured out what happens when you go inside a magician's cabinet.
#17
PatrThom
If I ever vanish, wait a month.
There was that time I deliberately went away from the forum for a full month once, due to RL inhibiting my ability to efficiently waste time.
--Patrick
#18
GasBandit
I honestly don't expect to vanish. I expect to be the last one here long after the rest of you are gone, posting memes that have no audience.
#19
Tinwhistler
If I ever vanish, you could check my easily found blog or facebook accounts.
Or you could just speculate wildly, with no one ever emailing me
#20
blotsfan
I probably wont vanish on account of being significantly younger than all of you.
Sadly, I know you're serious. I just hope you get the eff out of Dodge before it gets to that point, but there was that thingy Gas posted on his thread.
Sadly, I know you're serious. I just hope you get the eff out of Dodge before it gets to that point, but there was that thingy Gas posted on his thread.