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Ask me things.

Can you cook? If so, what do you like to cook?


Have you ever been interested in photography?


Any hidden talents?


What's a book you can read over and over and a movie you can watch over and over?


What's your dream and how are you working on achieving it?


3 favorite colors?


Describe your philosophy on how to live life in 3 sentences.


Favorite song to pump you up?


Person who makes you laugh the most?

Where do you do your best thinking?

Do you have daily routines? If so, what?

Are you a momma's boy?

Cajungal said:

Can you cook? If so, what do you like to cook?

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Kind of. I cook things and they end up being good, but I don't really practice the skill or anything. I can cook a lot of simple things though.

I mostly like the prep work though. I like doing the chopping, the slicing, the mixing, the beating, or any of the other things that go into cooking. Once it comes time to put it all together, I like having other people do it.

My favorite thing to make is hamburgers. I think I make them very well. Ever since I started making them, I've gone out for fast food less because the fast food just doesn't compare.

Have you ever been interested in photography?

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Hate taking pictures and hate being in pictures. Not a big fan.

Any hidden talents?

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None that I'm aware of. Which I guess is why they're hidden.

What's a book you can read over and over and a movie you can watch over and over?

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I won't be able to pick one.

Snow Crash and To Own a Dragon for the books.

For movies, The Full Monty,Mulan, and High Fidelity

What's your dream and how are you working on achieving it?

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Um...hm. Not sure.

Next question

3 favorite colors?

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Green, Purple, Orange

Describe your philosophy on how to live life in 3 sentences.

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Be efficient. Be polite. This is a third sentence.

Favorite song to pump you up?

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Most songs they play at the versus screen in fighting games do a good job. But I'd say the best would be the Guilty Gear XX versus song.

Person who makes you laugh the most?

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Me. I'm around myself most of the time so I have full exposure to all my jokes. Plus, I have a remarkably similar sense of humor to myself.

For not me people: Mitch Hedberg and Christopher Titus make me laugh the most.

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drawn_inward said:

Where do you do your best thinking?

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Walking to and from school.

Do you have daily routines? If so, what?

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1. Do push ups.
2. Post here.

Are you a momma's boy?

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Kind of.

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Cajungal said:

Have you ever been interested in photography?

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alternative answer:

photographs, eh? Are you asking me knowingly?

wink wink, nudge nudge, snap snap, grin grin, say no more

you mean holiday snaps?

Could be, could be taken on a holiday.

no, I'm afraid we don't have a camera.

Hey Allen.

Hi Gusto. How's it going?

Pretty good. How are you?

Still. WOOOOOOOOOOAH, eh? WOOOOOOOOOOOAH.

Gusto said:

Pretty good. How are you?

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Can't complain.

Cajungal said:

Still. WOOOOOOOOOOAH, eh? WOOOOOOOOOOOAH.

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Look, are you insinuating something?

Noooo, nooo, nooooo. Yes.

I know this is the Ask Allen thread, but Seej, are you drunk?

Cajungal said:

Noooo, nooo, nooooo. Yes.

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Well?

Gusto said:

I know this is the Ask Allen thread, but Seej, are you drunk?

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Noooo, just caught in a Monty Python quote, I spose. Allen always sucks me into quoteland.

We're almost to the end of the sketch. You only have three more lines.

Sigh* okok...

Well I mean, you're a man of the world. I mean, you've done it.

What do you mean?

Well, you've ... slept... with a lady?

Yes.

What's it like?

High five, seej. High friggin' five.

^_^

Now one more question before beddies... Favorite Monty Python sketch?

Favourite 5 webcomics?

Y'know, since we're working together and all.

Cajungal said:

^_^

Now one more question before beddies... Favorite Monty Python sketch?

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International Philosophy

Gusto said:

Favourite 5 webcomics?

Y'know, since we're working together and all.

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Huh boy. Let's see.

Hono(u)rable mentions: Gunnerkrigg Court, DAR: A Super Girly Top Secret Comic Diary by Erika Moen

#5: Erfworld
#4: Order of the Stick
#3: Kate Beaton comics
#2: Daily Dinosaur Comics
#1: Achewood

Which Star Trek captain would you face in single combat? Kirk, Picard or Sisko?

I'd face Picard. As a last request before he disembowels me, I ask him to sing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore. That way, he would send me to heaven before he sends me to hell.

Awesome answer.

Are you taking advantage of my absence here lately to make a move on CJ?
Do you perfer women with smaller breasts or bigger ones?
Brains or humour?
What's your opinion on near-death experiences? Real or not? Hallucinations or signs of something more?
Black and gold, or black and silver?
How many roads have you walked down? I'm trying to set an upper limit to hw many roads a man must walk down, as you're clearly to be called a man.
Football, baseball, basketball, hockey, or american football?

Bubble181 said:

Are you taking advantage of my absence here lately to make a move on CJ?

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no

Do you perfer women with smaller breasts or bigger ones?

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I like both. Which one I like better depends on my mood. At the moment, I'd say smaller.

Brains or humour?

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Brains. If she can correct my math, she may be a keeper.

The only kind of sense of humor she needs is sense enough to laugh at my jokes.

What's your opinion on near-death experiences? Real or not? Hallucinations or signs of something more?

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No opinion.

Black and gold, or black and silver?

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Black and gold. It is a nicer contrast than black and silver.

How many roads have you walked down? I'm trying to set an upper limit to hw many roads a man must walk down, as you're clearly to be called a man.

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Literally: Quite a few. Too many to count, really.
Metaphorically: :shrug:

Football, baseball, basketball, hockey, or american football?

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Hockey.

Never bothered to try to get into football.
Baseball bores me if I'm not there with friends.
Basketball is too polite for my tastes.
American football: see football

To whom can you tell everything, or almost everything?

Who's CJ?

Do you have a pet? If not, do you want one? What kind?


What's the weirdest thing you've eaten?

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Does it annoy you when people say "homeskillet?" How about "broseph?"

Cajungal said:

To whom can you tell everything, or almost everything?

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This one girl I know.

Who's CJ?

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(see)j

Do you have a pet? If not, do you want one? What kind?

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Have two. A cat and a dog. The cat is a jerk, and the dog is a jerk with only the best of intentions.

In the future, I would like to get a collie. I would name it Melon.

What's the weirdest thing you've eaten?

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On a dare, chocolate chip cookie+nacho cheese sauce. Started out as not bad, then the novelty wore off and my taste buds started kicking in.

Does it annoy you when people say "homeskillet?" How about "broseph?"

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I've only ever actually heard "broseph". I've only heard it like three times. Over the span of several years. So I'm neutral.

Allen said:

Who's CJ?

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(see)j

In the future, I would like to get a collie. I would name it Melon.

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1. I was wondering.

2. Why Melon?

it's a pun.

Oh, freakin' duh.

I wasn't even thinking about the kind of dog. VERY nice.

Yeah, the GF wouldn't let me name our Datschund "Snitzel". rly:

but that's a great name for a dachshund

Aww bummer.

to preempt anybody who wants to ask me "is this delicious?"

the answer is:

Which forumite do you wish you were better friends with?

Bumble

although there are several forumites I would want to meet irl

Why can't I think of any questions to ask you?

Why can't Gruebeard think of any questions to ask you?

Gruebeard said:

Why can't I think of any questions to ask you?

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You're afraid that you may not like my answer so much, you begin to resent me for it. Then you pick up drinking and start a downward spiral. When you're at the bottom, you wonder what your life could have been like if you didn't ask me that one question.

Hylian said:

Why can't Gruebeard think of any questions to ask you?

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:shrug:

What is your opinion on wasabi peas?

I should buy some and find out.

I've feel like I desperately need a drink. What alcoholic beverage should I abuse tonight?

Gruebeard said:

I've feel like I desperately need a drink. What alcoholic beverage should I abuse tonight?

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alternate answer:
:shrug:

Do you read Girl genius?

nope

if you could be any animal would you be a quiet one?

I'd be very loud. Just outside of the spectrum that humans can hear.

Would Grues be as scary if they glowed in the dark?

if you could, would you?

hylian said:

Would Grues be as scary if they glowed in the dark?

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Yes.

"You are in a hallway. It is mostly dark. There is a slightly effervescent greenish glow. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."

Biardo said:

if you could, would you?

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Nope. I like being very high on the evolutionary ladder.

I'm here and I'm bored.

Why are you bored?

Because I'm waiting for the temperature in my mouth to normalize so that I can get an accurate reading. If I start doing something, then I'll just be distracted by the thought of when I should take my temperature to be able to concentrate.

What is your opinion on chocolate covered sunflower seeds?

none

Do you think Shego should start an AMA, consequences be damned?

she can do whatever she wishes. It's like I always say:

"She can ask if she wants to
She can leave her friends behind
Because her friends don't ask and if they don't ask
Well, they're no friends of mine."

Quasi-related question:

Do you ever read Erfworld and see Wanda, but in your mind you call her Shego?

Or is it just me?

Are you still bored?

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Quasi-related question:

Do you ever read Erfworld and see Wanda, but in your mind you call her Shego?

Or is it just me?

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it's just you. I call her Wanda.

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Are you still bored?

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Nah. Animals are preventing things from being boring. Unfortunately.

What is the question to the answer 42?

Allen have you ever narrowly escaped DEATH?

what is six times nine?

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Gusto said:

Allen have you ever narrowly escaped DEATH?

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nope. the closest I've ever come is this one time when I was hyperventilating. Then somebody told me to take deeper breaths and then I did.

Good times.

Were you just smelling your lunch?

no. I was actually just having an anxiety attack that chose to manifest itself as chest pain. Paramedics were called (better to be safe than sorry) and I got to get carted to a hospital in an AMBULANCE and it was really awesome and the ambulance dudes and ladies were class acts.

Feeling better now, I hope?

that was years ago. But yeah, problem was diagnosed, it isn't a big deal.

Why are you so quiet?

I'm shy

You a introvert or an extrovert or do you find those labels silly and pointless?

Why am I so awesome?

hylian said:

You a introvert or an extrovert or do you find those labels silly and pointless?

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introvert

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Chippy said:

Why am I so awesome?

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Possible reasons:

-Years of practice
-You're never late. Nor are you early. You only show up precisely when you mean to.

How do you feel about avocados?

You find a paper bag on a street corner. It contains hundred dollar bills and a note that says "Take only what you need." What do you do?

Has a movie ever made you well up?

Have you seen Shrek 2 and 3? How do you feel about the sequels?

If you had to write a book about someone (not you), who would you write a book about?

What comic book character are you most like?

Cajungal said:

How do you feel about avocados?

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They're okay.

You find a paper bag on a street corner. It contains hundred dollar bills and a note that says "Take only what you need." What do you do?

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stand there indecisively for several minutes before starting an internal debate over how I define what I need. I then reason that I would probably need all of it at some point in time so take it and put it into a rainy day savings account.

Has a movie ever made you well up?

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Yes

Have you seen Shrek 2 and 3? How do you feel about the sequels?

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Only 2. John Cleese and Antonio Banderas made it. Otherwise, it was pretty bad.

If you had to write a book about someone (not you), who would you write a book about?

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I would write a medical book detailing what the Cajun Contagion is, what you should do if you catch it, and generally how long you will have to live.

What comic book character are you most like?

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pick an unlucky loser at the beginning of any harem story.

I'm bored

like a boss

What's your ideal job?

What do you like better--Italian food or Tex Mex?

How many oreos can you put in your mouth at once??

Not sure what exactly, but I really want to work in the game industry. Luckily, they require a lot of disciplines, so no matter what skillset I end up having, I'll be able to get a job in the industry with the right networking.

Tex Mex. This might be because most of my exposure to "Italian food" is restaurants with $10.00 meals per person and complimentary breadsticks.

I haven't had oreos in years, so I have no clue. Also, single stuff or double stuff?

Single. Man... about once a year I HAVE to buy a pack of oreos and have some during a movie.

Oh god, I disappointed her. I wonder if she likes soccer.

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of course she doesn't like soccer. she probably likes gumbo. I know. I will write gumbo in a spoiler box in her thread.

Allen, you're so cute.

and I think those shenanigans might be my best shenanigans of the night.

Allen said:

Ask me things.

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How many cheeseburgers can you eat in a single sitting?

Man, maybe only a couple. I would get bored and then decide I would rather eat something else or be done.

What are 3 things you want to do before you get old?

What are 3 things you would never do?

If your so quiet why don't you become a mime?

Cajungal said:

What are 3 things you want to do before you get old?

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Learn how to sew
Write a book
marriage

Cajungal said:

What are 3 things you would never do?

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be a beekeeper
Name my testicles "Low and hangers"
Allow somebody to go to the bathroom on me

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If for whatever reason you had to relocate to another country,
which country would you pick?

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Japan. for the food and the arcades.

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hylian said:

If your so quiet why don't you become a mime?

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1: I'm not that quiet
2: They're creepy

Do sad movies make you cry?

Are current cars cool-looking or are the older ones cooler?

What do you spend most of day doing? What do you wish you were doing instead?

drawn_inward said:

Do sad movies make you cry?

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If they manage to not be ham-fisted, yes

Are current cars cool-looking or are the older ones cooler?

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Older. Now everything looks the same.

What do you spend most of day doing? What do you wish you were doing instead?

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Thinking about the homework I should be doing and doing the homework I should be doing. Getting paid to do this stuff instead of paying to do this stuff.

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What's your favorite old school arcade game?

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Galaga

I will answer the hell out of any questions you guys ask until I get bored.

yes, actually. but since I'm simultaneously working on physics homework, I will probably be around for a little while.

nah. I'm ahead of the game, so I'm not too focused on getting it all done. answer a question for physics, answer a question here.

I've been to a couple. One was the Ringling Brothers Circus, but I was probably around 4 so I don't really remember it. More recently, I got to go to a Cirque de Soleil show, and it was really cool.

okay, I'm bored.

If you have any questions, please leave a question. I'll answer it as soon as possible.

Thank you.

Elephants. I really like watching them move around.

Law & Order or CSI?
And which spinoff?

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Rock, paper, or scissors?

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Paper. Most of the people I know play rock, so it tends to be a good pick.

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Gruebeard said:

Law & Order or CSI?
And which spinoff?

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I haven't really seen either.

Allen, are you, in fact, Josh Lesnick?

I wish. If I could make comics like the Girly where they were watching a movie about guns, I'll know I'll have made it in life.

I just wonder because, well...

Well I'll be. Still not Josh Lesnick though.

Whatever you say, Josh.

eace:

My fellow Americans (and Canadians who aren't my fellows), I am not Josh Lesnick

Gusto, if I am Josh Lesnick, would you ask me more questions?

Bittersweet

Favorite brand of bittersweet chocolate?

Do you enjoy chocolate with different flavors in it, like orange, cayenne, raspberry or espresso bean?

Cajungal said:

Favorite brand of bittersweet chocolate?

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I don't really have it that often, so I'm not much of a discerning connoisseur when it comes to brands. I do recall enjoying Ghiradelli bittersweet chocolate.

Do you enjoy chocolate with different flavors in it, like orange, cayenne, raspberry or espresso bean?

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Yes.

#1: Raspberry
#2: Orange
#3: Cayenne

Cayenne is delicious but tends to dominate. I prefer the fruit flavors because they feel more complementary.

Who's Johnny?

Lying Bastard said:

Who's Johnny?

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I don't know

If you could switch roles with anyone in the entire world for one day, who would it be?
You would literally be him/her but also have all your own thoughts and memories and free will.

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non-serious answer: scott kurtz, to finally learn what it would be like to be a tastemaker

actual answer: this one girl I knew in high school who was really smart and seemed to have everything together. just see how things are going for her and maybe try to pick up on some tips that I could apply to my own things to either have things together and be able to keep up appearances that I do.

wanted to. still want to, actually. I kind of never really got over her.

extremely.

It started out as something of an admiration thing when it was the second, then I got really infatuated when it went to the first.

Thank you.

Man, all my hair ambitions were to have long hair at one point (which I did) and to have a goatee at one point (which I do). So my follicle goals have been fulfilled.

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What is the one word that always gets you riled up when used? Doesn't need to be a swearword, could be anything.

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I can't really pick a specific word. I mostly hate it when internet slang gets used in real life (fail, pwned, wtf, etc.), sci-fi slang gets used in real life (frack, shiny, etc.), and when anime fans drop Japanese words or phrases into conversation.

It was slang in Firefly.

And I mean with regularity. If you drop it once, maybe you're being ironic or something. If you use it all the time, :angry:

I don't know the exact definition, but the peppy girl used it when talking about something she likes, ie "It's shiny meeting new people"

Listen to me.


Talk to me.


Dance with me.


No.

Beep beep.

ur rite

Kris Straub actually invented a character in Starslip that parodies the retarded way they talk in Firefly.

My question to you is:

Will Kris Straub ever return my platonic man-feelings?

If you take the time to nurture and develop a relationship with him and never tell him that you post here, maybe.

If you make a webcomic that gets really popular and he becomes aware of its existence, maybe.

If you continue doing things as you are, no.

Allen are you ever planning on going to PAX?

I'd like to, but I wouldn't say I'm actively planning on going.

I will answer questions even if they kill me.

Will they kill you?

If the questions contain my weakness and then strike while I'm vulnerable

Who is that dancing in your avatar and WHY CAN'T I LOOK AWAY?

Shermie from the King of Fighters series. It's one of her win poses. While dancing, she sings "Na na na na. Na na na na."

You can't look away because it's addicting to look at. If you go into CG's ukulele thread, Stienman posted a wall of the dancing.

Favorite Christmas food?

Favorite Christmas song?

Favorite Christmas memory?

What do you want most for Christmas?

What are you getting your lady friend?

What goes on top of your christmas tree? Do you have a favorite ornament?

Do you have a favorite Christmas movie/story?

Do you have any dorky Christmas sweaters?

I will answer in my own time, in my own order. First off:

Cajungal said:

What are you getting your lady friend?

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Cajungal said:

Favorite Christmas song?

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Not sure if I could really pick one.

Brian Setzer and orchestra did a couple of Christmas albums, and they are pretty fun. Jonathan Coulton Christmas songs are decent. If it's by an artist whose work I enjoy, I will probably like their Christmas things. I'm not too discerning when it comes to Christmas song quality.

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Cajungal said:

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Have you considered just removing the word "what" from the question?

What goes on top of your christmas tree? Do you have a favorite ornament?

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Some metal art-deco star. A talking darth vader ornament. It says that the force is with you, young skywalker, but you are not a jedi yet.

Do you have any dorky Christmas sweaters?

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No

Cajungal said:

Favorite Christmas food?

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I just like the sweets. People seem to bake more during the holidays, and I enjoy eating the goods.

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Favorite Christmas memory?

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If there was ever an object in my gift pile that I would find objectionable, that's because it was brought by santa. My mom was only responsible for getting me things that I liked. I thought that was a nice touch.

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Cajungal said:

What do you want most for Christmas?

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http://www.jetpens.com/product_info.php/cPath/221_433/products_id/1793

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Do you have a favorite Christmas movie/story?

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It may sound double dutch, but the musical version of "A Christmas Carol".

Do you have any dorky Christmas sweaters?

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Nope. Don't feel the Christmas spirit too strongly, so I don't own many Christmas-themed items.

I'd answer one or two questions.