Allen, who will Answer Questions

[Cajungal]

Oh, freakin' duh.

I wasn't even thinking about the kind of dog. VERY nice.

 

[Shegokigo]

Yeah, the GF wouldn't let me name our Datschund "Snitzel". rly:

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

but that's a great name for a dachshund

 

[Cajungal]

Aww bummer.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

to preempt anybody who wants to ask me "is this delicious?"

the answer is:

 

[Gusto]

Which forumite do you wish you were better friends with?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Bumble

although there are several forumites I would want to meet irl

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Why can't I think of any questions to ask you?

 

[Hylian]

Why can't Gruebeard think of any questions to ask you?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Why can't I think of any questions to ask you?

You're afraid that you may not like my answer so much, you begin to resent me for it. Then you pick up drinking and start a downward spiral. When you're at the bottom, you wonder what your life could have been like if you didn't ask me that one question.

Why can't Gruebeard think of any questions to ask you?

:shrug:

 

[Hylian]

What is your opinion on wasabi peas?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I should buy some and find out.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

I've feel like I desperately need a drink. What alcoholic beverage should I abuse tonight?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I've feel like I desperately need a drink. What alcoholic beverage should I abuse tonight?

alternate answer:
:shrug:

 

[Hylian]

Do you read Girl genius?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

nope

 

[Biardo]

if you could be any animal would you be a quiet one?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I'd be very loud. Just outside of the spectrum that humans can hear.

 

[Hylian]

Would Grues be as scary if they glowed in the dark?

 

[Biardo]

if you could, would you?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Would Grues be as scary if they glowed in the dark?

Yes.

"You are in a hallway. It is mostly dark. There is a slightly effervescent greenish glow. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."

if you could, would you?

Nope. I like being very high on the evolutionary ladder.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I'm here and I'm bored.

 

[Hylian]

Why are you bored?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Because I'm waiting for the temperature in my mouth to normalize so that I can get an accurate reading. If I start doing something, then I'll just be distracted by the thought of when I should take my temperature to be able to concentrate.

 

[Hylian]

What is your opinion on chocolate covered sunflower seeds?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

none

 

[Gusto]

Do you think Shego should start an AMA, consequences be damned?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

she can do whatever she wishes. It's like I always say:

"She can ask if she wants to
She can leave her friends behind
Because her friends don't ask and if they don't ask
Well, they're no friends of mine."

 

[Gusto]

Quasi-related question:

Do you ever read Erfworld and see Wanda, but in your mind you call her Shego?

Or is it just me?

 

[Hylian]

Are you still bored?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Quasi-related question:

Do you ever read Erfworld and see Wanda, but in your mind you call her Shego?

Or is it just me?

it's just you. I call her Wanda.

Are you still bored?

Nah. Animals are preventing things from being boring. Unfortunately.

 

[Hylian]

What is the question to the answer 42?

 

[Gusto]

Allen have you ever narrowly escaped DEATH?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

what is six times nine?

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Allen have you ever narrowly escaped DEATH?

nope. the closest I've ever come is this one time when I was hyperventilating. Then somebody told me to take deeper breaths and then I did.

Good times.

 

[Gusto]

Were you just smelling your lunch?