Alpha, dude! ALPHAAAAA!

[ThatNickGuy]

Great white shark chews on kayak off US coast - Yahoo! Canada News

The above would definitely go on my list of things that would cause me to empty my bowels.

 

[Chibibar]

wow. that is one lucky dude!!!

(I would have empty my bowels too)

 

[Element 117]

title would better be om nom nom related. Hilarious.

 

[Null]

Kayak. It's what's for dinner. The town I was an infant in, Half Moon Bay, is a hot spot for mature Great White Sharks. The sharks you see in Air Jaws from South Africa are adolescents, usually only 10-12 feet in length. They're more like 14 feet long and 500+ lbs heavier, probably a few years older as well.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

This is just off of La Jolla or San Onofre (depends on what media outlet is showing the video). The guy was on a paddle board when he shot the video of the great whites.
chriscantore

 

[Chazwozel]

Exclusive footage found:

 

[Dave]

If only kayaks weren't SO DAMNED TASTY!!

 

[HCGLNS]

"Oh shit..."

 

[Baerdog]

He's gonna need a bigger boat.

 

[Chazwozel]

He's gonna need a bigger boat.

Sup fuckers

 

[makare]

i knew it

 

[Cheesy1]

Mmmmmm, dinosaurs!


Also:


Edit: The video wouldn't automatically embed, had to put in the code manually to do it.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Damn, that would be a story both terrifying and awesome.

 

[LordRavage]

They are on land now!

 

[Chibibar]

If only kayaks weren't SO DAMNED TASTY!!

mmmmm... taste like chicken!!

 

[Null]

If only kayaks weren't SO DAMNED TASTY!!

mmmmm... taste like chicken!![/QUOTE]

If your chicken comes out tasting like kydex, I'm gonna have to rethink coming over for dinner.