I visited Mike's town the other day, and he gave me a tour of his home. He said, "...and this is my creepy window stool where I sit on rainy days and plot..."
So yesterday I went back to his town, broke into his home, sat, and plotted against his town. And him.
The best part is, he was in some other part of town and all he saw was my floating words... After I posted this photo to Facebook, he said, "Oh, well it all makes sense now."
PS this is my incognito disguise in town. No one knows I'm actually a human. I'm just hybrids of other animals, much like a platypus.
Also, this happened:
To which my friends replied:
Reported, for yoloingWhy would you teach them that filth?! Those poor innocent animals.
What will become of their society now?
Don't forget hashtag
Just set fire to the town and move on. They're doomed.
YOU WOULD DO THIS, HEATHER
KILL IT WITH FIRE
I also taught a resident SWAG yesterday. Clearly I hate my villagers.