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#1



Anonymous

Wherein you post that which you want others to hear without having heard it from you. Click the little checkbox next to "Anonymous?" and on your next forum post uncheck that box (it stays checked if you don't uncheck it).

Don't abuse this thread! Threads are precious and fragile things.

Only abuse each other.


#2

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Let the passive-aggressive-off begin!


#3



Anonymous

Ravenpoe illustrates why we can't have nice things.


#4



Anonymous

The shoutbox ratted you out, OP!


#5



Anonymous

something tells me this anonymous posting isnt that anonymous


#6



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
The shoutbox ratted you out, OP!
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I have no idea what you're talking about... :ninja:


#7



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
something tells me this anonymous posting isnt that anonymous
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Dave can tell who's posting what, and apparently the shoutbox gets an editable (and deletable!) announcement when you post a new thread, so things can't get too out of hand, but other than moderators it seems to be anonymous enough.

Except for obvious speech patterns and words one typically uses.


#8

GasBandit

GasBandit

You guys will never guess who I am.[DOUBLEPOST=1353013129][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh crap.


#9



Anonymous

Way to break it, GB.


#10

GasBandit

GasBandit



#11



Anonymous

UBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH BUH BUH BUH HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH BUHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH


#12



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
UBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH BUH BUH BUH HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH BUHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH
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WHY CAN'T I IGNORE ANONYMOUS?!


#13



Anonymous

Oh come on people. Someone tell someone else off or something. Use your anonymity to bring out your douchey side.


#14



Anonymous

When I take over the world, you will all become my minions. Lackeys to be used and abused and dressed in yellow jumpsuits. Just giving you fair warning.


#15



Anonymous

anonymous.gif


#16



Anonymous

You look like a cross between Dr Evil and Gru.


#17

Adam

Adam

Anonymous said:
You look like a cross between Dr Evil and Gru.
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:confused:


#18



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
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You should have a pixelated block over the eyes.


#19



Anonymous

I'm JCM!


#20



Anonymous

I'm Chaz!


#21



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
Dave can tell who's posting what, and apparently the shoutbox gets an editable (and deletable!) announcement when you post a new thread, so things can't get too out of hand, but other than moderators it seems to be anonymous enough.

Except for obvious speech patterns and words one typically uses.
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I <3 Usher!


#22

Gusto

Gusto

Also, the mods. ;)


#23



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
I'm JCM!
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No, I'm JCM!


#24



Anonymous

I love everyone here and want to give them all snuggly-hugglies.


#25



Anonymous

I'm sure the opinion stated in the post above Gusto's is a widely held and popular one.


#26



Anonymous

If you believe in any god(s), I think I'm smarter than you.


#27



Anonymous

I like boobies.

I do, however, try to be generally respectful towards fellow forumites, and do not lust over their boobies.

Boobies.


#28

@Li3n

@Li3n

Anonymous said:
If you believe in any god(s), I think I'm smarter than you.
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Which is how i know i'm smarter then you, because i would never base any argument for my mental superiority on a set of unproven/unprovable premises.


#29



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
I like boobies.

I do, however, try to be generally respectful towards fellow forumites, and do not lust over their boobies.

Boobies.
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Bhamv3, is that you?


#30



Anonymous

I dream of death, destruction, fire and blood. To see all government structures fall under my rule, and my just actions. All shall fear me.


#31

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

Anonymous said:
I dream of death, destruction, fire and blood. To see all government structures fall under my rule, and my just actions. All shall fear me.
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Bad Yoshi... bad!


#32

Espy

Espy

Gusto said:
Also, the mods. ;)
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Dude. Don't tell them. He's lying guys. No worries. We totally can't see who is making these posts.


#33



Anonymous

I poisoned my town's water supply so I could see Stars Wars first!


#34



Anonymous

I think that many here on the board are asses simply because the internet allows them to be. I think that many of those same people can barely function in the presence of other living humans.


#35



Anonymous



#36



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
I think that many of these people can barely function in the presence of undead humans.
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Look! I changed your post in the quote! I'm cleverly pointing out the absurdity of your position using mostly your own words!

Also I have underpants on my head.

WOOOOOO!


#37



Anonymous

I could totally function in the presence of undead humans.

Also, I still like boobies.


#38

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Anonymous said:
I think that many here on the board are asses simply because the internet allows them to be. I think that many of those same people can barely function in the presence of other living humans.
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I'll have you know I'm an ass all the time, not just on the internet.


#39

Gusto

Gusto

Herp dee derp dee doo~~


#40



Anonymous

this place has been better without Chaz

there, I said it


#41



Anonymous

I can't tell the difference, but that's probably because I'm a troublemaker, er, tastemaker. yeah.


#42



Anonymous

Seriously, fuck you guys. It's funny.


#43



Anonymous

Holy shit, shut up about zombies.


#44



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
Holy shit, shut up about zombies.
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No one was talking about zombies, we were discussing vampires. Like Twilight, y'know?

Sparkly boobies!


#45



Anonymous

I keep having erotic thoughts about myself.


#46

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Everyone here totally sucks! HA! And I can say that without guilt because no one knows it's me!

Wait...


#47

Gusto

Gusto

I hate that people have the ability to post anonymously on this forum.

And this thread is more random and crappy than the Random Crap thread, and I'd like to delete it.


#48



Anonymous

You can't stop us! You'll never stop us! We are Anonymous! Expect us!


#49



Anonymous

No one will (doomweasels) know it's me! I can talk about anything (doomweasels) and no one will suspect a thing! I am invincible! And invisible!
(doomweasels)


#50



Anonymous

Gusto said:
I hate that people have the ability to post anonymously on this forum.
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Except that it's not anonymous for you, so you're probably annoyed at us acting only slightly more obnoxious than usual while pretending to hide behind a thin veil of anonymity. Particularly since one can readily tell who is who merely by their posting style.

Gusto said:
And this thread is more random and crappy than the Random Crap thread, and I'd like to delete it.
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Don't be jelly, bro!



#51



Anonymous

Herp der deeeeer. I'm better than everyone. DERP ah DEEEER. I think everyone here but me is a peon. DEEEEERP eh DEEEERP. I am passive-aggressive and anernermerrrs.


#52



Anonymous



#53



Anonymous

Gusto said:
I hate that people have the ability to post anonymously on this forum.

And this thread is more random and crappy than the Random Crap thread, and I'd like to delete it.
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I agree, and frankly, am ashamed I participated in this in the first place.


#54



BErt

Anonymous said:
Herp der deeeeer. I'm better than everyone. DERP ah DEEEER. I think everyone here but me is a peon. DEEEEERP eh DEEEERP. I am passive-aggressive and anernermerrrs.
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This is clearly Dave he says this all the time


#55



Anonymous

This thread is under "thread games" for a reason. Lighten up, people!


#56



Anonymous

Sum pepole juss don no how to hav FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!


#57



Anonymous

Thank the darkness for this idea, we should post like other people! That couldn't possibly go wrong. IT NEVER DOES!


#58



Anonymous

So, I was like, ya know, and then like it happened. Now, I'm not so sure, and I know we just met, so here's my number, so call me maybe.


#59

Gusto

Gusto

If only we could post eponymously.


#60



Anonymous

We do that in every other thread on the board. It's just a fun little stupid thread game. If you don't like it, don't fucking read the thread. Moderator or not.


#61

phil

phil

Anonymous said:
I'm Chaz!
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Get this tattoo.


#62

Gusto

Gusto

Yarp.

Away I go.


#63



Anonymous

Eh. Tim Hortons, eh? I'm so sorry, you go first. Aboot time we went for some coffee, eh?


#64



Anonymous

Who pissed in Gusto's cheerios?


#65



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
Look! I changed your post in the quote! I'm mocking you by changing what you wrote and using mostly your own words! Now it doesn't reflect what you said at all!

Also I have underpants on my head.

WOOOOOO!
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I think I got the hang of this.


#66

GasBandit

GasBandit

When nobody is looking, I dip Mr. Happy in the big bowl of jello.

Oh shit where's the anonymous button again? WAIT NO DON'T PU


#67



Anonymous

Gusto if it makes anything better, I feel ashamed I created this thread. Mostly.


#68



Anonymous

I miss having the NSFW forum area. It may have been a wretch hive of scum and villainy, but it was OUR wretched hive of scum and villainy. That, and some of the other forum members here had good taste in bunk-choice women.


#69



Anonymous

You can still get to a NSFW place. You go to your Profile and Join the NSFW user group.


#70



Anonymous

Or click the little arrow by your name on the top right & click "Join User Group".


#71



Anonymous

i probably would post alot more incriminating and interesting things here if mods couldnt see who posted them


#72

Dave

Dave

We have to be able to read the stuff. It's for our safety. Otherwise, someone could come in anonymously and say they murdered someone. :whistling:


#73



Anonymous

Dave said:
We have to be able to read the stuff. It's for our safety. Otherwise, someone could come in anonymously and say they murdered someone. :whistling:
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i see what you did there


#74

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Wow, this anonymous posting can really inhibit conversation.


#75



Anonymous

Penis.

Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis.

Whew. Good to get that out of my system.


#76



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
Penis.

Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis.

Whew. Good to get that out of my system.
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You forgot "Minotaur" dude.


#77



Anonymous

Did the minotaur shrink?


#78

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Anonymous said:
Did the minotaur shrink?
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Well, it's kinda cold out.


#79



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
i probably would post alot more incriminating and interesting things here if mods couldnt see who posted them
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You need to use a different computer than normal, use a proxy, sign up a new account, then post anonymously. It's fine for legitimate purposes, such as the ask dave and jay threads where you really don't want anyone to connect you with the topic you're curious about.

If you don't use a proxy, it's likely that a bit of work on Dave's part can discover you via IP addresses, etc.


#80

Gared

Gared

Or, along similar veins, use a new email address with a new account and use TOR. Doesn't matter if you're using a different computer or not, if your IP address suddenly says you're in Reykjavik; unless you usually post from Reykjavik.


#81



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
Did the minotaur shrink?
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I have no idea what you are talking about. :cool:


#82



Anonymous

This is one of the only place I can be who I truly am. Every year I have repress my true personality more and more, and for what reason? To get a job? To make friends with people I despise? It makes me depressed, is probably the reason for my awful memory, and will end up making me mad. If not for this forum, I would not have an outlet for my true self.


#83



Anonymous

According to some branches of sociology and linguistics, the way we use language and how we portray ourserves is constantly changing, depending on the social situation. Meaning, there is no such thing as your true self; you are always putting on a mask, no matter what the situation. You are not wearing the same mask with friends than what you have on when you're with your parents; your children see a different you than the people at work.

It's quite baffling if you start thinking about it too much.


#84



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
According to some branches of sociology and linguistics, the way we use language and how we portray ourserves is constantly changing, depending on the social situation. Meaning, there is no such thing as your true self; you are always putting on a mask, no matter what the situation. You are not wearing the same mask with friends than what you have on when you're with your parents; your children see a different you than the people at work.

It's quite baffling if you start thinking about it too much.
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i would disagree with that completely. in a situation where someone says they feel like they are wearing a mask, it is because when they are in a place where they feel they cannot be their true selves, they are basically controlling an robot of themselves. forcing it to act in a way that is unlike what their true self would normally do or act. they knowingly look at the situation and react to it in a way unlike a way they would if they werent socially pressured into it. the type of mask wearing you are talking about is the kind that is subconsious and that people act different ways in different situations but when they later look back on it and reflect, feel they werent completely true to themselves.


#85



Anonymous

My point is rather that there is no such thing as a pure, unadulterated self. Because of how we consciously or subconsciously present ourselves, others perceive only a facet of the self, not the entire picture.


#86



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
My point is rather that there is no such thing as a pure, unadulterated self. Because of how we consciously or subconsciously present ourselves, others perceive only a facet of the self, not the entire picture.
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you're saying there's no such thing as a true self because others do not get to perceive it? you're basically saying that if a tree falls in the woods and noone's around to hear it, then it will not make a sound. i can't see myself agreeing with that.


#87



Anonymous

I believe that people have a true self, call it super-ego personality or whatevs but people create different roles for themselves when dealing with different sections of people. When I am around one group of people I would say something like "This sucks and I don't care who knows it." But around a different group of people I would say something like "I get that people like it, but its just not my cup of tea." Basically whoever I talk more politely with, aren't my real friends. People who you can make fun of and make fun of me back and we just laugh about it afterwards are true friends. If you have to watch what you say around someone for fear of what they'd think of you afterwards, they aren't your friends. They are just people you are trying to impress.


#88

Frank

Frank

Anonymous said:
i would disagree with that completely. in a situation where someone says they feel like they are wearing a mask, it is because when they are in a place where they feel they cannot be their true selves, they are basically controlling an robot of themselves. forcing it to act in a way that is unlike what their true self would normally do or act. they knowingly look at the situation and react to it in a way unlike a way they would if they werent socially pressured into it. the type of mask wearing you are talking about is the kind that is subconsious and that people act different ways in different situations but when they later look back on it and reflect, feel they werent completely true to themselves.
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Shot in the dark.

Yoshi?


#89

LordRendar

LordRendar

Im pretty sure,that it isnt Yoshi.He writes differently.


#90

Frank

Frank

True, Yoshi uses punctuation generally.


#91



Anonymous

Frank said:
Shot in the dark.

Yoshi?
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im actually a little insulted by that.


#92

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Anonymous said:
im actually a little insulted by that.
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I'm in turn actually a little bit insulted by that.


#93

Espy

Espy

EVERYONE GET INSULTED!


#94



Anonymous

This thread, like this forum, both amazes and confuses me at the same time.



Also, boobies.


#95



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
I have no idea what you are talking about. :cool:
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Hmmm, editing an earlier anonymous post.. I'm guessing mods have more power.

But wait! A mod using the M word in association to the P word? :eek:


How are we doing in the SEO's anyway?
Minotaur penis


#96



Anonymous

SEO = die in a fire. Find one that's not a spammer, and you've found a liar. They're all spammers.


#97

Dave

Dave

Currently we are number #3 on Google for minotaur penis, behind a couple of facebook pages directly related to the movie. One of them has no content or many likes, though, so I think FB pages are getting an automatic boost from Google for some reason.


#98

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Dave said:
Currently we are number #3 on Google for minotaur penis, behind a couple of facebook pages directly related to the movie. One of them has no content or many likes, though, so I think FB pages are getting an automatic boost from Google for some reason.
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Yay for the forums?


#99

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Espy said:
EVERYONE GET INSULTED!
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FINE! JEEZ! UP YOURS!


#100



Anonymous

I thought this was an ANONYMOUS thread?


#101



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
I thought this was an ANONYMOUS thread?
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Some personalities are too big to hide.


#102



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
I'm guessing mods have more power.
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You have NO idea.


#103



Anonymous

I am a secret kleptomaniac. Whenever I see money on a table that isn't mine I have to repress every single urge not to steal it.


#104



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
I am a secret kleptomaniac. Whenever I see money on a table that isn't mine I have to repress every single urge not to steal it.
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Kags? :p


#105



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
This thread, like this forum, both amazes and confuses me at the same time.



Also, boobies.
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OI!!!!!!! No stealing my schtick! I'm gonna find you, sucka. I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna shove that thieving hand of yours right up your nostril.

Boobies.


#106



Anonymous

We all like to think we have some inner self who is way cooler than the one we show people. That's probably just because you're the easiest person to fool.


#107



Anonymous



#108



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
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Dammit, that was going to be my joke. Bastage.


#109

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

Anonymous said:
Kags? :p
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Haha! That would be hilarious, but no, I'm pretty open about my desire to horde things....I would, however, never steal. Having a sibling that does makes me itch with the thought of taking something that isn't mine.


#110



Anonymous

Will that one person that's pretending to be two and arguing back and forth about who gets dibs on boobies stop hogging the thread?!



Cuz all the boobies be mine!!


#111

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

:awesome:


#112



Anonymous

Sometimes when I have a sharp object, I wonder what it would be like if I stabbed it into my scrotum.


#113



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
Sometimes when I have a sharp object, I wonder what it would be like if I stabbed it into my scrotum.
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Seriously or just for shits and giggles? Because that sounds... terrifying.


#114



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
Sometimes when I have a sharp object, I wonder what it would be like if I stabbed it into my scrotum.
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Hammer, nail, chair... after nailing it down, have Allen Who is Quiet do his thing with the chair.


#115



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
Seriously or just for shits and giggles? Because that sounds... terrifying.
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Probably shits and giggles, depend on what mood I would be in given the circumstance. I've never done it of course I'm not mad, but it is a thought that comes to me from time to time.


#116



Anonymous

You are a strange, strange man.


#117



Anonymous

Uhh... boobies?


#118



Anonymous

Anonymous said:
Cuz all the boobies be mine!!
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Anonymous said:
Uhh... boobies?
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Stop it stop it stop it!!! The boobies are mine and mine alone!

Or, to be more precise, the schtick of wanting boobies is mine. You all go find your own sad little quirks to use to represent your Internet identities. Boobies is me, all me, all mine.

It will be mine.


#119



Anonymous

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#120

strawman

strawman



:lock:


#121

bhamv3

bhamv3

Yeah this gag's run its course now.

Boobies schtick is still mine though.


#122



Anonymous

Yeah.


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