Another fargin' Transformers movie?

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Honestly, I have yet to see one of the transformers movies. I see so few movies for grown ups, I'm hesitant to use them up on this.
 
I don't think it's unreasonable to ask for some real character development in the TF movies.

Hell, I'd settle for the main characters actually being Transformers. Crazy, I know.
 

Shannow

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If Michael Bay directed The Wizard of Oz, the Cowardly Lion would have been a ferocious man-eating were-tiger played by Common, the Tin Man would have been a 30 ft tall CGI construct voiced by Keith David and the Scarecrow would have been Nicholas Cage in full out wacko mode wearing no makeup. Dorothy would have been a down and out stripper played by Megan Fox, er, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. In the end, throwing water on the Wicked Witch would have caused a huge fireball that incinerated most of Oz.
listen. I am not going to lie here. I would watch the living hell out of that.
 
If Michael Bay directed The Wizard of Oz, the Cowardly Lion would have been a ferocious man-eating were-tiger played by Common, the Tin Man would have been a 30 ft tall CGI construct voiced by Keith David and the Scarecrow would have been Nicholas Cage in full out wacko mode wearing no makeup. Dorothy would have been a down and out stripper played by Megan Fox, er, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. In the end, throwing water on the Wicked Witch would have caused a huge fireball that incinerated most of Oz.
And he'd still manage to make it boring somehow...
 
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