im sorry i had to eat and work at the same time, BOWIELEE IVVVVEE FAAAAAILLLLLEDDD YOOOOOUUUUU! *explodes in a boss fashion*There's no "Absolutely Awesome" choice, your poll is flawed.
I think your nutritionist is a bit behind the times on egg thinking. My grandfather had a heart transplant for 10 years before he passed, and had 4 heart attacks (with resultant bypass surgeries) prior to that. So we were always cholesterol conscious when spending time at my grandparents' house in the summers. "Egg beaters" was on the menu for breakfast, as eggs were considered little cholesterol grenades.I have been trying to find things I like for breakfast other then sugar cereal and doughnuts.( i know my diet is horrible, but I am working on it) I talked with my doctor about adding eggs to my weight loss rotation on occasion. my nutritionist went nuts about how they are terrible for me and I should not be getting that much cholesterol if I want to be heart healthy. so eggs good or bad?
Interestingly, in controlled trials -- the best kind of research -- where people were instructed to eat up to three eggs per day while on a weight loss diet, good things happened.
These folks lost weight, decreased inflammation and either maintained or improved their blood cholesterol levels.
(They were consuming 555 mg of cholesterol every day from eggs alone!)
You can always tell if someone is used to farm eggs or not by whether they crack them into a cup first or not.I remember back in the day when we got actual farm fresh eggs and accidentally occasionally got a fertilized one. Nothing like cracking open an egg and having a chicken embryo fall out.
Don't care, still love eggs
Fried eggs, scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, poached eggs, eggs Benedict, egg frittata, eggs with cheese, eggs with spinach, eggs with peppers, eggs and bacon, egg soup, egg salad, egg-based religion.I could probably do a re-creation of the entire Forrest Gump shrimp scene with eggs.
Don't forget fried eggs on a burger. It's the only proper way to eat a burger.Fried eggs, scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, poached eggs, eggs Benedict, egg frittata, eggs with cheese, eggs with spinach, eggs with peppers, eggs and bacon, egg soup, egg salad, egg-based religion.
As Kati puts it regarding health and blood cholesterol: "Firemen always show up wherever there's fire, but that doesn't mean firemen cause fires."These days, the thinking is changing--that the amount of cholesterol you eat doesn't affect you nearly as much as was once thought.
Oh, I frequently thinkFried eggs, scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, poached eggs, eggs Benedict, egg frittata, eggs with cheese, eggs with spinach, eggs with peppers, eggs and bacon, egg soup, egg salad, egg-based religion.
I pat myself on the back I guess...Have we ever been unanimous on anything?!?
You have found the Holy Grail.
Nutritionist or registered dietician? Just about anyone can call themselves a nutritionist, and what information they're working from will vary widely. Some will be using cutting edge data, others will be stuck back in the 1960's or earlier, some will be outright quacks. Registered dieticians, at least in Texas, have more stringent qualifications, and have to adhere to certain federal standards of nutrition guidelines, and stay current. So you know more of what you're getting going to a registered dietician, but they also may be more subject to the pressures of political lobbying, and their standards may not have caught up to the latest in medical research.My nutritionist went nuts about how they are terrible for me and I should not be getting that much cholesterol if I want to be heart healthy. so eggs good or bad?
Egg-laying hens
As bad as conditions are for chickens raised for meat, they are even worse for birds in the egg industry. Erik Marcus, making a comparison to the better-publicized cruelty done to veal calves, says in his book Meat Market: Animals, Ethics, and Money:
I personally believe that the average battery hen has it worse than the average veal calf. I think it’s probable that a forkful of egg comes at a cost of greater suffering than a forkful of veal… For people making a gradual switch to vegetarianism out of concern for animals, I therefore believe that the first food to give up should be, not meat, but eggs.There are about 300 million laying hens in the United States; of these, some 95 percent are kept in wire battery cages, which allow each hen an average of 67 square inches of space—less than the size of a standard sheet of paper. For perspective, a hen needs 72 square inches of space to be able to stand up straight and 303 square inches to be able to spread and flap her wings. There is no room even for the hens to perform self-comforting behaviors such as preening and bathing. Hens are usually kept eight or nine to a cage; long tiers of these cages are built one upon another in sheds that hold tens of thousands of birds, none of whom has enough room to raise a wing. Excrement falls from the top cages to the lower ones, causing the same “ammonia burn” problem as in the broiler houses. Like chickens raised for meat, laying hens are debeaked as chicks. The hens are deprived of the ability to create nests for their eggs, which instead drop through the wires of the cage for collection. This inability to engage in instinctive behavior causes great frustration.
A sad side effect of the egg-production industry is the wholesale destruction of male chicks, who are useless to the egg industry. These chicks are not used in the meat industry either, because they have not been genetically manipulated for meat production. Male chicks are ground up in batches while still alive, suffocated in trash cans, or gassed.
The methods used to maximize production include manipulation of lighting to change the hens’ environment and hence their biological cycles; unnaturally long periods of simulated daylight encourage laying. Periodic forced molting creates an additional laying cycle: during this time, the hens are kept in darkness and put on a “starvation” diet (reduced-calorie feed) or starved altogether for up to two weeks.
Caged in this way, hens are unable to exercise, and constant egg production leaches calcium from their bones; these two factors cause severe osteoporosis, which leads to broken bones and great pain for the hens. The syndrome is called Cage-Layer Fatigue. Additionally, the wires of the cage injure the feet of the chickens, as the hens must sit in essentially one position their whole lives with their feet pressing into the wires. They rub against the sides of the cage, which causes severe feather loss and skin abrasions. In essence, hens who would normally be able to use their whole bodies and have lives as full as those of any other animal in nature are reduced to immobilized egg-laying machines, existing for that one purpose only.
The hens live like this for about two years or less, until their bodies are exhausted from the stresses of constant laying and their egg production decreases. At that point, they are shipped to slaughter to be turned into animal feed or sometimes human food or are simply discarded. In 2003 a public outcry brought attention to a California ranch that was reported to have discarded thousands of live hens using a wood chipper; no charges were brought because, as it turned out, this is a common industry practice.
I know, right? Sprinkle a little powdered rhino horn on 'em, really gets you going in the morning.I love eggs and veal.
I suddenly had an image of all your kids lined up behind the chipper with their mouths open while you shovel chickens in to feed then.I didn't realize we could use a wood chipper to dispose our chickens! This changes everything!
Oh...I can only imagine the noises.I suddenly had an image of all your kids lined up behind the chipper with their mouths open while you shovel chickens in to feed then.
Mechanically separate them prior to the fryer, mebbe?I could put a microwave on the output so the bits and pieces were cooked as they flew past. A salt shaker after that. Can't think of an easy way to remove bone shards and feather pieces though.
Just get a chipper that grinds it all fine enough and call it good. Added nutrients for growing boys.I could put a microwave on the output so the bits and pieces were cooked as they flew past. A salt shaker after that. Can't think of an easy way to remove bone shards and feather pieces though.
But not as entertaining.Might as well take them to mcdonalds then. Cheaper than a chipper anyway.
Well if you're having it rare, you obviously know how to get fresh. All I can find around here is canned.I prefer mine with filet of unicorn.
Rare, of course.
Processed unicorn meat?! Pfft! The sodium in that alone is enough to kill a horse!Well if you're having it rare, you obviously know how to get fresh. All I can find around here is canned.
Something must not have agreed with her.@WasabiPoptart gave me my very first negative rating today for patting myself on the back. I am in awe that this is how my spotless record was finally spotted!
Have we ever been unanimous on anything?!?
You have found the Holy Grail.
I pat myself on the back I guess...
I'm against it, too. So I disagreed with the pat on the back.I'm against that.
obviously this should have been about steak!I'm against it, too. So I disagreed with the pat on the back.
This is exactly what was on the top of my mind when I saw the threadI subscribe to the Lewis Black school of thinking about eggs.
Also, they are delicious and I am going to go have some right now.
--Patrick
Which is delicious with eggs. As long as it's cooked right.obviously this should have been about steak!
Almost all egg allergies are to the white.I wish I liked eggs. I really do. The sound/ smell of them sizzling in the frying pan.... it seems like they should be delicious. But I can't stand them. Only way I'll eat them is when I'm really hung over and need the protein, and I get them scrambled and put so much hot sauce on 'em it frightens the other people at my table. Because I cannot have them taste like egg. That won't do.
Luckily, I'm allergic to egg white and shouldn't really eat them anyway so whatever. Or is it the yolk I'm allergic to? I always forget.
There's an anti-banana diet thing? Seriously? I can understand being anti-banana when it comes to the "miracle no-sugar added ice-cream!" bull-pucky, but anti-banana diet? Some people have way too much time on their hands.Eggs are great and so are bananas! Seriously I'm sick of the anti-banana diet ads, just pick a riper one if you're that worried. Thou
That's where the protein is, so that's where the allergies tend to be.[DOUBLEPOST=1410925732,1410925683][/DOUBLEPOST]Almost all egg allergies are to the white.
Yes, because bananas are loaded with sugars, and sugars are eeeeeevil.There's an anti-banana diet thing? Seriously? I can understand being anti-banana when it comes to the "miracle no-sugar added ice-cream!" bull-pucky, but anti-banana diet? Some people have way too much time on their hands.
This is an even bigger problem with goats. Americans don't eat much goat meat, so there is no real use for the billy's, so they just kill them. I say its a bigger problem because goats are physically bigger....stuff...
Which is a shame..I've had goat (at a South African restaurant in Dallas), and it's pretty tasty. If I could get it at the grocery store, I'd cook it several times a month.This is an even bigger problem with goats. Americans don't eat much goat meat, so there is no real use for the billy's, so they just kill them. I say its a bigger problem because goats are physically bigger.
You might be able to find goat in latino/hispanic or maybe Caribbean-centric grocery stores. I used to see it in SoCal a lot even in regular grocery stores sometimes along with bison. I used to see lamb chops pretty commonly in NJ and not just around Easter. Venison...well, if you were in NJ I could possibly find some for you since my dad and a bunch of family friends all hunt. Maybe Whole Foods or another store like that would carry these meats.Which is a shame..I've had goat (at a South African restaurant in Dallas), and it's pretty tasty. If I could get it at the grocery store, I'd cook it several times a month.
I hate that the primary meat staples carried anywhere are beef, chicken, and pork. I'd love a lot more meat variety at the grocery store. I'd like to see goat, venison, emu, and even horse (though admitting that in Texas would probably put me in the middle of a gunfight).
Thankfully, lamb is starting to become slightly more common. You used to never see it in the store..now you can occasionally find chops and shanks. Though it'd be nice if you could find the cuts from the rest of the animal up for sale too.