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He won't answer, but I need to get some questions out there.

1) Why you ackin' so cray cray?

2) You have to make love to a gaming console. Which one do you pick and why?

3) Would you rather have a lion with teddy bear-like paws, or a bunny rabbit that, while looking like a normal healthy rabbit, actually weighed 80 lbs?
 
You have the opportunity for a walk on role in one season of Grey's Anatomy, or the next three transformers movies, for no pay nor speaking lines. Which one do you choose?
 
He won't answer, but I need to get some questions out there.

1) Why you ackin' so cray cray?

2) You have to make love to a gaming console. Which one do you pick and why?

3) Would you rather have a lion with teddy bear-like paws, or a bunny rabbit that, while looking like a normal healthy rabbit, actually weighed 80 lbs?
1) Because
2) Whichever is most accommodating to a phallus
3) Rabbit made of dark matter. Assuming it also ate like a normal rabbit.[DOUBLEPOST=1357962579][/DOUBLEPOST]
You have the opportunity for a walk on role in one season of Grey's Anatomy, or the next three transformers movies, for no pay nor speaking lines. Which one do you choose?
Grey's Anatomy. If I had to have my name associated with something, I'd rather go for the medical drama that won't be remembered over something that would cause nerd rage.
 
Does it really feel that good to be a gangster?
No. It feels good to be associated with that image and earning a lot of money for it. Actually being a gangster is not that glamorous.[DOUBLEPOST=1357962920][/DOUBLEPOST]
Yeah dude, it's just a bit hefty. No special treatment needed. It would be great for a laugh when you give it to your grandma to hold though.
And I will hug him and squeeze him and I will call him George.
 
When being interviewed, what would you do with your hands?

If they could make a beverage that was a perfect taste-replication of a food product, would you drink it? i.e. a shake that tasted EXACTLY like a burger. Not like oh this kinda tastes like a hamburg-- no, fucking EXACTLY like a burger.

Coldstone. Like it? Love it? Gotta Have it?

Is this the bottom line because Coldstone said so?
 
When being interviewed, what would you do with your hands?
Depends on how comfortable I am. If I'm extremely nervous, they'll stay firmly in my lap. If I'm comfortable, I'll use them to perform body language to underscore or sell my talking points.

If they could make a beverage that was a perfect taste-replication of a food product, would you drink it? i.e. a shake that tasted EXACTLY like a burger. Not like oh this kinda tastes like a hamburg-- no, fucking EXACTLY like a burger.
Depends on the nutrition value. If it's only a burger in taste but lacks calories or amino acids, I'd probably just skip it and go for the burger.

Coldstone. Like it? Love it? Gotta Have it?
Like it. I'll enjoy eating there if I happen to be there but I won't go just because.

Is this the bottom line because Coldstone said so?
Maybe.
 
I say you put the penguin on your signature so we can see it move again (I miss it moving!) and then you get a new avatar!

So, my question is: whaddya say?
 
What is putin saying to this boy?



I can't actually see the images. From the sound of the article accompanying it, it sounds like he said something wrong. Um... probably something in Russian.[DOUBLEPOST=1357970470][/DOUBLEPOST]
I say you put the penguin on your signature so we can see it move again (I miss it moving!) and then you get a new avatar!

So, my question is: whaddya say?
I've started disliking animated signatures, as I feel they distract from the body of the post. Not to mention I really like having a reminder that Kags is okay with doing heroin.

 
Yeah I see your point.

Also, what the fuck why am I not seeing signatures, they were on just earlier today I swear.
 
Yeah I see your point.

Also, what the fuck why am I not seeing signatures, they were on just earlier today I swear.
Dave changed how it works. The first time somebody posts on a page, their signature is displayed. Every other time on the page the person posts, it's hidden. Reduces scrolling.
 
ohhhhh, that's fucking handy, actually

Here's for a question I like asking people and haven't asked you:

You can have one TARDIS trip to any place in the universe, at any point in time. Only one, though. you can return home afterwards of course, if you want. Where and when do you go?
 
You can have one TARDIS trip to any place in the universe, at any point in time. Only one, though. you can return home afterwards of course, if you want. Where and when do you go?
That's a tough one. I'm not all that big on life-threatening excitement happening to me and that seems to follow the doctor pretty regularly. I'm sure that no matter my intention, it would somehow go awry. He seems like he'd have enough interesting stories to tell that it would be enough for me to have us both get hamburgers from In 'n' Out and then I listen to him talk about various adventures he's had over the years.

However, if risk-free time traveling is possible and I can affect the present by changing the past, I would go back in time to before George Lucas thought he'd do a digital rerelease of Star Wars with all the little changes and have him removed, preventing



from ever happening.

While probably not the best historical figure to remove, as the reasoning is really petty, I think the more monster-ish historical figures did something to change the way modern developed societies look at themselves. As terrible of men as Hitler and Stalin were, I feel they had a profound effect on modern discourse, and allowed us, as human beings, to see how much death and destruction one man in the right place can cause. While preventing their actions would be noble, as a species, we came out of their experiences aware of where racism and absolute power can lead and do whatever we can to try and prevent it from happening agani.

If risk-free time traveling is possible and I can't change anything, I'd love to get a tour of Versailles when Louis XIV was in power.
 
What crimes against pop culture/nerdom have you committed? Ex: Shows everyone swears by, that you've never seen
Wow. Too many to list. I've found staying completely current on everything requires time, money, and resources I don't have, so I don't even try. I enjoy what I can, and if I can't enjoy as much of it as somebody else can, oh well.
 
That's a tough one. I'm not all that big on life-threatening excitement happening to me and that seems to follow the doctor pretty regularly. I'm sure that no matter my intention, it would somehow go awry. He seems like he'd have enough interesting stories to tell that it would be enough for me to have us both get hamburgers from In 'n' Out and then I listen to him talk about various adventures he's had over the years.

However, if risk-free time traveling is possible and I can affect the present by changing the past, I would go back in time to before George Lucas thought he'd do a digital rerelease of Star Wars with all the little changes and have him removed, preventing



from ever happening.

While probably not the best historical figure to remove, as the reasoning is really petty, I think the more monster-ish historical figures did something to change the way modern developed societies look at themselves. As terrible of men as Hitler and Stalin were, I feel they had a profound effect on modern discourse, and allowed us, as human beings, to see how much death and destruction one man in the right place can cause. While preventing their actions would be noble, as a species, we came out of their experiences aware of where racism and absolute power can lead and do whatever we can to try and prevent it from happening agani.

If risk-free time traveling is possible and I can't change anything, I'd love to get a tour of Versailles when Louis XIV was in power.
Wow, that's a great fucking answer.

No one's asked me, so I'm gonna use your great answer as a jumping off point and say I'd go to the future, but.. CRAZY in the future. I'd ask The Doctor to take me to the climax of humanity, whatever and wherever that is. I want to see firsthand the most glorious thing this little species accomplishes. I hope it's not near (or already past us), but I don't think it is. I truly believe we might even get our species off this rock and stop depending on it's limited lifetime.

And I'd probably not take the trip back home, I'd just spent the rest of my life on the most advanced, most evolved, most incredibly awe-inspiring humanity gets before it inevitably pops out of existence.
 
What crimes against pop culture/nerdom have you committed? Ex: Shows everyone swears by, that you've never seen
#trueconfessions

I tried To watch Dr. Who and couldn't get into it. I also think "wobbly wobbly timey whimey" is just a bullshit line. I don't know the context, and don't care because you can't tell me one where that becomes not just a dumb thing to say. I think it might be that you're not supposed to take the show seriously at all? I don't know. I just don't care.

I've been drinking. Inb4lock.
 
First of all, it's Doctor, not Dr. It's his name, not his title or profession, it doesn't have an abbreviation.

Second of all: GAAAHRGH.


Third of all: Neil deGrasse Tyson himself has legitimized the wibbly-wobblyness:

Fourth of All:
 
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