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What do you think is the most pressing issue of our time, and what are some ways you would go about dealing with said issue?

Do you think C-3P0 is gay, or just effeminate?

How much board would a mongol horde if the mongol hoard got bored?

are you okay?

What it is.

Who really shot first?

The Pumes said:

Who really shot first?

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I'll field this one.

Lee Harvey Oswald.

Kissinger;273250][quote=The Pumes said:

Who really shot first?

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I'll field this one.

Lee Harvey Oswald.[/QUOTE]

John Wilkes Booth shot before him.

What do you think is the most pressing issue of our time, and what are some ways you would go about dealing with said issue?

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As it always is, and will be--people gotta stop the hatin'. But, as much as we try, we all fall into that. I know I hate people who relish the Twilight series.

Do you think C-3P0 is gay, or just effeminate?

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WHAT WAS MY STIPULATION ABOUT ROBOTS

How much board would a mongol horde if the mongol hoard got bored?

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No, YOU'RE a homophone.

are you okay?

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*goes into long manbawww about the latest girl*

John Wilkes Booth shot before him.

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J.R. shot before them all. THINK ABOUT IT

>: |

Do you ever look at clouds? I mean really look at them?

Only when I want them TO DIE

would you kill a cloud's child in the future?

Squirtle is the ballin'est of all the Pokemans.

Am I right or am I right?

is he wrong?

Will kill many cloud children in the future. It is what I do.

Also, IS GUSTO EVER WRONG? Only when he's not commenting about Squirtle.

Are you using "squirtle" as a euphemism for something else, or do you truly associate yourself with a Pokemon?

No one's judging you. Yet.

What's your problem with robots?

Would you ever have a robot partner if you were a detective?

Do you think that would make a good TV show?

Would you, if you could, make love to a robot?

what would you do if humor becomes outlawed and jokes are illegal?

Squirtles are the bomb, yo! They wear shades and are the coolest.

Robots are made from moon people. And moon people, as you are aware, are from the moon. Therefore, I wish I had a Mr. Butlertron, or quite possibly an Ewok. And yes, that would be an awesome reality show. TAKE THAT ROB DIERDEK!

Grueb...ewwwwwwgrosssss. Not even if it was a Lily Allen bot.

Suicide. No, I'm just kidding. OR AM I SINCE JOKES ARE OUTLAWED

When are you gonna pick an avatar and stick with it?

whenever people stop these SILLY AVATAR WEEK THINGS

You know you don't have to do what everyone else does, right?

Did you know that you have to do everything everyone else does?

Welcome, Dr. Venture...

...TO THE BRISBY DOME!

they come from space with kooky technologies like "Super Mario Bros" and "Tentacle Hentai" and Garzey's Wing.





YOU ARE SO EASY GOING

Are you still upset about your Summer Glau robot leaving you for an NPH-droid?

ElJuski said:

Squirtles are the bomb, yo! They wear shades and are the coolest.

Robots are made from moon people. And moon people, as you are aware, are from the moon. Therefore, I wish I had a Mr. Butlertron, or quite possibly an Ewok. And yes, that would be an awesome reality show. TAKE THAT ROB DIERDEK!

Grueb...ewwwwwwgrosssss. Not even if it was a Lily Allen bot.

Suicide. No, I'm just kidding. OR AM I SINCE JOKES ARE OUTLAWED

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You would have sex with GasBandit?

Very upset. Even though I have no idea what an NPH droid is


Also, yes, probably. But only if he was drunk and just groped Al Roker.

How will you be spending Christmas?

NPH - Neil Patrick Harris

I'll be spending Christmas a lot more awesomely this year. Last year the Italy plane strike kept certain members of our family--who were only supposed to be around in Chicago for two or three days--to about 14 hours. Our Christmas was at like 4 or 5 in the morning, and we had Christmas lunch at a Chinese Buffet before I had to drive them to the airport again

This time around it's going to be the whole family, a good traditional Christmas Eve feast, a good Christmas morning, a good Christmas dinner, and a good post-Christmas get fucked up festival.

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also, doi, NPH. Fuck, I've been making a lot of stupid mistakes on the boards lately.

ElJuski said:

also, doi, NPH. Fuck, I've been making a lot of stupid mistakes on the boards lately.

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Ah, I don't think anyone's noticed a difference.

har HAR

It's good to see you're keeping your sense of humor.

Has anyone every thrice laid you? Perhaps as a reward for your bravery and leadership?

Lying Bastard said:

It's good to see you're keeping your sense of humor.

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hee HEE

Has anyone every thrice laid you? Perhaps as a reward for your bravery and leadership?

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Juice, what is the best way to seduce two women who are engaged in an intense gunfight so as to bed them simultaneously?

With your cock in a top hat, and a SEXY DANCE

You are a teacher or going to be a teacher, right?

Does that make you look back on your teachers you had and make you wonder what kind of crazy stuff they were into?

Because I have way older siblings, I always kind of had in mind what kind of shenanigans people that age were always up to. Actually, one of my english teachers opened for my brothers' band back in the day when I was still in high school. I also had some other teachers that were pretty open about having lives outside of school--nothing inappropriate, but open enough.

There are times though where I am still surprised at myself, at this age, at my budding profession. And you'd be surprised, gentle soul, at how comprised and professional I am as a teacher!

What could the ED-209 possibly be good for, given it's limited mobility and narrow scope of options?

Why did you let the bromance die?

If your wife's son had an affair with your cousin, whom in turn was having premarital relations with your uncle's ex-wife, then said ex-wife fornicated with your adopted family's dog, whom in turn desecrated the adopted family's father's sexbot.

What is the best course of action, this is quite urgent.

Damn you and your robot questions! The ED-209 actually killed my brofriend, thereby ending the bromance.

Also, Mr. Pumes, I suspect that YOU ARE MY COUSIN.

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Roomba or iVac?