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Since I've gotten sick, the doomweasels have taken over my correspondence, so ask them for the dirt on their Lady and Mistress. Have fun.

Who does Emrys secretly crush on? Have you delivered anonymous love letters for her?

Why do doomies sleep in jacket sleeves?

I still check first since that one time 30 years ago.

When "The Scampering" begins, which major city will be the first to fall?

To Emrys: What is your zombie plan?

To the doomweasels: Same question.

Have you ever run away from anything? If so, why, and what stopped you or what was the last straw that made you do it)?

While Momma recovers from her treatment, we ferrets have the run of the house and more importantly, the computer! So it's time to play "Ask the Doomweasels!".[DOUBLEPOST=1358710496][/DOUBLEPOST]

Chad Sexington said:

Who does Emrys secretly crush on? Have you delivered anonymous love letters for her?

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There are a number of people that she would like to have at her side as chief consort when she takes over the world. She used to give us messages to deliver but stopped that after she found that we were shredding them up and putting them in our nest. Now she relies on moose to deliver her messages.[DOUBLEPOST=1358710660][/DOUBLEPOST]

sixpackshaker said:

Why do doomies sleep in jacket sleeves?

I still check first since that one time 30 years ago.

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Jacket sleeves remind of us our burrows, especially if the jackets are made from nylon or rayon. We doomweasels are hedonists. We also like to crawl up pants legs and, well... let's just say you don't want us to get to the top.[DOUBLEPOST=1358711024][/DOUBLEPOST]

Cheesy1 said:

When "The Scampering" begins, which major city will be the first to fall?

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The initial attack will be a two-pronged approach. We will attack the upper east coast to liberate our brothers and sisters in the big doomweasel breeding facilities. Another group will attack the west coast to hold the vineyards so we'll have snacks. You can't take over the world without snacks.
Rest assured that since you're Momma's #1 minion, you will be spared, unless you forget to hand out snacks. You do have snacks for us, don't you?[DOUBLEPOST=1358711239][/DOUBLEPOST]

Azurephoenix said:

How did Emrys earn the title "The Queen of the Doomweasels."

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We doomweasels gave it to her. She has been training and mentoring us for over 10 years now and we recognize no other authority. Unless you have snacks. We'll do almost anything for a tasty snack.[DOUBLEPOST=1358711446][/DOUBLEPOST]

North_Ranger said:

To Emrys: What is your zombie plan?

To the doomweasels: Same question.

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We plan on digging a very large pit, rounding up everyone who hasn't sworn fidelity to our Queen, dousing them with barbeque sauce and calling in the zombies. Wait, you mean we're not supposed to aid the zombies? Feh, where's the fun in that?[DOUBLEPOST=1358711837][/DOUBLEPOST]

stienman said:

Have you ever run away from anything? If so, why, and what stopped you or what was the last straw that made you do it)?

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We doomweasels never run from anything, though we do sometimes scamper very quickly when we're startled in order to get a better vantage point and view on the situation. Then we attack! No pants legs will ever be safe from us.

Ferrets are awesome I love my ferret!

CrimsonSoul said:

Ferrets are awesome I love my ferret!

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You should post pictures. We love to look at pictures of other doomweasels, if ya know what we mean.

Emrys said:

You should post pictures. We love to look at pictures of other doomweasels, if ya know what we mean.

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None on my phone ill have to do it when I get home

Yay! Then we'll need their names and contact information so we can recruit them into the doomweasel brigade.

All your weasels are belong to us!

Emrys said:

Yay! Then we'll need their names and contact information so we can recruit them into the doomweasel brigade.

All your weasels are belong to us!

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Oh wife gave me the fb album link
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.193059344078219.64206.100001224650455&type=3
She said scroll all the way to the bottom and shell add more pics later

So many kitties and puppies and doomies!

Squeexplode!

What are the differences between a ferret and a weasel?

figmentPez said:

What are the differences between a ferret and a weasel?

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Ferrets are a part of the weasel family

I'm sure doomweasels don't get much computer time, so how did you carpet sharks learn how to type and read English?

figmentPez said:

What are the differences between a ferret and a weasel?

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Ferrets are the domesticated descendants of European polecats. They are generally found sleeping in their natural habitat, the hammock.
Weasels are close cousins and are the assassins of the Mustilidae family. They will be used to take down the most difficult targets during the uprising.
Doomweasels are highly-intelligent, mobile attack units bred from the domestic ferrets and trained especially in the Ways of the Scampering.[DOUBLEPOST=1358732926][/DOUBLEPOST]

CrimsonSoul said:

I'm sure doomweasels don't get much computer time, so how did you carpet sharks learn how to type and read English?

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We actually spend a great deal of time on the computer, studying our targets, coordinating attack plans, charging things to Momma's credit card. The computer allows up to keep in close contact with the other various doomweasel cells all over the globe. We like to lull humans into a false sense of security by posing as other humans, usually females. You could be talking to a doomweasel right now and wouldn't even know it.

How do I tell if my wife is actually one or more doomweasels? If I find out that she is, who gets custody of our Clarence, or are they doomweasels too, and if so how could they pull off such convincing births?

stienman said:

How do I tell if my wife is actually one or more doomweasels? If I find out that she is, who gets custody of our Clarence, or are they doomweasels too, and if so how could they pull off such convincing births?

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I think we can safely say that not only is your wife and your children doomweasels but you yourself are one. Let's face it, you didn't have multiple births; you had a litter. A very widely spaced out litter but a litter nonetheless. We are very proud of your contribution to the cause.

It..it feels so right...

So... Does that mean I'm free to scamper about as I please? Paying no mind to the laws of humans?

stienman said:

It..it feels so right...

So... Does that mean I'm free to scamper about as I please? Paying no mind to the laws of humans?

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Oh, absolutely. Join us, brother. Scamper freely as nature intended.

Oh hey, what's going on in this thr-

STIENMAN! Put your clothes back on!

Scamper with us, Ravenpoe!

evilmike must have gotten into some of my drugs.

New pics up for ya

Yay!

I've been requested to ask you to like her workplace link on Facebook lol

Emrys said:

Yay!

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K she just finished uploading all of the pics yay

Dear Doomweasels,
I'm in desperate need of some pet therapy. Can we have squees and cuddles together?
Yours, Dill

Dear Doomweasels,

Some humans think weasels stink.

Some weasels think humans stink.

What tactics or techniques do you use to remain stealthy around humans with apparently defective scent glands that believe weasels stink?

What tactics do you use to train your troops to put up with particularly rank humans?

dill616 said:

Dear Doomweasels,
I'm in desperate need of some pet therapy. Can we have squees and cuddles together?
Yours, Dill

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Can I get in on this too?

In the interest of keeping all of my appendages, I'm willing to cuddle separately with the doomweasels instead of together with Ms Specific

Bubble181 said:

Can I get in on this too?

In the interest of keeping all of my appendages, I'm willing to cuddle separately with the doomweasels instead of together with Ms Specific

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We just get a giant room full of fluffy doomweasels and have super ultra mega cuddle time!

Bubble181 said:

Can I get in on this too?

In the interest of keeping all of my appendages, I'm willing to cuddle separately with the doomweasels instead of together with Ms Specific

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General Specific said:

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DOOMweasels not trouser weasels.