Ask the doomweasels
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Who does Emrys secretly crush on? Have you delivered anonymous love letters for her?
Why do doomies sleep in jacket sleeves?
I still check first since that one time 30 years ago.
I still check first since that one time 30 years ago.
How did Emrys earn the title "The Queen of the Doomweasels."
North_Ranger
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To Emrys: What is your zombie plan?
To the doomweasels: Same question.
To the doomweasels: Same question.
While Momma recovers from her treatment, we ferrets have the run of the house and more importantly, the computer! So it's time to play "Ask the Doomweasels!".[DOUBLEPOST=1358710496][/DOUBLEPOST]
Rest assured that since you're Momma's #1 minion, you will be spared, unless you forget to hand out snacks. You do have snacks for us, don't you?[DOUBLEPOST=1358711239][/DOUBLEPOST]
There are a number of people that she would like to have at her side as chief consort when she takes over the world. She used to give us messages to deliver but stopped that after she found that we were shredding them up and putting them in our nest. Now she relies on moose to deliver her messages.[DOUBLEPOST=1358710660][/DOUBLEPOST]
Jacket sleeves remind of us our burrows, especially if the jackets are made from nylon or rayon. We doomweasels are hedonists. We also like to crawl up pants legs and, well... let's just say you don't want us to get to the top.[DOUBLEPOST=1358711024][/DOUBLEPOST]
The initial attack will be a two-pronged approach. We will attack the upper east coast to liberate our brothers and sisters in the big doomweasel breeding facilities. Another group will attack the west coast to hold the vineyards so we'll have snacks. You can't take over the world without snacks.
Rest assured that since you're Momma's #1 minion, you will be spared, unless you forget to hand out snacks. You do have snacks for us, don't you?[DOUBLEPOST=1358711239][/DOUBLEPOST]
We doomweasels gave it to her. She has been training and mentoring us for over 10 years now and we recognize no other authority. Unless you have snacks. We'll do almost anything for a tasty snack.[DOUBLEPOST=1358711446][/DOUBLEPOST]
We plan on digging a very large pit, rounding up everyone who hasn't sworn fidelity to our Queen, dousing them with barbeque sauce and calling in the zombies. Wait, you mean we're not supposed to aid the zombies? Feh, where's the fun in that?[DOUBLEPOST=1358711837][/DOUBLEPOST]
We doomweasels never run from anything, though we do sometimes scamper very quickly when we're startled in order to get a better vantage point and view on the situation. Then we attack! No pants legs will ever be safe from us.
Ferrets are awesome I love my ferret!
You should post pictures. We love to look at pictures of other doomweasels, if ya know what we mean.
None on my phone ill have to do it when I get homeYou should post pictures. We love to look at pictures of other doomweasels, if ya know what we mean.
Oh wife gave me the fb album link
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.193059344078219.64206.100001224650455&type=3
She said scroll all the way to the bottom and shell add more pics later
figmentPez
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What are the differences between a ferret and a weasel?
Ferrets are a part of the weasel family
I'm sure doomweasels don't get much computer time, so how did you carpet sharks learn how to type and read English?
Ferrets are the domesticated descendants of European polecats. They are generally found sleeping in their natural habitat, the hammock.
Weasels are close cousins and are the assassins of the Mustilidae family. They will be used to take down the most difficult targets during the uprising.
Doomweasels are highly-intelligent, mobile attack units bred from the domestic ferrets and trained especially in the Ways of the Scampering.[DOUBLEPOST=1358732926][/DOUBLEPOST]
We actually spend a great deal of time on the computer, studying our targets, coordinating attack plans, charging things to Momma's credit card. The computer allows up to keep in close contact with the other various doomweasel cells all over the globe. We like to lull humans into a false sense of security by posing as other humans, usually females. You could be talking to a doomweasel right now and wouldn't even know it.
I think we can safely say that not only is your wife and your children doomweasels but you yourself are one. Let's face it, you didn't have multiple births; you had a litter. A very widely spaced out litter but a litter nonetheless. We are very proud of your contribution to the cause.
Oh, absolutely. Join us, brother. Scamper freely as nature intended.
New pics up for ya 
I've been requested to ask you to like her workplace link on Facebook lol
K she just finished uploading all of the pics yay
Dear Doomweasels,
Some humans think weasels stink.
Some weasels think humans stink.
What tactics or techniques do you use to remain stealthy around humans with apparently defective scent glands that believe weasels stink?
What tactics do you use to train your troops to put up with particularly rank humans?
Some humans think weasels stink.
Some weasels think humans stink.
What tactics or techniques do you use to remain stealthy around humans with apparently defective scent glands that believe weasels stink?
What tactics do you use to train your troops to put up with particularly rank humans?
Can I get in on this too?
In the interest of keeping all of my appendages, I'm willing to cuddle separately with the doomweasels instead of together with Ms Specific
We just get a giant room full of fluffy doomweasels and have super ultra mega cuddle time!Can I get in on this too?
In the interest of keeping all of my appendages, I'm willing to cuddle separately with the doomweasels instead of together with Ms Specific
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