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UUUUUNNNNNNIIIIOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Chaz, you seem to have spilled your glass of mocking. It's getting all over the rest of the forum.

2/10

There's a pulse... but it may go any second now.

:smug:

Cajungal said:

Chaz, you seem to have spilled your glass of mocking. It's getting all over the rest of the forum.

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Oh, I hope he didn't spill it in his lap. You can get a nasty burn that way. Plus, you really don't want anyone mocking anything in your lap.

Interesting forum meme I somehow missed.

THEY CAN TAKE OUR RIDICULOUS PHONE HEADSETS, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE

OUR FREEDOM!!!!!

If I come to work for you in your call center, does that mean I get to kill the English..? Excellent..!

Your call center?


Yeah...its mine.

Put it back in your pants, dude. You're just embarrassing yourself.

DarkAudit said:

Put it back in your pants, dude. You're just embarrassing yourself.

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Awwwwwww, whats a matter?

Release the houndsssssssssssssssssss.

Union, huh? You offering, Chaz?

Iaculus said:

Union, huh? You offering, Chaz?

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Isn't he a bit old for you?

Jake;348778][QUOTE=Iaculus said:

Union, huh? You offering, Chaz?

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Isn't he a bit old for you?[/QUOTE]

Please.

It's Chaz.

GALVANIZE

Gusto said:

GALVANIZE

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We taling large structural? Hot dip or electroplating? How many pounds?

The second one and a lot.

DarkAudit said:

Put it back in your pants, dude. You're just embarrassing yourself.

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Oh, the old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,Ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,Many long years ago.

I name Chaz the winner of this exchange.

AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN

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The mod/b has spoken.

LISA NEEDS BRACES!

DENTAL PLAN!

GO BANANA!

...wait.

So, you're all still a bunch of fucking retards. Good to know.

Oh yeah?

Lying Bastard said:

So, you're all still a bunch of fucking retards. Good to know.

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We're going on strike.

Our demands?

-10 minute breaks.
-Bathroom breaks
-Donut breaks
-Masturbation breaks
-Surf porn at work breaks
-Dave has to milk a bull
-a snack machine with free snacks
-masturbation breaks


HEY HEY RAISE OUR PAY - DAVE DAVE LET US MASTURBATE! - NOW GATHER ROUND CHILDREN AND HEAR A TALE OF CHAZWOZ AND A DEVIL NAMED SHANNOW- SO WE'LL MARCH DAY AND NIGHT BY THE GLOW OF THE MONITOR - THEy HAVE THE SOURCE CODE BUT WE HAVE THE ...UM...UM... HEY HEY RAISE OUR PAY.

We're going on strike.

So when do we bury Chaz under a gridiron field!? After we get the masturbation breaks, right?

We're going on strike.

WE SHAL OOOOOOVVVEEEERRRRCOOOOOOOOMEEE!!!

We're going on strike.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

We're going on strike.

I have a confession to make. I have already secretly been whacking off on Halforum company time.

We're going on strike.

*pfft* Why do you think I keep the door to my office closed so much? You guys thought I was working?

We're going on strike.

I demand time for my ragebate sessions! PAID TIME!

We're going on strike.

Point of interest: I think Shannow's Ragerbate sessions might make for an excellent alternative energy source, if we can somehow tap into it. An excellent opportunity for the company to go green.

We're going on strike.

Also, excellent source of protien for the caffeteria. Cut costs, and more benefits for the employees!

We're going on strike.

RABBLE?

RABBLE RABBLE?!?!?!?

RAAAAAABBBBLE!!!!


ALL HAIL CHAZWOZEL, LEADER OF OUR GLORIOUS REVOLUTION AND HIS HUMANOID ATTACK DOG SHANNOW, BEAST OF A THOUSAND MAWS

We're going on strike.

WolfOfOdin said:

RABBLE?

RABBLE RABBLE?!?!?!?

RAAAAAABBBBLE!!!!


ALL HAIL CHAZWOZEL, LEADER OF OUR GLORIOUS REVOLUTION AND HIS HUMANOID ATTACK DOG SHANNOW, BEAST OF A THOUSAND MAWS

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Hey man we're just going on strike... Jeez way to kill the momentum.

We're going on strike.

Halforums Co. Moving forward one stroke at a time.

We're going on strike.

>_>

<_<

/slinks off, cackling madly as he goes to report his success to Dave

We're going on strike.

Awwwwwwww shit. Word came down from management...we are being fucking outsourced.

We're going on strike.

Thats right assholes I've got 60 people from a country that I'm not legally allowed to name that are ready to pretend to be Americans with only minimal knowledge of our culture that will fill these boards day and night with meaningful scripted conversation day and night. So yeah, go on strike. See how that works out. I hope you enjoy the government forum you have to go to. It's only accessible from ie6.

We're going on strike.

Sonofa...

We're going on strike.

Thats MR. Sonafa to you.

We're going on strike.

Strikes over folks.... back to work...

We're going on strike.

I wanna see 800 posts today on the following topics:

1) I ran over a dog, what do I do now?
2) So, we unionized and all got fired (almost! whew!)
3) Espy: Awesome or Awesomest.
4) XBOX and Star treck nerds unite!
5) India: Why is their labor force to great and could easily replace us
6) Manbaww #99
7) Your mom: She's a fattie!

We're going on strike.

Espy said:

meaningful scripted conversation

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The difference will be immediately noticeable.

We're going on strike.

Espy said:

Thats right assholes I've got 60 people from a country that I'm not legally allowed to name that are ready to pretend to be Americans with only minimal knowledge of our culture that will fill these boards day and night with meaningful scripted conversation day and night.

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That pretty much describes your average computer nerd, so.... no change there.

We're going on strike.

Bein' a scab never felt so good. :toocool:

We're going on strike.

hot damn whats cookin here

We're going on strike.

ElJuski said:

hot damn whats cookin here

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You missed the strike Juski.

We got our masturbation rights, but they took our Dental plan!

We're going on strike.

But Lisa needs braces

We're going on strike.



These predate stainless steel, so you can't get them wet.

We're going on strike.

Striking bad. Manager good! Perhap you earth wander instead, yes? Meeting people.

Oh, look, two really similar threads....

it's a spin-off thread, dammit!

Calleja said:

it's a spin-off thread, dammit!

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Hey Calleja, did you see the new Gorillaz video?

wait... Gorillaz is back?

did you really miss that thread? Their new album is streaming on NPR for free:

http://www.halforums.com/forum/showthread.php?12188-Gorillaz-Plastic-Beach-The-whole-album-on-NPR!

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And yes, check out the video

for

some


bruce

Awwww dangit, I missed it. I knew I shouldn't have taken the time to dress my squirrel super soldiers in riot gear...

North_Ranger said:

Awwww dangit, I missed it. I knew I shouldn't have taken the time to dress my squirrel super soldiers in riot gear...

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Shit man, if I knew you had squirrels I wouldn't have even started a union...

....goes back to work sewing wallets.

Working jobs, yes yes. Posting forum, free cat? Imma let you finish but frosty susan in eye with union, yes.

I thought I would never (ever, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever everevereverevereverevereverevereverevereverevereverever) say this... but I miss the real Shannow.

We're going on strike.

Shannow said:

Also, excellent source of protien for the caffeteria. Cut costs, and more benefits for the employees!

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I thought the new tartar sauce tasted a bit off...

(Sorry I'm late folks)

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We're going on strike.

ElJuski said:

But Lisa needs braces

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But I already had braces! hwell:

It occurred to me today that it would be a lot of fun to set up a false picket line, pretending to strike from something obviously fabricated. Like striking from the Sea or something. Go down to the waterfront with signs saying calling out 'Poseidon' and complaining about the ocean being a terrible work environment with crap benefits.

Rob King said:

It occurred to me today that it would be a lot of fun to set up a false picket line, pretending to strike from something obviously fabricated. Like striking from the Sea or something. Go down to the waterfront with signs saying calling out 'Poseidon' and complaining about the ocean being a terrible work environment with crap benefits.

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You could even dress up as a Danish king...

Protest for shorter hours. Because, sixty minutes is just too long.

Iaculus;349382][QUOTE=Rob King said:

It occurred to me today that it would be a lot of fun to set up a false picket line, pretending to strike from something obviously fabricated. Like striking from the Sea or something. Go down to the waterfront with signs saying calling out 'Poseidon' and complaining about the ocean being a terrible work environment with crap benefits.

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You could even dress up as a Danish king...[/QUOTE]

It was a Danish King! Thank you, you beautiful Englishman, you. I had heard of that story, but I was always under the impression that it was a Roman Emperor who had gone mad.

What was the king's name, do you remember?

Rob King;349387][QUOTE=Iaculus;349382][QUOTE=Rob King said:

It occurred to me today that it would be a lot of fun to set up a false picket line, pretending to strike from something obviously fabricated. Like striking from the Sea or something. Go down to the waterfront with signs saying calling out 'Poseidon' and complaining about the ocean being a terrible work environment with crap benefits.

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You could even dress up as a Danish king...[/QUOTE]

It was a Danish King! Thank you, you beautiful Englishman, you. I had heard of that story, but I was always under the impression that it was a Roman Emperor who had gone mad.

What was the king's name, do you remember?[/QUOTE]

Cnut, more commonly known over here as Canute.

Cnut sent my dyslexia into overdrive.

sixpackshaker said:

Cnut sent my dyslexia into overdrive.

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Pray you never end up around Scandinavia.

Unless, y'know, you're already praying. It's a reasonable precaution - that there's Ranger territory, after all.

He has an army of squirrels

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And saunas

AND NO PANTS