Attention Halforums

[Chazwozel]

UUUUUNNNNNNIIIIOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cajungal]

Chaz, you seem to have spilled your glass of mocking. It's getting all over the rest of the forum.

 

[Jay]

2/10

There's a pulse... but it may go any second now.

:smug:

 

[Fun Size]

Chaz, you seem to have spilled your glass of mocking. It's getting all over the rest of the forum.

Oh, I hope he didn't spill it in his lap. You can get a nasty burn that way. Plus, you really don't want anyone mocking anything in your lap.

 

[Krisken]

Interesting forum meme I somehow missed.

 

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THEY CAN TAKE OUR RIDICULOUS PHONE HEADSETS, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE

OUR FREEDOM!!!!!

 

[lando]

If I come to work for you in your call center, does that mean I get to kill the English..? Excellent..!

 

[Shannow]

Your call center?


Yeah...its mine.

 

[DarkAudit]

Put it back in your pants, dude. You're just embarrassing yourself.

 

[Shannow]

Put it back in your pants, dude. You're just embarrassing yourself.

Awwwwwww, whats a matter?

 

[Alucard]

Release the houndsssssssssssssssssss.

 

[Iaculus]

Union, huh? You offering, Chaz?

 

[Jake]

Union, huh? You offering, Chaz?

Isn't he a bit old for you?

 

[Iaculus]

Union, huh? You offering, Chaz?

Isn't he a bit old for you?[/QUOTE]

Please.

It's Chaz.

 

[Gusto]

GALVANIZE

 

[HCGLNS]

GALVANIZE

We taling large structural? Hot dip or electroplating? How many pounds?

 

[Gusto]

The second one and a lot.

 

[Chazwozel]

Put it back in your pants, dude. You're just embarrassing yourself.

Oh, the old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,Ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,Many long years ago.

 

[Gusto]

I name Chaz the winner of this exchange.

AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN

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[Calleja]

The mod/b has spoken.

 

[Shannow]

LISA NEEDS BRACES!

 

[Calleja]

DENTAL PLAN!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

GO BANANA!

...wait.

 

[Null]

So, you're all still a bunch of fucking retards. Good to know.

 

[Krisken]

Oh yeah?

 

[Chazwozel]

So, you're all still a bunch of fucking retards. Good to know.

.

 

[Chazwozel]

We're going on strike.

Our demands?

-10 minute breaks.
-Bathroom breaks
-Donut breaks
-Masturbation breaks
-Surf porn at work breaks
-Dave has to milk a bull
-a snack machine with free snacks
-masturbation breaks


HEY HEY RAISE OUR PAY - DAVE DAVE LET US MASTURBATE! - NOW GATHER ROUND CHILDREN AND HEAR A TALE OF CHAZWOZ AND A DEVIL NAMED SHANNOW- SO WE'LL MARCH DAY AND NIGHT BY THE GLOW OF THE MONITOR - THEy HAVE THE SOURCE CODE BUT WE HAVE THE ...UM...UM... HEY HEY RAISE OUR PAY.

 

[@Li3n]

We're going on strike.

So when do we bury Chaz under a gridiron field!? After we get the masturbation breaks, right?

 

[Shannow]

We're going on strike.

WE SHAL OOOOOOVVVEEEERRRRCOOOOOOOOMEEE!!!

 

[Rob King]

We're going on strike.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

 

[Philosopher B.]

We're going on strike.

I have a confession to make. I have already secretly been whacking off on Halforum company time.

 

[Dave]

We're going on strike.

*pfft* Why do you think I keep the door to my office closed so much? You guys thought I was working?

 

[Shannow]

We're going on strike.

I demand time for my ragebate sessions! PAID TIME!

 

[Rob King]

We're going on strike.

Point of interest: I think Shannow's Ragerbate sessions might make for an excellent alternative energy source, if we can somehow tap into it. An excellent opportunity for the company to go green.

 

[Shannow]

We're going on strike.

Also, excellent source of protien for the caffeteria. Cut costs, and more benefits for the employees!