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I express myself the way I want to, just like every any other citizen in the fucking United States of America.

Quiet, you.

ThatGrinningIdiot! said:

Quiet, you.

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Alright, broski

Oh the sting of irony! I feel thee!

I'm bored...

And yeah Amy, that badge no longer applies to you.

You're cool bro.

Wait, what's wrong with ginger?

Also, Filming Yourself 101: Don't put the camera so bloody close. I don't want to see your pores

That video is AWESOME!

Have you seen the one's where South Park makes fun of him?

Chazwozel said:

Have you seen the one's where South Park makes fun of him?

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I know SP did the ginger episode. I take it that this is different?

Oh shit. Chaz is back.

Sit tight, folks. I've got some hatches to batton down.

I have now seen them. Thank you, YouTube.

ThatNickGuy said:

Oh shit. Chaz is back.

Sit tight, folks. I've got some hatches to batton down.

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Don't worry, Chaz is going into retirement.

Hello? Casting? We've found him!

All the ginger hating

well... gingers you know...

makare said:

well... gingers you know...

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Yeah, I know ... gingers are great ...



The world needs more redheads.

Take some pity on them, tho.

So...is Chaz gone? Sucks if he is, enjoyed his ascerbic presence. Someone will have to take up his Flame-berge.

boosh.

Whenever a Chaz leaves the forum, two more will take his place.

Nah, I'm getting too old to agitate.

...who could of guessed that Mel Gibson would end up bat-shit crazy...

(obvious all along.)

This thread just went Lethal.

Chaz deleted his account and is still around as himself and not the Chaz personae.

Redheads ew.

makare said:

Redheads ew.

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I need to find a personal trait of yours to ew about

Adammon said:

I need to find a personal trait of yours to ew about

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I understand.

Hair color doesn't have any kind of influence on personality or intelligence. It's just hair color.

That's something a REDHEAD would say!

makare said:

Hair color doesn't have any kind of influence on personality or intelligence. It's just hair color.

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It's not the cause, it's the flag.

Adammon said:

I need to find a personal trait of yours to ew about

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She has at least ten you can use. ready to go.

GasBandit said:

It's not the cause, it's the flag.

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The assumption of tempermentalism in redheads is what drives a lot of their attitude. I know that I'm assumed to have a fairly volatile temper which in any other person would be considered fairly low key. But because I'm ginger, if I do lose my temper, it's "Watch out, he's a redhead."

Most of the gingers I know are pretty calm and collected people, except one. She's crazy and I adore her. Hehe.

Adammon said:

The assumption of tempermentalism in redheads is what drives a lot of their attitude. I know that I'm assumed to have a fairly volatile temper which in any other person would be considered fairly low key. But because I'm ginger, if I do lose my temper, it's "Watch out, he's a redhead."

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well actually around here it's "Is the crazy white guy with the diseased face marks."

Freckles suck.

Yes

Well, actually, I guess excessive freckles suck:

This is okay:


This is not:

It's like her body is having a tanning civil war. Its awesome. I actually think that's kinda hawt. But that's not a guy.

hmm mine dont look like either of those.

thank god not that second one.

Yeah, Lindsey Lohan is a total beast. -roll eyes-

I don't think you're looking at her freckles:



Btw: hotfreckles.net.

Adammon said:

The assumption of tempermentalism in redheads is what drives a lot of their attitude. I know that I'm assumed to have a fairly volatile temper which in any other person would be considered fairly low key. But because I'm ginger, if I do lose my temper, it's "Watch out, he's a redhead."

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Well, to be fair (and unfair) a lot of the rules about redheads only apply to the females.

Like the whole witch thing?

GasBandit said:

Well, to be fair (and unfair) a lot of the rules about redheads only apply to the females.

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The temper thing I thought was universal.

All I can say is that all the stereotypes but one that I've heard, pretty much all came with the disclaimer "but only the chicks."

Naturally, that one that didn't have that disclaimer was "have no souls."

What the figgidy-fuck, are we all up ins here propagatin' the freckles-ain't-rad lie. GAT-damn. Freckles are like a disarming smile, motherjumpers. It's a feature, not a bug. Rugged motes of beauty, like stardust in the night.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Adammon said:

Sexay pics

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Be still my heart.

Sorry man, some freckles just go too far.

She looks like a spotted leopard! And freckles don't age gracefully.

better freckles:

I work with a girl that's a dead ringer for Miss lilly too.

Splashes like paint
Skin freckled dark
Lookin' away = pain
Shit yo, hark

Motes like stardust
Floatin' through the night
Gotta big hard-on an'
My pants gettin' tight

Them's love specks, baby
Perfect imperfection
I love a freckled lady
With her freckly-ass complexion

That ain't dirt on her nose
But it's just as cute
She hot like my flow
'Cause she such a beaut

I love any kinda girl
But let's be real
Got my emotions inna whirl
For that freckly appeal

It's like a charmin' smile
Just makes you feel warm
When she looks you in the eye
You melt at the sight-a that swarm

An army of freckles
Will invade yo' pants
Fuck all you hecklers
Y'all are like France

Ain't no way you can resist
No matter what you say
Freckles be hot on a miss
Get you hot in the hay

Fuck yeah! Freckles. Sprinkles of love. Like the motes of God's eye from Heaven above!
Get hip to that shit, you bad mama jamma, freckles look best on a chick in pajamas

Don't build walls makare, Gingers are awesome.

Wait, Chaz erased his account? Oh hell no, no Chaz in this places means NO MEX EITHER!

*finishes reading*

Ohhhh.... what's his new account then?

I'm glad I have acceptable freckles if I have to have the at all I guess.

Adammon said:

Sorry man, some freckles just go too far.
She looks like a spotted leopard!

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I disagree, I think she looks great.

HCGLNS said:

Don't build walls makare, Gingers are awesome.

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Dude? wtf? I don't want to see that shit.

I don't think I even get what that shit is exactly...

It's a wall:

Calleja said:

I don't think I even get what that shit is exactly...

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I believe that's a dog sticking his head through a hole in a wall.

Why is that shit someone would not want to see, then? That's what I thought it was too, but the red splashes worried me

Because the dog was stuck and couldn't get out.

...but the photographer let him out, right?

It was in the news yesterday, it's a dog who stuck his head through a hole in a cinderblock wall and got STUCK. The red splotches are probably blood from it trying to get free. Firefighters came and, over the course of a few hours, managed to free him. So, happy ending.

Animal control came along to help him and the dog ended up alright.

Sauce.
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Dammit Gas.

Oh thank god, I was beginning to get worried it was one of those sick things like that bastard who starved a bound dog as "art".

Ok, that's what I thought too. I thought it was some sick animal abuse thing.

It's still sad. That's why I didn't say anything.

Why is it still sad after the happy ending? If you got your head stuck in a wall and then got free you wouldn't get all sad by remembering those stuck minutes, would you?

The dog won't be traumatized, he's ok.. probably never gonna stick his head in a hole again... but then again, maybe he would. Dogs are goofy like that.

Calleja said:

Wait, Chaz erased his account? Oh hell no, no Chaz in this places means NO MEX EITHER!

*finishes reading*

Ohhhh.... what's his new account then?

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Chaz was just one of JCM's alts anyway.

Calleja said:

Why is it still sad after the happy ending? If you got your head stuck in a wall and then got free you wouldn't get all sad by remembering those stuck minutes, would you?

The dog won't be traumatized, he's ok.. probably never gonna stick his head in a hole again... but then again, maybe he would. Dogs are goofy like that.

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If I injured myself and was all cut up yeah I probably would be sad about it. And regardless of the ending a bloodied up dog is still sad.

Something about seeing a hurt dog always touches a nerve for me.

Geez.



See, he was fine afterwards!

They need to get that dog a pet peek.

makare said:

And regardless of the ending a bloodied up dog is still sad.

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I'm pretty sure that's not blood on the wall. I've seen similar red glops on concrete, and I think it's some sort of caulking agent. Either that it's red paint splatter from the pipe that used to go through that hole.

It looks like he has blood on his eye.

He looks pretty unharmed inthe "after" picture, maybe some of the caulking agent got smeared on his eyebrow as he pushed his head through.

Yeah, plus it's a really weird splattering pattern for tearing skin by trying to wiggle away. As in... Dexter would tell us that's not it in 3.5 seconds.

So... on a lighter note. My dog tried to eat a broken light bulb on the sidewalk once. I had to pull and tug at his leash to keep him from eating a goddamn broken lightbulb. You'd think it was made of sausage the way he was going for it. Dogs are dumb like that.

Two of mine have been making me nuts all day. When I was trying to hook up the new printer they were pestering me and pestering me so I'd shout at them "go sit on the damn couch!" so they would run over to the couch touch it with their noses and come back.

Yes well done you found the couch. NOW SIT ON IT!

I love dogs.

Since we got Abbey, I kind dig cats too, which is weird as I always hated them. This one, though, has me wrapped around her claw. She's literally under my bed covers with me right now, and I have to pee but I don't want to move and wake her ¬¬

Calleja, please don't pee on your cat.

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY PETS!

Great, your cat is going to turn into a lesbian.

I have four bigs dogs and three cats. Our house gives new meaning to Fur-niture.

Krisken said:

Great, your cat is going to turn into a lesbian.

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No, I'm gonna put a stop to that by setting her up with a feline transvestite

Good man.

It's hard to resist lady/boys

With jasmine-scented anuses.

Ah Jasmine.

Baerdog said:

With jasmine-scented anuses.

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You know, if you squint a little ...

I can hardly imagine anyone with one of that bright white a color. Not even porn stars who bleach their starfish. Not even Stoya.

Oh, I though it was a dead dog's head stuck to a wall or something. It is the internet, after all.

GasBandit said:

I can hardly imagine anyone with one of that bright white a color. Not even porn stars who bleach their starfish. Not even Stoya.

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Yeah, but I don't think it's a stretch to say that, topographically, it's suggestive of the dark star.

From a dog stuck to a hole in the wall to bleached-white rectal openings.

God I love the forums

Quick, someone ask me my opinion on freckles.

Do you like freckles on dogs that are stuck in walls that eventually escape and become the feel good story of the holidays?

I think it's swell for the dog, bitches love freckles.

Attention duelists!

its time to da da duel?

I think the freckled girls posted are god damn hot.

David said:

I think the freckled girls posted are god damn hot.

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Broski?