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#1

strawman

strawman

Avatar week. Black and white macabre comedy. As usual follow all other avatar rules (PG13, etc).

-Adam

Because we all want to be like frau wildsoul.


#2

Ross

Ross

done and done.

EDIT:

First. :)


#3

Cat

Cat

ok


#4

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Since Wild Soul and Steiny have such good taste in movies, I decided to join them!


#5

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I'll just go with Black and White Macabre.


#6



Andromache

um.


#7

figmentPez

figmentPez

Black and white macabre comedy.
Are you sure you haven't picked too narrow of a category?


#8

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I think Black and White Macabre is good enough.


#9

strawman

strawman

Black and white macabre comedy.
Are you sure you haven't picked too narrow of a category?[/QUOTE]

Nope. Keep in mind that a ton of old black and white horror films are hilarious viewed now.

-Adam


#10

Adam

Adammon

Eeeew, I love it.


#11



SeraRelm

k


#12

figmentPez

figmentPez

Ah, I did manage to find something after all.

EDIT:
I can't decide, the totally black and white version, or the just the cropped original?



#13



Yoink

oki


#14

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Amidoinitrite


#15

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

Very well.


#16



SeraRelm

Very well.
"N is for Neville who died of ennui."


#17

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Very well.
We have a winner. No question.


#18



JCM

Here I was thinking "hey, since I didnt change my zombie avatar I'll jus-... %%^^ black and white.....

Oh well... at least it made me run photoshop the first time in 2 years.


#19

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

We have a winner. No question.
Thanks. I think it looks kind of like me adminning the forum.


#20

phil

phil

Avatar week. Black and white macabre [STRIKE]comedy[/STRIKE]. As usual follow all other avatar rules (PG13, etc).

-Adam

Because we all want to be like frau wildsoul.

One googleing of the word Macabre later...


#21

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

We have a winner. No question.
Thanks. I think it looks kind of like me adminning the forum.[/QUOTE]

Exactly my thought when I saw it too. :rofl:


#22

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

How's this?


#23

Krisken

Krisken

Wait, I really don't need to change for this, do I?


#24

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I always loved these dancing skeletons!


#25

Fun Size

Fun Size

I'm in, although I protest another week of not knowng who anyone but Kriskin is.

That and Zen took the best Edward Gorey shot. :humph:


#26

Shawn

Shawn

Edward Gorey has so many great pieces though. How can you classify it as "The best?"


#27

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Edward Gorey has so many great pieces though. How can you classify it as "The best?"
He probably likes it more than the rest.


#28

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

That and Zen took the best Edward Gorey shot. :humph:
Addams is just as good for this though.


#29

@Li3n

@Li3n

And done...


#30



JCM

I'm in, although I protest another week of not knowng who anyone but Kriskin is.

That and Zen took the best Edward Gorey shot. :humph:
At least we know he's not Lupus.


#31



Pojodan

k


#32

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

And done...
Is that Arsenic & Old Lace?


#33

Shawn

Shawn

And done...
Is that Arsenic & Old Lace?[/QUOTE]
I'm going to say yes.


#34

@Li3n

@Li3n

And done...
Is that Arsenic & Old Lace?[/quote]
I'm going to say yes.[/quote]

Oh dear, you both look thirsty... care for some wine...


#35

Krisken

Krisken

I'm in, although I protest another week of not knowng who anyone but Kriskin is.

That and Zen took the best Edward Gorey shot. :humph:
I'm oddly comfortable with it.


#36

Shawn

Shawn

And done...
Is that Arsenic & Old Lace?[/quote]
I'm going to say yes.[/quote]

Oh dear, you both look thirsty... care for some wine...[/QUOTE]
Why yes thank you. How could I refuse such kindly looking aunties?

That reminds me though. I should switch to a Peter Lorre pic.


#37



Cuyval Dar

I think this suits my personality better than any old movie.


#38

Shannow

Shannow

Ill change it throughout, but fisrt up...Zombie Spiderman in black and white!


#39

Dave

Dave

I'm in.


#40



Andromache

indeed.


#41



jasonisgreat

October is the best month.


#42

Shakey

Shakey

YAY!


#43

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Very very nice Shakey! :uhhuh:


#44

Gusto

Gusto

How's about this.


#45



SeraRelm

No one got the Chick Tract one sooooo...


#46

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

How's about this.
:D-:thumbsup:

This thread is really quite spectacular.


#47



Laurelai

Plan 9 *had* to be better than Plan 8........


#48

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Plan 9 *had* to be better than Plan 8........
:love:


#49

Shawn

Shawn

Plan 9 *had* to be better than Plan 8........
*Checks watch*
They should be on plan 612 by now.

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I'd say this would make a great avatar for someone having difficulty choosing.


#50



Laurelai

Plan 9 *had* to be better than Plan 8........
*Checks watch*
They should be on plan 612 by now.

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I'd say this would make a great avatar for someone having difficulty choosing.[/QUOTE]

mebbe we'll finally get off this smurfing planet then!!!!!


#51



SeraRelm

I'm surprised no one's nabbed Tetsuo: The Ironman or anything from David Lynch's collection yet.


#52

bhamv3

bhamv3

Black and white, check.

Comedy, check.

Macabre, sort of check.


#53

Hylian

Hylian

I changed the color of mine to match yours but I didn't feel like actually changing my avatar itself. I may fall to the pressure and do it later on though.


#54

HowDroll

HowDroll

I'z nekkid.


#55

Shawn

Shawn



#56

Dave

Dave

I'z nekkid.
And you can STILL see less than your actual avatar. ;)


#57

HowDroll

HowDroll

I'z nekkid.
And you can STILL see less than your actual avatar. ;)[/QUOTE]

Everything I say is far funnier if you read it as coming from the picture of Faye Dunaway!


#58

@Li3n

@Li3n

And done...
Is that Arsenic & Old Lace?[/quote]
I'm going to say yes.[/quote]

Oh dear, you both look thirsty... care for some wine...[/quote]
Why yes thank you. How could I refuse such kindly looking aunties?
[/QUOTE]


Look at that, another plague victim... the Panama canal is getting kinda full...


#59

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Not sure if this counts.


#60

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

:confused:

Meh. Death is as macabre as I can get.


#61

fade

fade

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid!


#62

Dave

Dave

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid!
*woman wakes up with Steve Martin playing with her breasts*

"What are you doing?!?"
"Adjusting your breasts. You fainted and they... shifted all out of whack."
"Oh. Thanks."
"You're welcome."

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More "Dead Men..." fun.

I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits.


#63



Andromache

:confused:

Meh. Death is as macabre as I can get.
haha I like mine better. Old school ftw.


#64



Qonas

Done and done.


#65



SeraRelm

I keep reading "Avatar Week: The Homewrecking" out of the corner of my eye when I spot this thread title.


#66

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Done. 5 Internets awarded to anyone who knows where it is from. :)


#67



Chazwozel

Done. 5 Internets awarded to anyone who knows where it is from. :)
Some gay porno movie?


#68

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Done. 5 Internets awarded to anyone who knows where it is from. :)
Some gay porno movie?[/QUOTE]


Why is that always the first place you go? No, not this time.


#69

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Is that Tony Danza letting Judith Light know "Who's the Boss"?


#70



Biardo

I'm in to


#71



SeraRelm

It's the alternate ending to Clerks. Smith originally planned to have Dante get shot and killed.


#72

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

It's the alternate ending to Clerks. Smith originally planned to have Dante get shot and killed.
Your awesomeness exceeds my expectations!


#73



Kitty Sinatra

I'm in.


#74



SeraRelm

*shrugs*


#75

Espy

Espy

What? A smoking baby with the world on his shoulders isn't creepy enough?


#76

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

You would be amazed how many people refused to beleive there was an alternate ending (and how hard it was to prove before the days of Youtube).


#77



Chazwozel

You would be amazed how many people refused to beleive there was an alternate ending (and how hard it was to prove before the days of Youtube).[/QUOTE]

So it was gay porn! "Dante and Randal were one dick away from being gay", Kevin Smith.


#78



Lally

yay for avatar weeks :)


#79



Kitty Sinatra

I'm back out. Look at me, I'm a rebel :zoid:


#80

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I'm back out. Look at me, I'm a rebel :zoid:
:rolleyes:


#81

Krisken

Krisken

What? A smoking baby with the world on his shoulders isn't creepy enough?
You and me buddy, participating by accident.


#82



Kitty Sinatra

wait, am I not using Dr Zoidberg right? I mean, he's supposed to indicate an obvious, not entirely intelligent comment, right? Cause if so, your eyeroll is rather redundant, babe.


#83

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

wait, am I not using Dr Zoidberg right? I mean, he's supposed to indicate an obvious, not entirely intelligent comment, right? Cause if so, your eyeroll is rather redundant, babe.
:eyeroll:


#84



Kitty Sinatra

Now it's repetitive :zoid:


#85

Dave

Dave

I'm back out.
Grue is gay. He's now admitted it freely.


#86

Green_Lantern

Green_Lantern

So, I hope I got this right. :D


#87

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I'm back out.
Grue is gay. He's now admitted it freely.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, he was about as in the closet as Clay Aiken.


#88



Kitty Sinatra

I'm back out.
Grue is gay. He's now admitted it freely.[/QUOTE]

Hey Dave. How you doin? :unibrow:


#89

Bellygrub

Bellygrub

I shall play with the cartoon version of one of the greats!


#90



SeraRelm

Dave for the kill!


#91

Dave

Dave

I'm back out.
Grue is gay. He's now admitted it freely.[/quote]

Hey Dave. How you doin? :unibrow:[/QUOTE]

Great man! Thanks for asking. But why are you so friendly all th....WAITAMINUTE!:boxing:


#92

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Chaz obviously has the best avatar so far.


#93



Kitty Sinatra

:yield:

I'm yours.


#94

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Chaz obviously has the best avatar so far.
I agree. I LOL'd when I realized what I was looking at.


#95

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Count me IN :Leyla:


#96

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

So, I hope I got this right. :D
As long as you explain what's macarbe about it. :retard:


#97

Green_Lantern

Green_Lantern

So, I hope I got this right. :D
As long as you explain what's macarbe about it. :retard:[/QUOTE]

Wait, they are suppose to be macabre? I saw yours and thougth that it was about vintage pictures that we liked ;)


#98

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Wait, they are suppose to be macabre? I saw yours and thougth that it was about vintage pictures that we liked ;)
:blue:


#99

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

Wait, they are suppose to be macabre? I saw yours and thougth that it was about vintage pictures that we liked ;)
You could, ya know, read the thread. Or even the title.


#100

fade

fade

You would be amazed how many people refused to beleive there was an alternate ending (and how hard it was to prove before the days of Youtube).[/QUOTE]

Huh. While that would've been in keeping with the grittiness of the movie, it would've felt out of place with the lightheartedness. It would've left that weird philosophical floaty feeling, since the kinds of people who watch Clerks tend to identify with Randall and Dante. That could've been good. Tough to say.


#101

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

You would be amazed how many people refused to beleive there was an alternate ending (and how hard it was to prove before the days of Youtube).[/QUOTE]

Huh. While that would've been in keeping with the grittiness of the movie, it would've felt out of place with the lightheartedness. It would've left that weird philosophical floaty feeling, since the kinds of people who watch Clerks tend to identify with Randall and Dante. That could've been good. Tough to say.[/QUOTE]

I think he dropped it because of just that. It felt too dark and depressing for a guy who had really been shit on the entire movie.


#102



SeraRelm

He changed it because they talked him out of it. Only reason.


#103

Bubble181

Bubble181

Uhh...it's blck and white. Otherwise, all the good ones are taken. Yeah, not comedy, at all, and macabre...Well, somewhat, I'd have to say.


#104

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Yoink!

No turtles starring in macabre comedy movies.


#105

fade

fade

I always forget that the Joker was more or less lifted straight from that movie. Physically anyway.


#106

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

eh, okay.


#107

General Specific

General Specific

Alright, I'm in, too


#108



Twitch

I love these avatar weeks so much.


#109

Krisken

Krisken

I love these avatar weeks so much.
Me too, but we should make it once a month and set date each month kind of thing. Like the first week each month starting with Sunday, as suggestion.


#110

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Oh, it's supposed to be from a MOVIE?

Hold on...

There, does that work?


#111

Adam

Adammon

Oh, it's supposed to be from a MOVIE?

Hold on...

There, does that work?
That's terrifying


#112

Green_Lantern

Green_Lantern

Do they need to be black and white or just old?


#113

Fun Size

Fun Size

Do they need to be black and white or just old?
Sounds like someone's on the planning committee for the Geriatric Strippers convention.


#114

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

I always forget that the Joker was more or less lifted straight from that movie. Physically anyway.
I confess, I haven't actually seen it. I've read about it, and read a summary, but not the actual movie.


#115

Green_Lantern

Green_Lantern

I always forget that the Joker was more or less lifted straight from that movie. Physically anyway.
I confess, I haven't actually seen it. I've read about it, and read a summary, but not the actual movie.[/QUOTE]

What movie?


#116

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I always forget that the Joker was more or less lifted straight from that movie. Physically anyway.
I confess, I haven't actually seen it. I've read about it, and read a summary, but not the actual movie.[/QUOTE]

What movie?[/QUOTE]

The Man Who Laughed, Starring Conrad Viedt. based on the novel by Victor Hugo


#117

Piotyr

Piotyr

Ok, I can play along with this one.


#118

Jake

Jake

Too soon?


#119

General Specific

General Specific

:flee:


#120

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Not soon enough.


#121

Green_Lantern

Green_Lantern

Do they need to be black and white or just old?
Sounds like someone's on the planning committee for the Geriatric Strippers convention.[/QUOTE]

what the hell???

edit: Oops >.<, I noticed at the moment I posted that you meant strippers, I actually quick-read "stripes" in the first reading. Sorry =P


#122



LordRavage

I have been doing it before it was cool. ;)


#123

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

I have been doing it before it was cool. ;)
Who said it was cool?


#124



LordRavage

I have been doing it before it was cool. ;)
Who said it was cool?[/QUOTE]


Zen....Dont make me hug you. :D


#125

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Sure, why not!


#126



Chibibar

I want an icon!! but I suck at making them (my wife doesn't feel like making me one) I set up a chibi-contest, is it bad to change the rules? (something that is not B&W of my current icon Sorry AshX)

http://www.halforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9669


#127

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

I want an icon!! but I suck at making them (my wife doesn't feel like making me one) I set up a chibi-contest, is it bad to change the rules? (something that is not B&W of my current icon Sorry AshX)

http://www.halforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9669


#128

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Ok, beware my creepy cheesy goodness! OOOOoooooooooo!


#129



BErt

If it is halloween related, I must participate...


#130

Rob King

Rob King

So ... since my other avatar is B&W already, should I just switch to that? I'm not really up on black and white macabre comedy ... and a few people are only sort of half doing it.

EDIT: Waitaminute, I think I might have a terrible idea!

EDIT2: Excellent. From now on, you may refer to me as Alan Alda.


#131

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Oh good, an avatar week. Now I don't have to think for myself on what to do.


#132

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Oh, it's supposed to be from a MOVIE?

Hold on...

There, does that work?
That's terrifying[/QUOTE]

Says the guy with a razor blade and an eyeball.

Um, I mean... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!

*eats Chaz's face*


#133

drifter

drifter

<-- Too much?


#134

LittleSin

LittleSin

Too obscure?



#135



JCM

<-- Too much?
Lesbian pig?


#136

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

<-- Too much?
OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!


#137

Shakey

Shakey

<-- Too much?
I love it.:madgrin:


#138

Cajungal

Cajungal

Yay I found a real one. ^_^ I think I still have this movie on tape from when it came on PBS a few years back.


#139

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

This is the time of the year I miss the Saturday night horror hosts on local TV. Bill Cardille, aka Chilly Billy, was a favorite around here on channel 11. The rest of you might have seen him doing a news spot for then-WIIC in the original Night of the Living Dead.


#140

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Yay I found a real one. ^_^ I think I still have this movie on tape from when it came on PBS a few years back.
Approve! :D-:thumbsup:


#141



SeraRelm

DA, that reminds me of Peter Vincent from Fright Night.

Speaking of which, Roddy McDowall was in some pretty badmovies (guy who played Peter Vincent). I'm sure someone could use one of his shots in an avatar.

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Yep!


#142

Bonhomme Richard

Bonhomme Richard

Ah Fright Night. Great movie.


#143

fade

fade

Wolfman's got narts?


#144



SeraRelm

The term was "nards". Likely taken from"nads", a shortened term for "gonads".

This fun fact was brought to you by the Fun Fact Thread Committee.


#145

Bellygrub

Bellygrub

The term was "nards". Likely taken from"nads", a shortened term for "gonads".

This fun fact was brought to you by the Fun Fact Thread Committee.
:plane:---Fun fact! In suburbian New Jersey in the early 80's we ran around threatening to kick eat other in the gonards.


#146



ThatNickGuy

A pic from 2005, but it works!


#147

fade

fade

The term was "nards". Likely taken from"nads", a shortened term for "gonads".

This fun fact was brought to you by the Fun Fact Thread Committee.
Really? I must've seen that move 20 times when I was a kid, and I could've sworn like they said narts with a "t". Neither one makes sense. They're both pretty far from nads, and I never heard either before or after that movie.


#148

Bonhomme Richard

Bonhomme Richard

Definitely nards.



#150

ElJuski

ElJuski

Anybody got a good avatar change suggestion for me? I lack Photoshop skills or time, really.

*sad puppy dog face*


#151

Fun Size

Fun Size

Anybody got a good avatar change suggestion for me? I lack Photoshop skills or time, really.

*sad puppy dog face*


#152

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

This is why we keep you around, Fun Size.


#153

ElJuski

ElJuski

FUCK YESS


#154

Fun Size

Fun Size

I knows the Juski. It was either that or this:




#155

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

I just turned my normal image black and white. Good enough.


#156



Andromache

I just turned my normal image black and white. Good enough.
enh.


#157



Mr_Chaz


...Sis?


#158

fade

fade

Everything I said should've been prefaced with "I believe you but..."

In my defense, we had a crappy tv that only got VHF (which was like 2 channels), and the reception was terrible. And that's the honest truth. Most of my 80s pop culture knowledge surprisingly comes from the 90s because of that.


#159



Dusty668

I wanna be a cowboy....


#160

ElJuski

ElJuski

I knows the Juski. It was either that or this:


My tattoo! :3

/shameless about his vonnegut tat


#161



Le Quack

Took me awhile to find a evil duck picture.


#162



Roxxoredizorz

It was scary at the time.


#163

ScytheRexx

ScytheRexx

I went the BW route, weeeee! :cool:


#164



Le Quack

I found a scarier pic.

The dinner birds from eraserhead.


#165



JCM

Err... may I ask you all who are wiser in the ways of the new forum, how does one go about uploading a gif image, and have the animation function?

The last two gif avatars I uploaded simply didnt animate.

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It was scary at the time.
That it was, and when one studies the social and political commentary of the original, it still is.


#166



JCM

Err... may I ask you all who are wiser in the ways of the new forum, how does one go about uploading a gif image, and have the animation function?

The last two gif avatars I uploaded simply didnt animate.
Mine have always worked fine. You sure you're doing it right?[/QUOTE]I tested out this image


First uploading it from the original link, then from my pc itself. Then using imageshack I made it smaller, but still no go.


#167



JCM

Code:
http://i20.tinypic.com/2mhidxc.jpg
try renaming it to .gif lol

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It was scary at the time.
That it was, and when one studies the social and political commentary of the original, it still is.
Haven't seen the new one, not really planning on it either, I heard they kinda screwed up the whole point of the movie. But the old one? Awesome, a true classic![/QUOTE]Renamed it, it was a no-go.

Anyway, zombie JCM attacking someone it will be for now, on the remake, its worth it if you watch it in Blue-Ray for the SFX and rather creative alien doomsday.

It wasnt a bad movie, it was an okay movie with Keanu Reeve's best lifeless performance (best casting of Reeves ever) with the name of one of the greatest sci-fi movies.


#168

strawman

strawman

Code:
http://i20.tinypic.com/2mhidxc.jpg
try renaming it to .gif lol

---------- Post added at 06:23 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:21 AM ----------

It was scary at the time.
That it was, and when one studies the social and political commentary of the original, it still is.
Haven't seen the new one, not really planning on it either, I heard they kinda screwed up the whole point of the movie. But the old one? Awesome, a true classic![/quote]Renamed it, it was a no-go.

Anyway, zombie JCM attacking someone it will be for now, on the remake, its worth it if you watch it in Blue-Ray for the SFX and rather creative alien doomsday.

It wasnt a bad movie, it was an okay movie with Keanu Reeve's best lifeless performance (best casting of Reeves ever) with the name of one of the greatest sci-fi movies.[/QUOTE]

Make sure you're updating your avatar and not your user profile picture. They are two different images. I had a wonderful time learning about that bit of vbulliten weirdness changing to igor...

-Adam


#169



SeraRelm

Make sure it's 150x150 or the resizing will break it.


#170

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I found a scarier pic.

The dinner birds from eraserhead.
AWESOME.


#171

ElJuski

ElJuski

I always wanted to see both versions, actually. Keanu Reeves seems perfectly cast as a deadpan, practically monotone alien. But that's just from what I gleamed off of the trailer, and what little I know about the plot.

Also, I'm a fickle mistress. Had to go beyond Achewood :)


#172

General Specific

General Specific

Chose a new one, for a couple of days at least. :D


#173

Gusto

Gusto

I always wanted to see both versions, actually. Keanu Reeves seems perfectly cast as a deadpan, practically monotone alien. But that's just from what I gleamed off of the trailer, and what little I know about the plot.

Also, I'm a fickle mistress. Had to go beyond Achewood :)
Achewood's got plenty of black and white macabre. Just look to the Philippe Murder arc.

Or just take the Death Sound panel.


#174



JCM

I always wanted to see both versions, actually. Keanu Reeves seems perfectly cast as a deadpan, practically monotone alien. But that's just from what I gleamed off of the trailer, and what little I know about the plot.

Also, I'm a fickle mistress. Had to go beyond Achewood :)
Exactly the reason why I say its his best performance.

The only other expressionless choice would´ve been Nicholas Cage, but then he´d have a flashlight.


#175



SeraRelm

The remake made me sad...
"lawls u r teh litering, we kil u nao!"


#176

Rob King

Rob King

How did I miss this commentary on The Day the Earth Stood Still? One of my favorite movies!

The new one would be a decent movie on it's own. But as a remake it sucked le balls. Keanu could have been great as Klaatu, except you really didn't see the development, or his fascination with earth people that came out in the original.

New Gort was lame, too.

Maybe I'm just sick of this environmental message bullcrap that gets shoehorned into every last movie these days, but the two movies are a great case study about how the 'boogymen' of various generations affect film.

The boogyman used to be nukes, and nuclear war. Nowadays it's the destruction of the planet by our own hands.


#177



Roxxoredizorz

To be honest, I hated the old one. It was a waste of time for him to come to earth, warn us, and then leave. I don't know if I was missing anything for my ending, but I thought it was terrible.

I never even saw the new one.


#178

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

How did I miss this commentary on The Day the Earth Stood Still? One of my favorite movies!

The new one would be a decent movie on it's own. But as a remake it sucked le balls. Keanu could have been great as Klaatu, except you really didn't see the development, or his fascination with earth people that came out in the original.
Oh, I dunno. I think Keanu Reeves was the perfect choice to play an emotionless, expressionless alien stuffed into a human meatpuppet. At least you didn't have to play the Keanu Reeves Guess My Emotion game like every other film he's done since Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure:


Keanu Reeves feeling a sense of deep patriotism and national pride.


Keanu Reeves stricken with sanity-destroying horror.


Keanu Reeves haunted by the deeds of the past.


Keanu Reeves experiencing a mind-blowing orgasm.

New Gort was lame, too.

Maybe I'm just sick of this environmental message bullcrap that gets shoehorned into every last movie these days, but the two movies are a great case study about how the 'boogymen' of various generations affect film.

The boogyman used to be nukes, and nuclear war. Nowadays it's the destruction of the planet by our own hands.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't nuclear war also qualify as "destruction of the planet by our own hands" - especially considering the amount of nukes around?

But I have to agree, the movie was painful. 'Cept when John Cleese showed up.


#179

Rob King

Rob King

How did I miss this commentary on The Day the Earth Stood Still? One of my favorite movies!

The new one would be a decent movie on it's own. But as a remake it sucked le balls. Keanu could have been great as Klaatu, except you really didn't see the development, or his fascination with earth people that came out in the original.
Oh, I dunno. I think Keanu Reeves was the perfect choice to play an emotionless, expressionless alien stuffed into a human meatpuppet. At least you didn't have to play the Keanu Reeves Guess My Emotion game like every other film he's done since Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: [/quote]

But that's not how Klaatu is supposed to be. He's supposed to be a stranger, inexperienced and curious about human ways. Not ... well ...



New Gort was lame, too.

Maybe I'm just sick of this environmental message bullcrap that gets shoehorned into every last movie these days, but the two movies are a great case study about how the 'boogymen' of various generations affect film.

The boogyman used to be nukes, and nuclear war. Nowadays it's the destruction of the planet by our own hands.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't nuclear war also qualify as "destruction of the planet by our own hands" - especially considering the amount of nukes around?

But I have to agree, the movie was painful. 'Cept when John Cleese showed up.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I guess they're both 'destruction of the earth,' but they are distinctly different flavors of 'destruction of the earth.'


#180

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

New Gort was lame, too.

Maybe I'm just sick of this environmental message bullcrap that gets shoehorned into every last movie these days, but the two movies are a great case study about how the 'boogymen' of various generations affect film.

The boogyman used to be nukes, and nuclear war. Nowadays it's the destruction of the planet by our own hands.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't nuclear war also qualify as "destruction of the planet by our own hands" - especially considering the amount of nukes around?

But I have to agree, the movie was painful. 'Cept when John Cleese showed up.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I guess they're both 'destruction of the earth,' but they are distinctly different flavors of 'destruction of the earth.'[/QUOTE]


One is a gunshot in the eye. The other one is smoking for years.


#181

Cat

Cat

Now it's Halloween.


#182



JCM

To be honest, I hated the old one. It was a waste of time for him to come to earth, warn us, and then leave. I don't know if I was missing anything for my ending, but I thought it was terrible.

I never even saw the new one.
Well, he came here to destroy us, and changed his mind. It served to show how terrible we had become due to fear of ideaologies, but in the end, it also emphasized that we also have hope, in the alien deciding not to destroy us.


#183

Rob King

Rob King

Yeah, I guess they're both 'destruction of the earth,' but they are distinctly different flavors of 'destruction of the earth.'
One is a gunshot in the eye. The other one is smoking for years.[/QUOTE]

Which is which?

To be honest, I hated the old one. It was a waste of time for him to come to earth, warn us, and then leave. I don't know if I was missing anything for my ending, but I thought it was terrible.

I never even saw the new one.
Well, he came here to destroy us, and changed his mind. It served to show how terrible we had become due to fear of ideaologies, but in the end, it also emphasized that we also have hope, in the alien deciding not to destroy us.[/QUOTE]

Old one: Far away interstellar society has caught word that we are playing with nuclear bombs. They also know that we've been playing with rockets. If we manage to put nuclear bombs on the top of space-faring rockets, then there is a potential risk to them. They come to earth to warn us away from our path. The ultimatum is thus: live peacefully and discontinue your experimentation with such massive weapons, or we will take you out before you become a threat to us.

New one: Far away interstellar society has a hard on for habitable planets. They've been keeping an eye on earth for a nice while now, and have decided that the humans are a cancer to the planet. They send [STRIKE]Al Gore[/STRIKE] an envoy to destroy humanity after offering a token ultimatum: stop your destruction of the planet, or we will defend the planet from you.


#184

Vytamindi

Vytamindi



#185



JCM

Hmm, with Chawozel gone, it means Mr_Chaz is offically the only Chaz.


#186

bhamv3

bhamv3

"Keanu Reeves" and "mind-blowing orgasm" should never be in the same sentence. I now have a mental image I desperately, desperately want to remove.


#187

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

"Keanu Reeves" and "mind-blowing orgasm" should never be in the same sentence. I now have a mental image I desperately, desperately want to remove.
"I know cunnilingus."


#188

bhamv3

bhamv3

"Keanu Reeves" and "mind-blowing orgasm" should never be in the same sentence. I now have a mental image I desperately, desperately want to remove.
"I know cunnilingus."[/QUOTE]

*drills hole into skull*

*sticks funnel into hole*

*pours bleach into funnel*

*waits*

Ahhh... much better.


#189

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

"Keanu Reeves" and "mind-blowing orgasm" should never be in the same sentence. I now have a mental image I desperately, desperately want to remove.
"I know cunnilingus."[/QUOTE]

That's even funnier considering Morpheus' next line.

"Show me."


#190

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

"Keanu Reeves" and "mind-blowing orgasm" should never be in the same sentence. I now have a mental image I desperately, desperately want to remove.
"I know cunnilingus."[/quote]

That's even funnier considering Morpheus' next line.

"Show me."[/QUOTE]
:cool:


#191

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

That's even funnier considering Morpheus' next line.

"Show me."
"You think that's air you're breathing?" :slywink:


#192

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I think I'm going to keep this avatar till after Halloween and make this a "Avatar Month" instead of week. :uhhuh:


#193

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I think I'm going to keep this avatar till after Halloween and make this a "Avatar Month" instead of week. :uhhuh:
But Halloween is the end of the month. :(


#194

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

That's even funnier considering Morpheus' next line.

"Show me."
"You think that's air you're breathing?" :slywink:[/QUOTE]

"What are you waiting for? You're faster than this."


#195

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

That's even funnier considering Morpheus' next line.

"Show me."
"You think that's air you're breathing?" :slywink:[/QUOTE]

"What are you waiting for? You're faster than this."[/QUOTE]

"Stop trying to hit me, and hit me!" :rofl:


#196

Gusto

Gusto

That's even funnier considering Morpheus' next line.

"Show me."
"You think that's air you're breathing?" :slywink:[/QUOTE]

"What are you waiting for? You're faster than this."[/QUOTE]

"You've got to let it all go, Neo. Your thoughts, your fears, your inhibitions. Free your mind."


#197

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

That's even funnier considering Morpheus' next line.

"Show me."
"You think that's air you're breathing?" :slywink:[/QUOTE]

"What are you waiting for? You're faster than this."[/QUOTE]

"You've got to let it all go, Neo. Your thoughts, your fears, your inhibitions. Free your mind."[/QUOTE]

"Never send a human to do a machine's job." :twisted:


#198

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Yeah, I guess they're both 'destruction of the earth,' but they are distinctly different flavors of 'destruction of the earth.'
One is a gunshot in the eye. The other one is smoking for years.[/QUOTE]

Which is which?
[/QUOTE]

Atomic warfare and company are the first one. Polluting and friends is the second one.


#199

General Specific

General Specific

Oh, so all month now? Ok, then, another new one for me.


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