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#1

General Specific

General Specific

No, not the photoshop one, a new game.

The idea is this: one person posts a fictional band name, the next person posts that band's musical style and a canned biography, then a band name of their own for the next person to do the same.

Example:

Person A: Wired Banana

Person B: A psychedelic four piece who emerged from the wider scene around Jefferson Airplane in 1967. Though enormously talented, they never really made it because most of the time they were too stoned to hold their instruments the right way up.


So, first band name: Smooth Pickle


#2

Bubble181

Bubble181

So, first band name: Smooth Pickle
This retro-style Jazz quintet is very famous in North Dakota. Their refusal to fly a plane or publish any official albums has severely limited the public's knowledge of their qualities, though such greats as Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber and Robin Thicke claim to have been heavily influenced by their unique combination of hard bass beats and long, flowing melodies. The band has changed singer four times due to some unfortunate relationship drama between the first singer and the drummer's sister, the second singer and the saxophone player's brother, and the third singer and the bass flutist's daughter. The sound, however, has remained much the same; each of the singers has made a separate recording of the band's greatest hit, "The Specific Principle".

New band: Dark Dairy Farmers.


#3

GasBandit

GasBandit

This retro-style Jazz quintet is very famous in North Dakota. Their refusal to fly a plane or publish any official albums has severely limited the public's knowledge of their qualities, though such greats as Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber and Robin Thicke claim to have been heavily influenced by their unique combination of hard bass beats and long, flowing melodies. The band has changed singer four times due to some unfortunate relationship drama between the first singer and the drummer's sister, the second singer and the saxophone player's brother, and the third singer and the bass flutist's daughter. The sound, however, has remained much the same; each of the singers has made a separate recording of the band's greatest hit, "The Specific Principle".

New band: Dark Dairy Farmers.
An indie rock band from Los Angeles that never quite made it big on the music scene, but were briefly in the news once for a drug-fueled rampage by their lead guitarist through a Stuckey's that ended with two people injured and $25,000 in damages. Most of the other band members returned to private life afterwards, except the drummer who became a producer for other would-be indie band trying to get their start.

New band: Graven Image


#4

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

An indie rock band from Los Angeles that never quite made it big on the music scene, but were briefly in the news once for a drug-fueled rampage by their lead guitarist through a Stuckey's that ended with two people injured and $25,000 in damages. Most of the other band members returned to private life afterwards, except the drummer who became a producer for other would-be indie band trying to get their start.

New band: Graven Image
A hipster punk band that big around Mardi Gras time in New Orleans, but couldn't really get that cult following. They opened for a few other bands, but never really hit it big themselves.

New band:
Caution: Wet Floor


#5

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Caution: Wet Floor
Caution: Wet Floor are a Bon Jovi Mexican-polka cover-band from Laredo, TX. The members of C:WF met while working as sanitation engineers at Laredo Community College. The quartet has an extensive following in Mexico and Latin-America, where the band goes by the moniker: Cuidado: Piso Mojado.

New Band:
Shadynasty (pronounced Sha-dynasty)


#6

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

New Band:
Shadynasty (pronounced Sha-dynasty)
A pop rap artist who left the boy band, 4 Dimensions, for a solo career. While he had great success with his first hit, "Love in the Time of Shadynasty", his following single releases have been mediocre at best. His inability to remain faithful in relationships has earned him the nickname Shady Nasty in tabloids and on Tumblr. He is now negotiating a contract for a reality show on MTV.

New Band: Piccadilly Kicks


#7

Bubble181

Bubble181

New Band: Piccadilly Kicks
This Cockney folk-slash-punk band from New England tried to make London accents as sexy as Irish, and bring the English heritage to a modern audience. Sadly, they failed. Nowadays, three of the members still tour together as a cheap alternative to the Angry Worms. The drummer, who left after their first two albums flopped, has invented his own cocktail (the Piccadilly Kicker, a shot of vodka, a shot of tequila, a big helping of Tabasco and a wedge of lime) and is quite celebrated in the New York barista subculture.

New Band: Steam Powered Dildos.


#8

GasBandit

GasBandit

This Cockney folk-slash-punk band from New England tried to make London accents as sexy as Irish, and bring the English heritage to a modern audience. Sadly, they failed. Nowadays, three of the members still tour together as a cheap alternative to the Angry Worms. The drummer, who left after their first two albums flopped, has invented his own cocktail (the Piccadilly Kicker, a shot of vodka, a shot of tequila, a big helping of Tabasco and a wedge of lime) and is quite celebrated in the New York barista subculture.

New Band: Steam Powered Dildos.
A fictional hard rock band created for an HBO mini series that was nevertheless popular enough to sell two LPs that were entirely separate from the show's OST. The actual band's musicians are professionals rotated in and out as availability changes, but were portrayed on television by actors with no actual musical ability and all previous unknowns save for the lead singer played by Zac Efron.

New Band: Mistress Monarch


#9

General Specific

General Specific

Mistress Monarch
A little-known heavy metal singer from the 80's. She tried to start a feud with Lita Ford, but was roundly ignored. Covers of Dio songs were her mainstay as well as a few originals that most critics described as "overly flowery and confusing." She disappeared around 1988.


New Band: Electric Postman


#10

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

A fictional hard rock band created for an HBO mini series that was nevertheless popular enough to sell two LPs that were entirely separate from the show's OST. The actual band's musicians are professionals rotated in and out as availability changes, but were portrayed on television by actors with no actual musical ability and all previous unknowns save for the lead singer played by Zac Efron.

New Band: Mistress Monarch
Mistress Monarch is equally famous for their celtic folk music sung in a death-metal style, as well as their fairy-princess-meets-goth outfits. While one might think butterfly wings, leather bustiers, and thigh high platform heels would clash, lead singer Gossamer (real name Vanessa Klugman) manages to pull it off. Originally a garage band in Chubbuck, Idaho, the band has quite a large following on the renaissance festival circuit.

New Band: Restless Moai

Edit: damnit, I took too long typing ;) Ninja'd.


#11

Bubble181

Bubble181

New Band: Electric Postman
This hipster a Capella band, ironically named after "something modern we don't use" and "something old nobody uses", is best known for their traditional barber quartet style renditions of Skrillex songs. Their first album, Wireless Gasoline, sold 17 copies.[DOUBLEPOST=1452029961,1452029698][/DOUBLEPOST]
New Band: Restless Moai
Restless Moai is a hiphop collective from New Zealand. They dance the haka to the pounding beat, while chanting rhymes and busting raps about the trials and tribulations faced by the indigenous population, faced with white oppression. While only middling popular in their home region, they have an enormous ironic on-line following through 4chan/b/, who use their music as background for revenge porn compilations and truther videos.

New Band Name: Chicago Lovers


#12

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

This hipster a Capella band, ironically named after "something modern we don't use" and "something old nobody uses", is best known for their traditional barber quartet style renditions of Skrillex songs. Their first album, Wireless Gasoline, sold 17 copies.[DOUBLEPOST=1452029961,1452029698][/DOUBLEPOST]

Restless Moai is a hiphop collective from New Zealand. They dance the haka to the pounding beat, while chanting rhymes and busting raps about the trials and tribulations faced by the indigenous population, faced with white oppression. While only middling popular in their home region, they have an enormous ironic on-line following through 4chan/b/, who use their music as background for revenge porn compilations and truther videos.

New Band Name: Chicago Lovers
The ephemeral super-group the Chicago Lovers was formed in early 1945 by Duke Ellington, Thelonious Monk, Charlie Parker, Billie Holiday, and Peggy Lee. One cold February night in the downstairs Hot Cat Night Club, Monk and Parker were working through some music that would later be called Bebop. As the night went on, the patrons dispersed leaving the bartender and a handful of beatniks. The bartender, Jimmy Bernard, called his cousin Peggy Lee who was at another club with Duke Ellington and Billie Holiday. He informed the trio about the new sound that was coming from Parker and Monk. The trio joined the duo, and for one night the Chicago Lovers created sweet bebop jazz. The group never played as a group again.

New Band Name: The Ultimate Ullage


#13

Dave

Dave

The ephemeral super-group the Chicago Lovers was formed in early 1945 by Duke Ellington, Thelonious Monk, Charlie Parker, Billie Holiday, and Peggy Lee. One cold February night in the downstairs Hot Cat Night Club, Monk and Parker were working through some music that would later be called Bebop. As the night went on, the patrons dispersed leaving the bartender and a handful of beatniks. The bartender, Jimmy Bernard, called his cousin Peggy Lee who was at another club with Duke Ellington and Billie Holiday. He informed the trio about the new sound that was coming from Parker and Monk. The trio joined the duo, and for one night the Chicago Lovers created sweet bebop jazz. The group never played as a group again.

New Band Name: The Ultimate Ullage
Terry and Sharon Ullage - a brother and sister duo - put words to previously music-only Sousa marches and other marching-band style music. They were big in El Paso for a couple years, but disappeared when their other brother, Virgil, revealed that the two stole all of their ideas from the internet. The message forum the lyrics were stolen from, SousaSpeaks.net, unsuccessfully sued when the judge threw the case out of court for "wasting his time with this nonsense". They tried making a comeback years later under the name "SousUllagey" but nobody cared.

New Band Name: The Misanthropic Winos.


#14

Bubble181

Bubble181

The Misanthropic Winos is a large comedy/musical ensemble, dedicated to making spoofs of well-known musical numbers. Often considered too niche to be real celebrities, their hit single "the Hills are Alive, with the sound of Gunfire" proved that there is, in fact, a market in the musical hillbilly hick group. Sadly, their follow-up, "Don't cry for my aborted babies" was considered an affront by many, unfunny, and was just generally ill-received. They quickly faded into obscurity, though they still make songs and post them on their MySpace page.

New Band: Sarsaparilla & Drumsticks


#15

bhamv3

bhamv3

The Misanthropic Winos is a large comedy/musical ensemble, dedicated to making spoofs of well-known musical numbers. Often considered too niche to be real celebrities, their hit single "the Hills are Alive, with the sound of Gunfire" proved that there is, in fact, a market in the musical hillbilly hick group. Sadly, their follow-up, "Don't cry for my aborted babies" was considered an affront by many, unfunny, and was just generally ill-received. They quickly faded into obscurity, though they still make songs and post them on their MySpace page.

New Band: Sarsaparilla & Drumsticks
A trio of university students from South Korea, who uploaded a Youtube video of themselves sitting in their dorm room, drinking sarsaparilla while air-drumming Buddy Rich songs. Their obvious enjoyment of the drink and the music, as well as their infectious cackling laughter, made the video a viral hit within 48 hours. They were dubbed Sarsaparilla and Drumsticks on Reddit, and the nickname stuck.

The students in the video haven't offered any response regarding their sudden fame. As far as anyone knows, these guys don't even know they're famous in the west.

New band: Crystalline Auras


#16

Dave

Dave

A trio of university students from South Korea, who uploaded a Youtube video of themselves sitting in their dorm room, drinking sarsaparilla while air-drumming Buddy Rich songs. Their obvious enjoyment of the drink and the music, as well as their infectious cackling laughter, made the video a viral hit within 48 hours. They were dubbed Sarsaparilla and Drumsticks on Reddit, and the nickname stuck.

The students in the video haven't offered any response regarding their sudden fame. As far as anyone knows, these guys don't even know they're famous in the west.

New band: Crystalline Auras
Inspired by the success of Lindsey Sterling, the Boston Philharmonic tried adding an offshoot that blended classical music and pop/techno. The performers played and danced, but was never really successful until the great Mary Truan joined. Her unique style of electro-pop bassoon brought the crowds to their feet. They have since changed lineups with Mary being the bedrock of the group. They have gone through several tuba players - mostly through heart attacks - and one trombonist who misjudged a front flip and ended up impaled on his slide. (For the record, he's doing fine, but the amount of reconstructive surgeries has caused him to declare bankruptcy.) You can still see them every third Thursday of the month. Get your tickets early!

New Band: Astroturf Grazing


#17

Bubble181

Bubble181

New Band: Astroturf Grazing
A group of cheerleaders who were made fun of because they were heavy-set, these girls banded together and decided to take their "cow" and similar nicknames and turn it around. Since joining together, they've made guest appearances at many big games, working alongside the "regular" cheerleaders and often outclassing them. While their dances and routines are really quite good,they still get very little attention or fame because networks don't dare to let them be seen on camera, citing male gaze as the reason.

New Band: The Quintessential Quintet


#18

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

New Band: The Quintessential Quintet
The group that everyone uses for classical pieces in their wedding ceremonies and during the cocktail hour of the reception. Instruments consist of cello, violin, flute, harp, and viola. They're booked until 2019.

New Band: Velvet Unicorn


#19

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

New Band: Velvet Unicorn
Prince's ill-advised foray into the J-Pop scene in the late 80's. Even the Japanese were like, "Okay, this shit is too nasty even for US!"

New Band: Random Normality


#20

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

New Band: Random Normality
You know those guys you went to high school with who were always playing crappy metal music in someone's garage? The ones who won a state-wide Battle of the Bands competition. Everyone thought these guys hit the big time because they played one night a week at the shitty dive bar that allowed underage drinking. Their drummer worked for a silk screening place and made all of their promotional t-shirts himself. Yeah. This is them. But now they're in their 40s and still playing the same tired 1980s glam metal covers, plus the one original song that won them the Battle of the Bands 20 years ago.


New Band: Ultrasonic Fugue


#21

General Specific

General Specific

Ultrasonic Fugue
Starting out as a self-described "affectionate parody" of Jethro Tull, this band gained some notoriety of their own in the late 70's with their song "Hey Zooba-dooba." After breaking up in the early 80's, several members attempted a reunion in 1994. "Hey Zooba-dooba" once again earned a spot on radio rotations for a short time, but eventually the band faded back into obscurity. The original lead singer, Chris Isaak, would find fame on his own and disavows being in this band to this very day.

New Band: Hank & the Laser Jets


#22

Dave

Dave

Starting out as a self-described "affectionate parody" of Jethro Tull, this band gained some notoriety of their own in the late 70's with their song "Hey Zooba-dooba." After breaking up in the early 80's, several members attempted a reunion in 1994. "Hey Zooba-dooba" once again earned a spot on radio rotations for a short time, but eventually the band faded back into obscurity. The original lead singer, Chris Isaak, would find fame on his own and disavows being in this band to this very day.

New Band: Hank & the Laser Jets
Hank Thompson was a huge Elton John fan. In fact, he won several Elton John lookalike contests and actually sounded like him when he sang. After years of people telling him he needed to form his own band that's exactly what he did. And thus was born Hank & the Laser Jets. Instantly popular, they were even endorsed by Elton, who loves the band (but they can't tour with him since they do the same songs). After a run in Vegas that lasted almost a decade - 2 shows nightly, always doing their signature song "Hank & the Jets" (to the tune of "Benny and the Jets") - Hank gave it up, retiring a rich and happy man. Look him up online and stop by. He loves it when people come talk to him.

New Band: Insurrection Resurrection


#23

fade

fade

Hank Thompson was a huge Elton John fan. In fact, he won several Elton John lookalike contests and actually sounded like him when he sang. After years of people telling him he needed to form his own band that's exactly what he did. And thus was born Hank & the Laser Jets. Instantly popular, they were even endorsed by Elton, who loves the band (but they can't tour with him since they do the same songs). After a run in Vegas that lasted almost a decade - 2 shows nightly, always doing their signature song "Hank & the Jets" (to the tune of "Benny and the Jets") - Hank gave it up, retiring a rich and happy man. Look him up online and stop by. He loves it when people come talk to him.

New Band: Insurrection Resurrection
Insurrection Resurrection started as a lounge act that specialized in high school dances. They shifted to pre-grunge in the 90s, crediting the dramatic shift in tone to an audience member who claimed to have come from the future to save his dad's tenuous marriage, which was apparently based solely on a brief moment of machismo and nothing else. Insurrection Resurrection settled in the Seattle area, and went on to inspire a young Kurt Cobain before fading into relative obscurity. Lead singer Chuck Aldridge returned to his lounge roots and makes a modest living off-strip in Vegas. Guitarist Tang Sour (real name Wang Long) committed suicide in 2003. His suicide note expressed a combination of guilt over contributing to the death-by-nullification of possibly millions of no longer existing future children, and extreme confusion from overthinking time travel paradoxes.

Band name: Tapeworms for Harry


#24

General Specific

General Specific

Tapeworms for Harry
A Disco trio that initially started out known as "Tap Words for Larry" but a combination of poor handwriting on a demo reel and failure to fully read a contract lead the band to being signed under the unfortunate monogram. Despite this, they managed to score a few minor hits on the charts, but never really broke through to the big time. They attempted to shift their image and sound to more smooth R&B when the Disco craze was over, but were unsuccessful. One member went on to become a background vocalist, working on a wide array of other artists' records.

New Band: Satan's Lipstick


#25

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Band name: Tapeworms for Harry
Shock rock/industrial metal group, Tapeworms for Harry, have taken the underground scene by storm. Their stage show is reminiscent of the theatrics of GWAR and Rob Zombie featuring gigantic monsters, post-apocalyptic film clips, BDSM displays, and cybergoth performers/dancers. Denounced as a satanic spectacle by numerous Christian groups, Tapeworms for Harry have often been met with protests outside of their concert venues. Recently they made headline news by calling out a well-known and outspoken religious group during one of their concerts. They simulated its leader being eaten by a large female monster and then "reborn" in a shower of blood and slime.

New Band: Durango 1.5.7.


(And I took too long to type it...)


#26

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

New Band: Satan's Lipstick
The premiere drag queen death metal band in the Castro nightclub scene of San Fransisco. Known for their exquisite taste in avant garde fashion while belching out eardrum-bursting sounds and lyrics. Because who says you can't be hard as fuck while looking fabulous?

New Band: Durango 1.5.7.
The brainchild of Bubba Johnson and Cletus Earp, two robotics savants at M.I.T., Durango 1.5.7 is a country band comprised of A.I.-driven robots. Programmed with detailed analysis of every Country Billboard number one song, the band's precise and logical ballads have gained a small but loyal following among country loving Rhodes Scholars.

New Band: Honest Deception


#27

fade

fade

Programmed with detailed analysis of every Country Billboard number one song
World's smallest standard deviation.


#28

jwhouk

jwhouk

Honest Deception:

Christian Rock band made up of a bunch of teenagers who were the worship band for a megachurch in Indianapolis. Moniker came when they convinced a local producer to record a demo for them, claiming they were five years older than they really were. Their first, self-titled album was generally panned for being too derivative by Relevant and CCM. They have since moved on to being a traveling worship team, opening for larger CCM acts like Casting Crowns and Steven Curtis Chapman at festivals and concerts around the country. Still haven't recorded a second album.

New band: Stone Bridge Trophy.


#29

Bubble181

Bubble181

New band: Stone Bridge Trophy.
Not a "band" as such, but a Canadian singer-songwriter with supporting musicians, Stone Bridge Trophy is best known for performing Malta's entry for the Eurovision Song Contest back in 1987. They only scored 2 points, both from Belgium, and the song lives on in infamy, often called "the most American song ever played on Eurosong". Despite - or because of - this, they still tour around the Northern Territories and the Yukon, and regularly fill bars and small concert venues. A few weeks ago, they made national news when the singer was bowled over and abducted by a large group of weasels and ferrets. He reappeared a few days later, dazed and confused, but insisted all police action was stopped. He then went on to announce the title of his new CD, "Queen Emrys and the Minions".

New band: Giant Minotaur Penis


#30

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

New band: Giant Minotaur Penis
The Halforums house band!


#31

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

New band: Giant Minotaur Penis
The Halforums house band!
Game Over.


#32

Bubble181

Bubble181

Game Over.
Apparently :(


#33

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

TAKE 2.

New band: Apparently :(


#34

Bubble181

Bubble181

New band: Apparently :(
"Apparently :(" is a post-punk band whose name refers to the reaction the front man got when he proposed to his high school sweetheart. Most of the songs on their first album were sad love songs, in lyrics reminiscent of Adele's hits. Their second album, however, contains such hits as "This is the new Me", "I've forgotten all about Mary, my love" and "I'd die for you , Raymond, my love".
Considering this last one was added as a secret bonus number without any prior knowledge or consent of the band's drummer, Raymond McStraight, it's no surprise this led to a split shortly after the album's release. Some of the band members reformed later, to become "The Pink Killers", a band whose repertoire is heavily slanted towards gay marriage ceremonies.

New Band: Snowhite and the Queen"


#35

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

New Band: Snowhite and the Queen"
As the Rolling Stones took their name from a Bob Dylan song, So Snowhite and the Queen took their name from a Rush song, but in true prog rock fashion took an obscure reference and obfuscated it even more so. Only those in the In Crowd could possibly get it. They are remembered only for their one radio friendly song, "on a night like this" and by their ardent vinyl enthusiasts.


New Band: The What Fors


#36

Dave

Dave

As the Rolling Stones took their name from a Bob Dylan song, So Snowhite and the Queen took their name from a Rush song, but in true prog rock fashion took an obscure reference and obfuscated it even more so. Only those in the In Crowd could possibly get it. They are remembered only for their one radio friendly song, "on a night like this" and by their ardent vinyl enthusiasts.


New Band: The What Fors
A country band that got their start doing Hee Haw cover tunes, The What Fors have taken Japan by storm. With their mix of eclectic instruments, including the jug and the washboard, The What Fors have two of the top ten hits on the pop charts in Japan. The youngest member of the band, Jimmy "Two-Tooth" Jones, says that at the spry old age of 54 he's finally getting to fulfill his greatest desire - teen aged groupies wearing schoolgirl outfits. It wasn't (he admits) something he knew was his greatest desire, but he's since figured it out. Meanwhile in America, they are still thought of as a novelty band, only fit to open for the bears at Chucky Cheese. Currently, they have no plans to return.

New Band: Yes, This Is Really Our Name Deal With It


#37

Bubble181

Bubble181

New Band: Yes, This Is Really Our Name Deal With It
YTIRONDWI (It-Ironed-Why for the fans) was started as a goth emo teen band - hence the name, which radiates arrogance and annoyance. After the group members had gotten a few years under their belt, though, they retooled themselves into a They Might Be Giants cover band. They're mostly popular with kids who haven't found out the numbers aren't originally theirs.

New Band: Flying to the Moon


#38

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

New Band: Flying to the Moon
A two man lounge act out of Branson, MO. They mostly perform slap-stick comedy skits, but perform songs from the Rat Pack era (Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., etc), Elvis, and Neil Diamond in-between routines. They've recently signed a contract with a cruise line to be the headliners in the main lounge.

New Band: Omelet du Fromage[DOUBLEPOST=1452325351,1452325275][/DOUBLEPOST](I didn't mean for the thread to end with my previous post. I thought someone would come up with something better than the Halforums house band.)


#39

Bubble181

Bubble181


Fitting.


#40

General Specific

General Specific

New Band: Omelet du Fromage
An American band that tried to make the switch to the French-speaking audiences. They named themselves after the only French phrase they could think of and consequently failed to find a foothold. They are known mostly around Quebec/Maine border area for their cover of The Beatles' "Love Me Do" (J'en Suis Fou).

New Band: Fat Finger Freddy


#41

bhamv3

bhamv3

An American band that tried to make the switch to the French-speaking audiences. They named themselves after the only French phrase they could think of and consequently failed to find a foothold. They are known mostly around Quebec/Maine border area for their cover of The Beatles' "Love Me Do" (J'en Suis Fou).

New Band: Fat Finger Freddy
As a child, Alfred "Freddy" Benton was relentlessly teased by other kids for his weight and his poor background. His only solace came in the form of music, and he often spent entire days in the music room at his school, playing the piano. He grew up to become an adept concert jazz pianist, with his weight becoming something of a selling point. Audiences were often astounded by the deceptive dexterity in his fingers as they danced across the ivories. Freddy never really became big, though, because he insisted that jazz should be performed live, and that listening to a recording diminished the experience. He never once allowed his performances to be recorded. Nonetheless, he got enough performing gigs to get by until his thirty-sixth birthday, on which he suffered a heart attack mid-performance and died on stage.

That was not the end of the story of Fat Finger Freddy though. His death in the middle of a jazz piece caused a massive stir in the audience, and rumors started to spread that he now haunted the jazz hall where he died, doomed to never find rest until he finished the song. Sometimes, in the wee hours of the morning, the last employee responsible for locking up the jazz hall would hear the faint sound of piano music, played at an extremely slow tempo, as if some ethereal being was slowly working his way through the remainder of a song. Such stories could never be proven, of course, but there were many who were not uncomfortable with the idea of Freddy's presence lingering in the jazz hall, including the owner of the venue. After all, music had been Freddy's life.

Eventually a television crew came by to try to unravel the mystery of the ghost jazz musician. Funnily enough, all three members of the TV crew reported hearing the music at night, but none of their recording equipment picked it up.

New band: The Newer Directions


#42

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Literally rising from the ashes of the plane crash that killed the members of One Direction, The Newer Direction frontman, William Knuttson, formed a new boy-band in remembrance of that tragic event. Knuttson was co-pilot for One Direction, and was never found to be responsible for the crash. He insists he was on strict orders from the band to fly in only "One Direction", which ended up with the plane in a collision course with Teddy Roosevelt's chin on Mt. Rushmore. Knuttson said he miraculously gained the ability to write music and choreograph as a result of the crash. His group comprised of his nephews is currently touring the Midwest with stops in St. Paul and a Mayo Clinic Fundraising event later this month.

New band: Derring-Do Danger Rangers


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