[Thread Game] Band Names

Dave

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As the Rolling Stones took their name from a Bob Dylan song, So Snowhite and the Queen took their name from a Rush song, but in true prog rock fashion took an obscure reference and obfuscated it even more so. Only those in the In Crowd could possibly get it. They are remembered only for their one radio friendly song, "on a night like this" and by their ardent vinyl enthusiasts.


New Band: The What Fors
A country band that got their start doing Hee Haw cover tunes, The What Fors have taken Japan by storm. With their mix of eclectic instruments, including the jug and the washboard, The What Fors have two of the top ten hits on the pop charts in Japan. The youngest member of the band, Jimmy "Two-Tooth" Jones, says that at the spry old age of 54 he's finally getting to fulfill his greatest desire - teen aged groupies wearing schoolgirl outfits. It wasn't (he admits) something he knew was his greatest desire, but he's since figured it out. Meanwhile in America, they are still thought of as a novelty band, only fit to open for the bears at Chucky Cheese. Currently, they have no plans to return.

New Band: Yes, This Is Really Our Name Deal With It
 
New Band: Yes, This Is Really Our Name Deal With It
YTIRONDWI (It-Ironed-Why for the fans) was started as a goth emo teen band - hence the name, which radiates arrogance and annoyance. After the group members had gotten a few years under their belt, though, they retooled themselves into a They Might Be Giants cover band. They're mostly popular with kids who haven't found out the numbers aren't originally theirs.

New Band: Flying to the Moon
 
New Band: Flying to the Moon
A two man lounge act out of Branson, MO. They mostly perform slap-stick comedy skits, but perform songs from the Rat Pack era (Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., etc), Elvis, and Neil Diamond in-between routines. They've recently signed a contract with a cruise line to be the headliners in the main lounge.

New Band: Omelet du Fromage[DOUBLEPOST=1452325351,1452325275][/DOUBLEPOST](I didn't mean for the thread to end with my previous post. I thought someone would come up with something better than the Halforums house band.)
 
New Band: Omelet du Fromage
An American band that tried to make the switch to the French-speaking audiences. They named themselves after the only French phrase they could think of and consequently failed to find a foothold. They are known mostly around Quebec/Maine border area for their cover of The Beatles' "Love Me Do" (J'en Suis Fou).

New Band: Fat Finger Freddy
 
An American band that tried to make the switch to the French-speaking audiences. They named themselves after the only French phrase they could think of and consequently failed to find a foothold. They are known mostly around Quebec/Maine border area for their cover of The Beatles' "Love Me Do" (J'en Suis Fou).

New Band: Fat Finger Freddy
As a child, Alfred "Freddy" Benton was relentlessly teased by other kids for his weight and his poor background. His only solace came in the form of music, and he often spent entire days in the music room at his school, playing the piano. He grew up to become an adept concert jazz pianist, with his weight becoming something of a selling point. Audiences were often astounded by the deceptive dexterity in his fingers as they danced across the ivories. Freddy never really became big, though, because he insisted that jazz should be performed live, and that listening to a recording diminished the experience. He never once allowed his performances to be recorded. Nonetheless, he got enough performing gigs to get by until his thirty-sixth birthday, on which he suffered a heart attack mid-performance and died on stage.

That was not the end of the story of Fat Finger Freddy though. His death in the middle of a jazz piece caused a massive stir in the audience, and rumors started to spread that he now haunted the jazz hall where he died, doomed to never find rest until he finished the song. Sometimes, in the wee hours of the morning, the last employee responsible for locking up the jazz hall would hear the faint sound of piano music, played at an extremely slow tempo, as if some ethereal being was slowly working his way through the remainder of a song. Such stories could never be proven, of course, but there were many who were not uncomfortable with the idea of Freddy's presence lingering in the jazz hall, including the owner of the venue. After all, music had been Freddy's life.

Eventually a television crew came by to try to unravel the mystery of the ghost jazz musician. Funnily enough, all three members of the TV crew reported hearing the music at night, but none of their recording equipment picked it up.

New band: The Newer Directions
 
Literally rising from the ashes of the plane crash that killed the members of One Direction, The Newer Direction frontman, William Knuttson, formed a new boy-band in remembrance of that tragic event. Knuttson was co-pilot for One Direction, and was never found to be responsible for the crash. He insists he was on strict orders from the band to fly in only "One Direction", which ended up with the plane in a collision course with Teddy Roosevelt's chin on Mt. Rushmore. Knuttson said he miraculously gained the ability to write music and choreograph as a result of the crash. His group comprised of his nephews is currently touring the Midwest with stops in St. Paul and a Mayo Clinic Fundraising event later this month.

New band: Derring-Do Danger Rangers
 
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